Demented De Vente Lies about being POOR just to SCAM SUCKERS FOR MONEY

You remembe Hanzie Hitler's boasts?

"I got a NEW COMPUTER...I got a NEW IPHONE...." He even showed pictures. He even boasted about his MANY COMPUTERS (Apple AND PC) and HARD DRIVES

He's also boasted that he has TONS of money and he LOVES to buy CDs JUST TO GIVE AWAY THE MUSIC. Here, under his JAN alias, he brags that he spent a fortune...

BUT, you know DEMENTED HANS DE VENTE. He is a pathological liar. He's a neurotic mad man. One minute he's bragging about spending a fortune, the next, he's whining that he wants somebody to save him some money:

His latest scam? He claims (via PHOTOSHOP) that he bought a CD for $50, and -- he wants his FRIENDS to chip in. Poor Hansy Pansy, "on the government teat," with his multiple computers and hard drives and his boasts of  how he "shelled out the money" over and over for rare imports, shows his true DUTCH CHEAPNESS in hoodwinking his FRIENDS.

Remember, he just posted about his new MACBOOK PRO that he bought:

So Mr. Moneybags wants to see what friends he can scam:

DID he say 50 DOLLARS? Actually, he only spent $42. Just another little LIE from HANSY:

So much for generous "sharing," eh? The Cheap Dutchman would rather see which suckers STILL think he's a NICE GUY. Did one PATRON pay $25 and ANOTHER pay $25 so HANSY could get his album FREE and make an $8 profit?

YES, SUCKERS, "PATRONS," you got worthless files, and HANSY PANSY got a CD that he is going to RE-SELL on eBAY and make another $20 or $30 on.  You don't think he's gonna keep it, do you? He keeps moping "there are no hearses with luggage racks" and he's gonna die any second, so he has no need for anything but his zillion external hard drives and his PC's and MACS and iPhone.

DOZENS of the HANS HATERS used to be FRIENDS with him, but they got backstabbed. They got their links deleted. They got outed with HIS hate blogs FIRST where he published their photos and contact information. Some of the people who defended him the most ended up betrayed because he's such a sad, lonely paranoid madman. 

He has no friends because he probably tried to pick the pockets of anyone who visited him. He's the guy who scammed his way into record company offices and bragged about STEALING THINGS OFF THE SHELVES 'with my thieving hands!' He gets a kick out fooling people with his fake names and fake ailments. 

One minute he's moaning about how poor he is and how he needs donations to buy stupid albums he wants, and the next he brags about spending hundreds of dollars on Japanese imports. He once bragged about "spending a fortune" for a RADIOHEAD set, but NEVER posted it...until Exystence gave it away! What a coincidence.

Poor Poor Pitiful Demented De Vente. No wonder he's ignored now, and only a few FOOLS are dumb enough to give him money.

ANYONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET AS CRAZY AS DEMENTED DE VENTE?

LAH DEE DAH, "SCARLETT O'HARA" DE VENTE has NO TIME for a SHAM on his bended knee

Here's just another typical example of "HANS" De Vente, the neurotic drag queen.

He's like the WORST girfriend you EVER knew. The one you did everything for, but who wanted MORE. Here's some moron named SHAM who has been faithful to Joanna (Sake Johannes De Vente) and asks for a favor.

See what happened?

That's Joanna De Vente, aka MARY and JAN and so many other girly names the creep as used. Once a sucker starts with the praise and the requests, the power game starts.

He's done this over and over -- promised something and then sniffed and made up some excuse to delay or NOT do anything at all. 

Joanna sees that shams would like what was PROMISED. Well, keep SHAM waiting. Ha ha ho ho hee hee. With typical bad typing: Ill do it foryou when im awake." What, Hanzie is sleepwalking?  He's playing with his new iphone and doesn't feel like going to his computer and upping to YDRAY?

This is part of Demented De Vente's m.o. for decades. If somebody defends him, he whines that MORE people should. When he shouts in the shoutbox, "anybody want ask me," and GETS asked, he growls "I'll do it in a few days" or curses and says "When did YOU upload anything for me?" Or shouts "MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY." 

So many forum members, mods, fellow bloggers made the mistake of feeling sympathy for De Vente, believing the lies, etc. etc. Only to be abused, hacked, deleted, victimized (DE VENTE started HATE BLOGS back when he pretended to be Champaloux on one blog while giving the guy's name and address on another and urging everyone to GET HIM.)

Nasty. Crazy. Game-playing. Disdainful. Teasing just to keep someone waiting. De Vente is Just Like a Woman on her period, which is pretty remarkable for an old limp dick. 

Scarlett O'Hara wasn't as crazy a bitch as "HANS" De Vente. Meanwhile, De Vente just feels sorry for herself/himself for being SO misunderstood. 

