STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS -- HANS DEVENTE, an INTERNET JACKASS SINCE 2005

 

Brain-damaged "HANS" is really losing his mind. Last month he did his "sex change" at Zinhof's shoutbox, becoming "LEGS" and "BETH" (and as usual, claiming "I AM NOT HANS.")

He's just pulled his usual stunt of declaring he will LEAVE the shoutbox. (Waiting to see if anyone will beg him NOT to go. Nobody did). 

Yes, Mr. CRAZY is "fed up" with all the "nonsense" and "crazies" (that would be HIM and his ALIASES and his LIES) and vowed to delete his login. Did he? OF COURSE NOT.

He loves being a maniac. He loves the attention. Several members of the shoutbox urged him to LEAVE ASAP and several others predicted if he left he'd come back: 

PATHOLOGICAL LIAR HANS claimed he could not delete his login! 

"i cannot delete the login it seems." OH? GOSH HANZIE HITLER, YOU'VE ONLY DONE THAT ABOUT ONE HUNDRED TIMES, with your aliases like JAN and DOUG and 2020 and...on and on.

HANZIE HITLER won't leave the shoutbox because he has too much fun being HERR DICTATOR and telling people they ONLY HAVE 10 DAYS to get his UTTERLY SHITTY music...his corny country and western garbage, his brainless "CHILL" drivel and the rest of his boring junk nobody wants:

Last Day! Last Day! That's just ONE reason everyone in the shoutbox hates him. He can't just shut his ugly fucking yap and post like everyone else. It has to be LAST DAY! TEN DAY LINK! HURRY! 

Meanwhile SENILITY HANS continues to get caught up in his lies. It's not just his never-ending fake names, or his shifting age (i am 75, i am 77...) here he is, after crying and moaning that he has SEVERE TINNITUS AND CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE requesting...MUSIC TO LISTEN TO:

He never requests anything just ONCE. Adult Diaper-Wearing BABY HANS has to whine and whine again and again. 

THIS is the guy who has the NERVE to claim he's "innocent" and never causes trouble, and never LIES and does nothing but make people HAPPY with his LOVELY music? Like the "MERLE HAGRID" (he thinks he's so witty) re-posts every other day? Come on everyone LAST CHANCE, LAST DAY to get MERLE HAGRID music. HANS is the HAGGARD one. An old, pathetic pain in the ass. 

Speaking of PAIN IN THE ASS, HANZIE HITLER never misses an opportunity to moan about his 1001 ailments, as if anyone cares. Nobody bores people more than HANZIE: 

Poor Poor Pitiful Hans. (Sake Johannes DeVente is his real name). He wants everyone to feel sorry for him, because "i am a good egg" and "talking heads are good friends of me" and "i have tinnitus so i can not hear music" and "i vacation in palm springs!" and "i was there at 9/11" and "i went to the ER again it does not look good" and "i just came back from the ER anyone want music from green's blog?"

And ON and ON, stealing music from other bloggers, deleting his rivals, trying to get sympathy for his endless (mostly fake) ailments, and being a general attention-grabbing old drag queen pest. But "i am a good egg...." 

Google his name and check some of the EARLY blogs about him. They have all the evidence and screen captures of what an ASSHOLE and DEMANDING PEST and RANTING RAVING INSULTING SELF-ABSORBED PRICK he's been since 2005. That includes his first appearances at USENET where he demanded Beach Boys music and David Letterman tapes and being the Dutch Douche cheap bastard he is, expecting people to mail him this stuff "for the price of the postage."  Back then he was even using his SONY email address and boasting about how he could report anybody he didn't like. He then left a trail of hate blogs, of hounding Chocoreve and others, destroying GroovyFab and DejaVu and other blogs with his hacking, and urging people to FIND AND "GET" the rivals he didn't like. Yeah, yeah, REAL NICE GUY.  

 "i am a good egg..." 

EVERYONE knows the TRUTH about DEVENTE. He is DEMENTED.

HOW MUCH OF A PUSSY is the BADEHOEVEDORP DRAG QUEEN "HANS" DE VENTE? He's GLEEFUL

NOW you can understand why "HANS" the limp-dick who isn't sure if he's 75 or 77 has sex-changed his name in that Zinhof shoutbox so often. JAN and BETH and LEGS etc. etc.

It's because he's the BIGGEST PUSSY in BADHOEVEDORP, HOLLAND. 

Look at the utter pathetic SHIT he posted at his dopey "TOURDEHANS" blog: 

 

Oooh oooh. 

This is Hansy Pansy, who flirts with the men in the shoutbox ("Anyone WANT...") while wearing his drag and calling himself BETH. 

Remember when he surprised everyone in the shoutbox by posting a link....to a photo on a website showing a white guy sucking black dick? 

How about all the times he sighed over BEACH BOYS pictures,  and mewled about his love for JOAO, his little Brazilian-wax-job boyfriend? 

Remember all the times he's offered the kitschiest crappiest romance movies and guaranteed, "Download this! You will cry!" 

WHAT AN OLD WIMP. 

He's not a man, that's for sure. A PIG maybe. A big BABY maybe. GIMME GIMME is what this baby pig is constantly up to. Here, he's mewling about "those two Jewish boys" again, only he is so brain damaged he can't even get the name of the show right! 

First he writes "LOVE FROM NEW YORK" (because he'd love to be spit-roasted by Paul and Artie) and then he corrects himself. He wants "LIVE FROM NEW YORK." 

