NOW you can understand why "HANS" the limp-dick who isn't sure if he's 75 or 77 has sex-changed his name in that Zinhof shoutbox so often. JAN and BETH and LEGS etc. etc.
It's because he's the BIGGEST PUSSY in BADHOEVEDORP, HOLLAND.
Look at the utter pathetic SHIT he posted at his dopey "TOURDEHANS" blog:
Oooh oooh.
This is Hansy Pansy, who flirts with the men in the shoutbox ("Anyone WANT...") while wearing his drag and calling himself BETH.
Remember when he surprised everyone in the shoutbox by posting a link....to a photo on a website showing a white guy sucking black dick?
How about all the times he sighed over BEACH BOYS pictures, and mewled about his love for JOAO, his little Brazilian-wax-job boyfriend?
Remember all the times he's offered the kitschiest crappiest romance movies and guaranteed, "Download this! You will cry!"
WHAT AN OLD WIMP.
He's not a man, that's for sure. A PIG maybe. A big BABY maybe. GIMME GIMME is what this baby pig is constantly up to. Here, he's mewling about "those two Jewish boys" again, only he is so brain damaged he can't even get the name of the show right!
First he writes "LOVE FROM NEW YORK" (because he'd love to be spit-roasted by Paul and Artie) and then he corrects himself. He wants "LIVE FROM NEW YORK."
Wah wah wah. He WANTS he WANTS he WANTS. Doesn't seem like his phony TINNITUS is bothering him much!
Poor Hansy Pansy. Before the pandemic, and before he nearly drove himself off the road because he's so senile, he'd motor into AMSTERDAM and look for horny sailors to give free alley blowjobs to. Being a CHEAP DUTCHMAN his line was, "Save your money. I give great blowjobs. Just close your eyes and imagine I'm Eva Cassidy."
Then he'd sneak back home and play with his John Deere toys, and check on what his shoutbox boyfriends were up to, and then...sleeping pills, and NIGHTY NIGHT in his NIGHTIE.
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