Demented HANS DEVENTE - Mr. Pig Keeps 'em Guessing and LIES about his "GENEROSITY"

It's the same old GAMES with Sake Johannes DeVente, aka Doug, BBC, UNIT, Maria, RhinestoneTongue, Asshole, Moron, Dutch Douche...

When he posts in his playground sandbox in the ZINHOF shoutbox (located in the totally hip country of CROATIA), he has to play "GUESS WHAT" with his links. 

Everyone else posts what they're talking about, but BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE plays games.

NOBODY else threatens to delete files if they don't get enough hits, but BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE is constantly PLAYING GAMES. He won't upload unless he gets people begging him, and if his wearisome bait-and-not-post games don't work, he takes up more time whining about it.

One of the biggest lies BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE likes to tell people is that he's a NICE guy. We all know he isn't. He's a pathological liar, a kleptomaniac, a bully, a foul-mouth, and WORSE. Since he overposts so much, it's only a matter of HOURS before he writes something NASTY

BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE claims he's so generous. He giveth...and TAKETH AWAY. He's always being a snotty brat, sticking his nose in the air and telling people they can't get the music he's offered...TOO LATE...BEEN DELETED. Yes, MR. DELETER strikes again. BAD SANTA, the most obnoxious prick on the Internet.

Sorry...too late...just like a bitch, right? Just another example of Hans being the coquette. You've got to beg HER before you get a file uploaded, and if you don't jump on it and give a big THANK YOU, poof...it's suddenly GONE. It's a real prick-teaser game played by a tease who no longer has a functioning prick. 

One of his latest laughable delusions is to tell everyone that he's dying AND he's giving away ALL of his fabulous hard drives. Huh? Why would he do THAT? He's a hoarder, a brat, a conceited pig, and he brags about owning EVERYTHING. He's giving hard drives away? As always, he gets caught up in his own lies, and somebody's bound to slap him for it. 

BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE has a faulty brainstem and despite taking little pills for his high blood pressure, his brain could splatter like an egg tossed onto the sidewalk. 

He keeps sobbing that he's getting rid of his possessions because he can't take it with him...but after each sob, he starts whining, "ANYBODY GOT...ANYBODY GOT..." asking for MORE shit to put on an external hard drive. 

He is the craziest cheap Dutch bastard on the planet. Is it surprise so many people hate him?

DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE - His Brain Stem is Warped so he CURSES, DRONES, BABBLES AND DROOLS

Everyone knows HANS DEVENTE is CRAZY.

People have told him over and over: "GET HELP. GET THERAPY." Instead he's made over 200 blogs, uploaded and deleted thousands upon thousands of files, and engaged in a non-stop manic-depressive psychodrama of moodswings, lies, cursing and paranoia.

How many hundreds of times has he declared he was dying? Declared his wife was dying? Declared he couldn't hear ANY MUSIC because of tinnitis? Said he was in hospital? Posted a new blog saying that he was going to kill himself?

EVERYONE KNOWS HANS DEVENTE IS CRAZY.

People are just sick and tired of him disrupting, deleting, and being a Dutch DOUCHEBAG.

Some of his latest craziness? He always clogs up the shoutbox with his tedious dribbling and drooling. He can't just post a link and go away.

Only a narcissist neurotic clogs up a shoutbox like that, and he does it almost EVERY DAY.

He has to call attention to himself with his needy "ANYONE HAVE THIS" whining, and his equally moronic "ANYBODY WANT THIS?" postings.

Everyone else posts music and assumes somebody will want it. Miss Coquette insists on asking everyone first and being SO girly-girl COY.

Every day, the neurotic nut who cries that he has tinnitus and can't hear anything KEEPS ASKING FOR MORE MUSIC.

He just wants attention. He's a pest. An asshole. A bore. A nuisance. A Dutch dipshit.

HOW...MUCH...OF A NEUROTIC BORING PEST IS HE? He posts about how he's GOING to post! He posts about how he's not home but he'll be home soon and THEN he'll post.

He's always posting "mystery" links (how often have people clicked these links to be disappointed by his usual GARBAGE)
and babbling about his latest blog and boring everyone with his endless tedious questions.

People tell him to be NORMAL and what does he do? He starts cursing in DUTCH! His brainstem explodes and he goes into his manic state of threatening everyone, screaming and hollering, and name-calling.

That's Hansy Pansy, moving from his girly-girl coy games and cowboy fetishes to being a raging psychopath telling people to drop dead of CANCER. 

"I'm a good man," he says. Everyone knows he's CRAZY.