Wah wah wah. He WANTS he WANTS he WANTS. Doesn't seem like his phony TINNITUS is bothering him much! 

Poor Hansy Pansy. Before the pandemic, and before he nearly drove himself off the road because he's so senile, he'd motor into AMSTERDAM and look for horny sailors to give free  alley blowjobs to. Being a CHEAP DUTCHMAN his line was, "Save your money. I give great blowjobs. Just close your eyes and imagine I'm Eva Cassidy."

Then he'd sneak back home and play with his John Deere toys, and check on what his shoutbox boyfriends were up to, and then...sleeping pills, and NIGHTY NIGHT in his NIGHTIE.

SENILE BRAIN-DAMAGED "HANS" DEVENTE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD HE IS!

 Using up a dozen aliases in a few months can AGE a person. Here's "HANS," sneaking back to Zinhof's shitbox, after being DOUG and JAN and four or five others: 

JUNE 23 2020 he says he's 75: 

Yes, Mr. "EXTREME TINNITUS" who used to tell everyone he can't hear, can't enjoy music, but will upload for OTHERS, says "I am 75.." 

Only TWO MONTHS later, AUGUST 27, 2020 after pestering everyone as BETH, and LEGS and four or five more, he minced back into Zinhof's shitbox as REAL HANS. He's whining about "memory problems" and says "i am 77 years old." 

Zzzzzzzzz. MEMORY problems? Doesn't know how OLD he is? 

HE'S MENTAL AS ANYTHING:

He goes through insane mood swings where he claims to be a "good egg" and "generous" and then demands PAYPAL donations or he'll walk out forever. 

He creates all these delusional fake names for himself (he's even gone into Google translate to pretend to speak FRENCH when he was BETH) and then insists "I am not HANS" when he is caught. 

He posts the same GOD-AWFUL crap with the same retarded spellings and wordplay ("Merle Haggard" is "Merle Hagrid" ha ha) and doesn't even know where the fuck he is. For a while he insisted he was in AMERICA on vacation in PALM SPRINGS.

He's moaned that his brainstem exploded, he's played the "I'm dying game" over and over...and he's even pretended to kill himself JUST to see if anyone in the shitbox would be worried and ask whether he was dead or alive (NOBODY CARED). Remember? 

Yes, about two or three dozen blogs before his current assinine  "TOURDEHANS" blog, he had his famous DEATH BLOG. JANUARY 12, 1919:

 

January 12, 1919, Demented Hans Devente. How old were you then? 72? 75? 77? 

"I was so much younger then. I'm older and stupider than that now..." 

No wonder everyone ignores him at Zinhof's shitbox. He's STILL CRAZY after all these years...all 77 of them?

"BORE DE HANS" - SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE THE BAG OF SHIT, OPENS ANOTHER BLOG OF SHIT - Zzzzzzzzz.

 

 Oh, he's ba-a-a-a-ck with another blahhhhhhh blaaaaaah blog...and the same old SHIT and the same old "witty" remarks.

Ho ho ho, he's posting "MERLE HAGRID" again. As if anybody on the planet cares or doesn't have this shit already. But "Hanzie Hitler" is going senile. He forgets NOBODY CARES.

His brain stem is going to give a big FART and his brains (what's left of them) will leak out of his ears and he'll collapse on the floor of his Badhoevedorp senility-ward room. DEAD.

 BORING.

You'd think somebody who is allegedly 77, and hasn't long to live, wouldn't be SO senile as to upload the same GARBAGE all day long. That's Hanzie Hitler. 

He also crawls into Zinhof's shitbox to stink up the place with his usual BORING garbage. NOBODY cares. 10 or 20 people download some of his crap just to have it (not to listen to it) and Hanzie Hitler sobs with glee and wets his knickers about it. How PATHETIC.

BORING.

Here he is, BORING the world with his nonsense about TINNITUS and how crappy CHILL music is SUCH a cure. BORING BORING

 

Nobody pays attention to the old Dutch Douche. BORING.

Here he is, being the COQUETTE again (without the BETH or LEGS or JAN drag name) lamely asking if people WANT anything from him. Her. It. 

 

Anybody wants? I can post on request? Come on, be my boyfriend. Love me. 

NOBODY CARES, NOBODY RESPONDS because HANZIE HITLER IS SO BORING.

 BORING, BORING, BORING

Such a pathetic need for attention -- and such pathetic posts of desperation and dullness. BORING.

People are VERY tired of his "TEN DAYS ONLY" games and the rest of his rules. SO BORING.

Yes, the REAL HANS is one of the most boring useless Old Farts in Holland. (Or is he claiming he's taking his summer in Palm Springs?? Boring lies from Boring Old Fart Hans).

 He's SUCH a boring pathetic retard, he doesn't get it -- NOBODY is interested in his CHILL crap, his MERLE HAGRID crap, his constant re-posting of GENE CLARK and all the rest of his lameness. 

 Hanzie Hitler has the worst taste in music, is a stupid jerk who thinks his puns are funny and clever, and he really is a waste of space. Only another retard would say "thank you" to this moron. Yes, he might appeal to one or two other low-grade dullards. But most everyone wishes senile Zinhof would block him forever, or that Hanzie Hitler would just plain DROP DEAD. He's just TOO BORING. 

OOH, Hanzie Hitler is too senile to remember he's posted wimpy AL STEWART a hundred times already? Or is he just such a monotonous lumbering ox that this is the best he can do? Ten days everybody, hurry hurry!  

BORE DE HANS...more dead than alive. A sobbing, pathetic, limp dick useless ugly monster.