SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE - ALWAYS BEING A DICKLESS PATHETIC NINNY

Hans DeVente acts like somebody's pesty grandma. 

All he does is FUSS and FUSS and WARN and SCOLD. Hurry Hurry! It's HANSY PANSY telling you you BETTER GET YOUR GOODIES right NOW!

This is ONE reason why GRANDA DEVENTE, the dickless wonder, is so HATED.

He clogs the shoutbox with warnings and threats and pestiness. If you don't do what GRANDMA says you might have to use RAPIDGATOR and PAY for the download.

GRANDMA DEVENTE is always pulling this shit

"ALL WILL BE GONE" says the DELETER. If you don't march to it, hop to it, and get it when GRANDMA tells you, you will get NOTHING.

NO GOODIES FOR YOU.

This is how a normal person acts? No. Nobody else does it but SHIT FOR BRAINS DEVENTE.

He also can't stop BLOGGING. 

Nobody else does THIS shit either. GRANDMA offers something? Half the time it's: GO TO MY BLOG! GO TO MY BLOG! 

Leave the SHOUTBOX and GO TO MY BLOG! 

Why? Because he's a mental case. He's DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE. GRANDMA is SENILE. GRANDMA still thinks she's the BLOGFATHER, but those days are OVER.

Nobody's using BLOGS anymore. There are TORRENTS. Big companies thrive with their torrent sites and leave only the dickless little minnows to swim in little urinals like BLOGS. 

Here's GRANDMA DEVENTE again, still flogging HANK WILLIAMS music as if anyone is as retired and retarded as to want this shit AGAIN.

Get out your HANKIES, girls, it's HANSY PANSY once again doing the HANKY PANKY, showing his LOVE for COWBOYS. 

We all know Hans is impotent with women. His retarded wife never had kids. She doesn't know her twat from her elbow. Only a mental defective would live with an ugly, stupid, useless clod like HANS DEVETE, a loser who ends up on GOVERNMENT WELFARE in a rowhouse. 

SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE has nothing better to do than post new blogs all the time to bore and annoy everyone. THEN he gets MORE and plays musical chairs with them:

He is more pathetic than a pre-schooler playing with BLOCKS.

LOOK DADDIES, I HAVE MOVED MY BLOG HERE...AND MY OTHER BLOG IS HERE...AND LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY BLOGS I HAVE.

What a loser. Why is GOD keeping this moron on the planet? Only one reason: to make it purgatory for him. To torture him for all of his lying and stealing and cheating. For all the times he slapped somebody on the back with one hand and STOLE with the other. How he'd lie to get into a free show and then TAPE it. How he'd LIE to get into the office of a record label and then fill his RUCKSACK with albums. SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE the THIEF.

His father tried to beat some sense into the brat but couldn't. He's been SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE ever since. The shit in his brain is turning into tumors and he needs pills just to get to sleep but GOD isn't done with torturing the bastard. The WORST IS YET TO COME.

HANS DEVENTE aka Sake Johannes DeVente - a waste of space who belongs in an INSANE ASYLUM

Here's Demented Devente, his tumorous brain throbbing and about to give him a stroke, unable to figure out how OLD he is. 

Here he's telling his boyfriend SKYJUMP (the boyfriend's new alias) that he's 73. 

Demented Devente also mentions his "extreme tinnitus" which is another lie. 

He posted his driver's license. You do the math. He's saying he's 75 but the driver's license says he was born in 1946. 

Next he'll insist he's really 78 and his autistic idiot wife who can barely sit with a dazed look on her pruny old face is 82.

One day he's bawling that he can't hear music and just posts it because he is SO generous and wants other people to have MUSIC. 

Next day he's doing his dickless coquette act: "PRETTYPLEASE i dont have every soft limp kitaro album i would like to hear these five albums and they would cost me too much to buy. some kind soul has these in a closet?" 

What the same closet Hans stores his knickers and bras? 

How come he keeps sniffling about having tinnitus and then he's skipping and mincing around his windmill glad to get YUMMY music and has all the energy to flush more soft shit into the shoutbox? 

Nobody wants his crappy soft music, his boring Christmas garbage, or his endless games of "go to my BLOG, no my OTHER blog, no the BLOG I didn't delete. No no THIS blog" and "here's one part of a link and another part of a link and this is 10 day so you better get it now or it will be gone." 

What an asshole. He can't be normal like everyone else (people who do NOT have BLOGS and do NOT post SHIT and do NOT lie constantly about their age and health). He is not normal. He is CRAZY. He is DEMENTED. 

this part that part get this shitty music in 10 days go to the blog... bore bore bore bore

Tell us again how your new blog will be deleted and the links will be gone and everyone has to hurry up and pay attention to your garbage music instead of the progrock they really care about. 

Some people say Hans De Vente the demented crazy cheap Dutch douch just has SHIT FOR BRAINS.