Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Demented Hans De Vente the Deviant - is DYING again. His last days will be spent...upping music to strangers? HA HA HANSY

When was it...only YESTERDAY...that Hansy Pansy, aka Hanzie Hitler, aka DOUG, aka 2020, aka UNIT, etc. etc. was telling his shoutbox buddies and boyfriends he was LEAVING. "For a while." 

That turned out to be less than 24 hours! 

That's the famous Drama Queen and liar. 

Now he's back to the familiar "I'm dying" game. Part of the CRYING GAME. How many times did this idiot post "make good use of the time you have left" after announcing he was terminal?

He's done it for over FIFTEEN YEARS. 


Mr. Illiterate's excuse for going back on his farewell in less than 24 hours: 

"it was mu mystake, I wnet to the hospital and they cannot hep me anymore,so I I am back for the time it lasts." 

Take his word for it! 

And off he goes, "does any body want the 1917 screenre I can re up" and "I can try to do one a day" of 27 gb of old Verve jazz that everybody already has -- except one asshole who grins to see how he can make Hansy Pansy dance and do his bidding. 



That's Hansy Pansy, as usual -- the same tired, boring tricks. The same lies.

His idea of "make good use of the time you have left" is putting on his best maid's uniform, doing a curtsy, and helping total strangers add to their 8TB hard drives full of music they'll NEVER PLAY!


"Here, have another discography, another discography, another discography...I'll spend my last dying days upping shitty music to YDRAY for you, YOU who won't even be at my funeral, YOU who are nowhere near my DellaFartlaan home in Bad Ho' Eavesdrop."

Ha ha ha Hanzie Hitler, what an ugly, fat, sad JOKE. What a LIAR. What a LOSER.

Monday, January 27, 2020

Jan 27: Be RACIST, cry for ATTENTION then walk out and wait for sympathy

Yes, Hansy Pansy, aka Hanzie Hitler, has done it again:

He enraged people with a racist post, then he did his lame "anybody want" game which drew NO response, then he bribed people with his stale "goodies" (posing entire movies everyone's already seen) and when he didn't get any NICE COMMENTS, he did his "goodbye cruel world" act.

He's dying? He's actually SICK? Nobody bothered to ask. They're just glad he's gone.

For the moment. Here's today's chronology from Demented De Vente -- sneering and raging because a BLACK MAN is famous and could afford a helicopter in Hanzie's beloved Cal E. Fornia -- then an unwanted set of MOVIES -- then his sullen goodbye.

You can just imagine that ugly, huge lower lip of Hanzie's as he POUTED and wrote his farewell...hoping that somebody would ask what the "health reasons" were. (NOBODY DID)

DOES ANYBODY WANTS...(No, not from YOU, Hanzie Hitler, especially not blatantly offering free links that another shoutboxer (green) was posting on a pay site...ps the word is WANT not WANTS, oh lame English as a third language gouda-brained bozo)


HANZIE HITLER then decides people might want (ugh) the Swingle Swingers doing BACH (badly and lamely). Natural Mr. Limpdick makes a big deal out of how he can help if anyone can't manage to download. 

 
"Just reply." NOBODY REPLIED. And if you're wondering where he got the SWINGLE SINGERS album, why, of course, as usual, he STOLE IT FROM ANOTHER BLOG. Last month: 


What does HANZIE HITLER do when his "ANYBODY WANTS" and lame music posts get no response?

HANZIE fires RACIST RANT about the death of a beloved black basketball star and his young daughter! 


The great MOVIE MAVEN, demented Hans De Vente, decides to throw around entire films, but the ugly mogul gets NO responses. Other posters spoil his fun by posting amid his monotonous run of drivel:


After all these pointless, sad attempts at attention get NOTHING, HANZIE HITLER suddenly realizes he's SICK...and he CAN'T POST ANYMORE. 

That is, "for a while." 


NOBODY RESPONDED.

You can bet that "I will be gone for a while" will turn out to be, what, ONE DAY? TWO? Then it'll be a new name and more of his pathetic, lumbering waddles on the treadmill to oblivion.

Sunday, January 26, 2020

MORE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM THE CRYING DUTCHMAN

ZINHOF is being congratulated for his "17th year" quietly stealing music, and using Russian servers to fuck over American and British artists. Putin gives Zinny an extra ounce of vodka for doing this. But Hansy Pansy, who has had 1700 blogs in the same amount of time? Because HE is NOT quiet, always needs attention, and constantly used his blogs to bully, curse, be a racist and misogynist and antisemite, etc. etc., he is IGNORED. 

He's back to being 2020 at Zinhof's shoutbox, but he might find a new alias any day now. This is HANS after all, who changes from men's to women's clothes all the time. He's so schizoid. More than that, he's becoming even MORE demented every day, the same way gouda becomes smellier every day it sits and rots. 

HOW...DEMENTED...is HANS DE VENTE these days? 

He doesn't even know that CHRISTMAS IS OVER. He's still trying to get people to care about Coldplay Christmas Crap.


HOW...DEMENTED...is HANS DE VENTE these days?

He even admits "I AM AN ASSHOLE," because his eroding mind is sending brain farts spewing out of his ears.


HOW...DEMENTED...is HANS DE VENTE these days? 

He can't even bother to tell people what puke he's uploaded. "BOSSA" is good enough? Well, yes, because nobody cares. If they see 2020 on a post they know it's dated old garbage from a limpdick near death. 


HOW...DEMENTED...is HANS DE VENTE these days? 

He's still shouting irrational curses at people ("GO YOUR GENG!") and begging impotently and uselessly for attention. He's "bought" BBC live sessions albums, "if anybody is looking i will upload." NO REPLY. "Again he whines: "Yours for the asking." Nobody asks. NO REPLY. "They are available on demand." NO REPLY.


Oh, there are more examples of the deterioration of DEMENTED DE VENTE, but since he's not inflicting this via BLOGS, and is just circling the drain at Zinhof's shoutbox, the rest of his insanity can be ignored. 

Except...he does want everyone to know he's CRYING these days. Yes, he posted that drek video again, for probably the third or fourth time now. Usually it comes with his happy promise, "You'll CRY." This time, he just wants everyone to know "it made me cry,but then ,i cry easily these days."


What else makes Demented Devente cry? DOUG SAHM garbage nobody wants? BOSSA? Some old crap from "Talking Heads who are friends of me?" Some of his favorite sobs are STILL viewable on his selfie-of-agony: 

HANS SOBS OVER HIS FAVORITE MUSIC

Friday, January 24, 2020

BRAIN-DAMAGED "DEMENTIA DEVENTE" BORES SOME MORE -- then CURSES HIS FRIENDS

BRAIN-DAMAGED (if not BRAIN DEAD) HANZIE seems to rise from his coffin in Badhoevedorp with ONE thing on his gouda-scented mind: "Create New Blog..."

LIKE THIS:


OOF....featuring the same boring, boring, shopworn GARBAGE nobody wants or needs. This is beyond the dung-beetle lifestyle of downloading and downloading and never LISTENING, just to HAVE EVERYTHING. 

WHAT A CLOD.

"Say something nice about Hans" an old forum moderator once suggested. If this asshole can STOP making BLOGS, it would sure be a sign that he understands that he's the Sisyphus of Stupidity and it would be better to stumble outside and TRY to engage with REAL PEOPLE.

So far...

What's "NEW" in the world of HANS OLD? OLD JOHANNES? The blubber-lipped limp-dick shows no life beyond annoying strangers online and trying to get attention.

JOANNA/JOHANNES shut down another blog, opened another (CREATE NEW BLOG...CREATE NEW BLOG...), and shut that one, too. Monotony. Brain damage. He's like some Alzheimers patient who keeps repeating, farting, repeating, and farting. Time to make a NEW blog. Gotta make a NEW blog. Duhhhh....

His other sad pastime is being a pest at Senile Zinhof's little sandbox, where if a few dozen people bother to download a Kinks album or Pink Floyd album everyone already has, it's a BIG DEAL.

Here, he offers -- SHIT. Cow shit. Bull shit. COUNTRY music nobody wants. Does "DEMENTIA DEVENTE" care that NOBODY wants the same old Merle Haggard garbage? Nope. Cowboy Cocksucker rides in telling everyone they can get "HAG" for ten days only.



Anybody thank him? No. 

On and on he goes, telling people to go to his BLAH BLAH BLAH BLOG instead of posting the "goodies" in the shoutbox like everyone else.

Warning warning. Links will expire. BAD SANTA gives and takes. (He also LOVES to delete files at random just to shake things up. Anything to cause chaos, because he is such a brat and such a sado-masochist).

Garbled-brain HANZIE wants you to know he's got some more garbage "on my blog fot a few hours,so better git it now,click my name."

NOBODY ELSE makes a big deal about their NAME, nobody else has a BLOG, and nobody else is the kind of psycho-neurotic load of past-expiration GOUDA that SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE is.





What happens if somebody does NOT "click my name" in time?

HANZIE loves to call himself "a good man" and "a nice guy."

He turns on you like the rabid dog he really is. Here's someone in the shoutbox simply asking for a re-up on Gentle Giant (that's genetle giant, or genital giant the way HANZIE spells).

Instead of being grateful annoying even cares about stale progrock crap that's been stinking up the Internet forums and blogs for 20 years, HANZIE goes BALLISTIC.

This is why people HATE HANS. They get so sick of not only his irrelevant LOSER music posts of NEW AGE drippy goo and old COUNTRY music, they soon realize he's got all the personality of Hitler's dog:



Sooner or later, most anyone who politely engages with HANZIE, or foolishly figures "he can't be THAT BAD," ends up with the familiar "FUCK YOU." Or worse. 

What else is HANZIE up to? Same old SAME OLD. Here, he's once again stealing from the ITS ONLY ROCK AND ROLL blog, and as usual these days, he's too SENILE and DEMENTIA-LOADED to even get the link right. 

Still, on and on he goes, LINK LINK guess guess. An old mumbling fart in a palliative care hospice makes more sense than he does. 




Here he is, garbled as usual, blabbering:

"I have made in holland,for which I made the coverphoto, on the strictly country label, for which I produced some albms and made a lot of cover designs" 

HUH? What the FUCK are you trying to write, English as a THIRD language, Turd boy?
 


His other two idiot postings? When somebody dies, he has to pretend to care: "I have some david olney, I  have look tomorrow." 

Oooh, people can hardly wait. Except...NOBODY wrote back, "Thanks, Hans" and "Appreciate your self-important pomposity. and how you TEASE to get attention."

Nobody wrote back so he did NOT "have look" and post anything on Olney. 

As for that third item? NOBODY wanted "the carter family 12 cd box 10 days." That was more stale country horse shit from a witless clueless senile old dope who doesn't even know he's NOT WANTED.

The late Mr. Olney wasn't the only one to get the ghoul-treatment from HANZIE. There was also Terry Jones.

Narcissist HANZIE has to post about anyone who has just died. Why? He LOVES to cry crocodile tears, usually insisting that he KNEW the dead person, "got there autograph backsage" and "this person was a friend of me."

TERRY JONES dies, and so Pompous Dutch Douche declares "I will remember him." Gee, what a comfort to know THAT.

HANZIE also mentioned that in the end, Terry had "problems speaking." HANZIE has to feel for Terry, because HANZIE has trouble THINKING, SPEAKING and SPELLING.



Yes, we are all waiting for "HANS DE VENTE HAS DIED FROM DEMENTIA," hopefully before he's 77 like Jones was.

Right now, his DEMENTIA continues -- including his habit of cornball posts of things everyone's seen but HE posts as "and now for something completely different" Here's an old limp-dick Dutchman telling the world there's a group called Monty Python. Zzzzz. Oh yes, and one of the members, Terry Jones: "I will remember him as a genius."


And we will remember HANS DE VENTE as a multi-fake-named ASSHOLE. A useless, time-wasting, lying, thieving, vain, moronic, demented ASSHOLE.



Thursday, January 16, 2020

Limp "HANDLE" Hansy Pansy Wants People to Know his REAL name and oh yes, his NEW "I'M DYING" BLOG

What's NEW with the Lonesome Monster, Badhoevedorp's leper, JOHANNES (JOANNE) DE VENTE? 

Or SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE or S.J. DEVEVENTE or -- right, Rumpleforeskin DeVente? The man of a thousand FREE BLOGS and dopey names....

He's telling the world that he does not like to be called HANZIE. As if anyone cares what his idiot name is! Is it DOUG? Is it UNIT? Is it 2020? 



YAWN. Did anyone respond? NO. His "full name" he now insists is Hans De Vente but he's also fessed up to Sake Johannes De Vente. Still, nobody responds.

This narcissistic nitwit thinks people are going to send him a birthday card in Badhoevedorp, and want to make sure it gets to him? They'd be more likely to send a letter bomb.

Did they respond when, a day earlier, he was using his lame alias 2020 and telling the world, in his garbled and pathetic attempt at "ENGLISH" that him is big friends with Talking Heads?




"talking heads...friends of me since 1978." 


ANYONE believe it? The LIAR Hans DeVente? The pathetic babbling blubber-lip? 

Aside from licking the arse of nitwit strangers he bribes to like him, like "LOTELING" or greasy little piss slave JOAO ALBA, he spends his time posting old garbage nobody wants, and telling LIES.

That is, when he's not being an obnoxious witless RACIST making fun of blacks and Jews. But we all know his parents were Nazi sympathezers.

HANS DEMENTED has NOTHING to show that anybody famous liked him or could even stand him. He pestered a few people for autographs. SO? He flashed fake Sony Nederlands credentials and LIED about how he was an important A&R man and so BRIEFLY got backstage to sweat on top of Andy Partridge or some other guy nobody under 60 ever heard of. 

As soon as they learned the truth, they TOLD HIM OFF, and did what hundreds of have done on the Internet --  AVOIDED HIM LIKE A DOG TURD ON THE SIDEWALK.

"friends of me since 1978." Sure. Sure. The TALENTED Hans De Vente who CLAIMS he has sung with David Byrne and sung with Andy Partridge, except this fat load has NEVER made a demo, NEVER gotten up on a stage to sing for ANYONE, and has a high-pitched girlish voice and can't sing a note. 

Crybaby HANDZIE is now going back to his game of threatening to run away from home again (home being behind Zinhoff's skirt). "THE END IS NEAR." 



Yes, Mr. BORING has a NEW BLAAAAAAAAAAG (#9289420 in the FREE TO DUTCH CHEAPSKATES series). 

He posts a BORING picture of Homer Simpson (who cares?) and once again posts his oh-so-funny spelling of COUNTRY music, and gives away the same old sack of cow shit as always.

This is what he does while death comes for him, closer and closer. HE TRIES TO BORE EVERYONE TO DEATH with his tedious games, his tedious witless boasting, his tedious new identities, and yet another BLAAAAAAAAAAAG.

Pathetic Loser.


Sunday, January 12, 2020