"HANS" de Vente and his same old games -- NOTHING BETTER TO DO

Here's an item that isn't on any of the older blogs. It's just another screen capture example of how long tedious Sake Johannes De Vente has been inflicting his crap, lies and stealing. Johannes uses the alias ("HANS" a silly first name you encounter only in fairy books about Hans Brinker and Hansel and Gretel). He's used aliases all his life because he's always been a troublemaker and a coward, dodging around with dodgy names and endless blogs and creeping into forums and shoutboxes to get his kicks by grabbing attention any way he can.

He has NO LIFE. He's been a useless parasite for 74 years. (Or is it 75. Or 85. He's lied about his age like every old woman does.) 

TWELVE YEARS AGO he was outed at the It's Psych forum: 

What did "HANS" do? Why, he sorrowfully insisted he's SUCH a nice guy, only wants to GIVE (what he's stolen from other bloggers and websites) and is just trying to make people happy. He then announced he was quitting the forum and never coming back. He came back with a new name two days later. 

He's still pulling the same games, getting more fake names, and spending the dwindling last days of his purgatory by monotonously posting links in shoutboxes to get people to go look at his newest BLOG. 

Guess what. He gets a pitiful few dozen "hits" on the garbage he posts, NEVER a thanks, and nobody even wants the shit. He's uploading to other losers who are addicted to downloading ANYTHING, even shit they'll never have time to listen to, and don't even care about. It's just to have. Until they get Lou Gherig's disease, or Parkinson's, or just have as stroke. And then their external drives get thrown away along with their socks and underwear because it's all GARBAGE. A total waste of time. 

"HANS" has been a waste of space since the day he was born. That's why his father beat him. That's why his mother loathed him. That's why he ended up with a half-retarded wife and no kids and nothing to do but babble about Hank Williams, and his love of BEACH BOYS, and his thousand and one fake diseases and false alarms ("The FBI is after me!" "My wife fell down the stairs!" "I've gone to the hospital!" "I won't be here anymore!" "Blah Blah BLOG!")

What a loser. Limp Dick Devente's life has been pathetic. He's been a HAS BEEN for DECADES. 

75 is long enough for a useless limp-dick waste of space

Exactly ONE person wishes "Happy Birthday" to the pesty, moronic, pushy, stupid, boring, obnoxious lying son-of-a-bitch SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE. 

What, no mention of diverticulitis, tinnitus, the wife falling down stairs, the "it doesn't look good" hospital reports, or the suicide threats because he's had SUCH a "life well lived?" 

What, no discography of Hank Williams or "HAG" to celebrate how a human virus from Holland can manage to keep on infecting the world year after year? 

What, no "you have 10 days to download what I stole from Green or Exy, my way or the highway, I'm the blogfather, here's my NEW BLOG" bullshit? 

What, no "greatest hits" of Hansy good will, like "I wish you AIDS WITH EBOLA" or "I hope you die of cancer" or "Here's his name and address everybody, get him" to his LONG paranoid list of people who trusted him only to have him turn psycho and rabid? 

Hansy Pansy, the Demented De Vente,  can only put on his drag party dress and his aluminum foil hat, and tell a bunch of strangers it's his birthday. How PATHETIC. In the REAL WORLD, the only human he has any contact with is that moribund MOMMY he lives with.

It's like Norman Bates living with his mother. One's a PSYCHO and the other is pretty much a dead waste of space. And vice versa. 

Zzzz look who got ANOTHER BLOG - "PLEASE LOVE ME" HANSY POO

He's so clever and topical, isn't he? 

Mr. Boring's latest BLOG snickers about how people are miserable and are...

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Ha ha ha. Stay indoors and ask the FAIRY BLOGFATHER to please, please offer some jazz everyone already has, or that Hank Williams discography again, or soft, soft Japanese NEW WAVE music. 

Zzzzzzzz. SO PATHETIC. Nothing else in his life except his Daddy Zinhof and his brainless, barren, Mommy wife...the "thing" he lives with, like a potted plant. Why is he on the internet so much? Ask his wife. Oh, right, she can't answer because she has the brain of an eggplant.

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Typical HANS, taking a tragedy and trivializing it. 

You remember after 9/11, when Hans was sobbing and crying and lying about having BEEN THERE WHEN THE BUILDINGS CAME DOWN. 

He milked it year after year on 911 ("NEVER FORGET..." he'd wail, while giving away Bossa Nova music collections on a blog). 

Now he's pretending that he's in the midst of the crisis, and watching a city of citizens suffering? No, he's in rural BADHOEVEDORP where the government lets overfed useless old farts like him graze on grassy estates with small two-story public housing nestled between the bushes and trees.

HE is not suffering at all, but he wants all the sympathy he can get.   Feel sorry for HANS. He's a "good man."

 

 

HOLLAND TESTS A WAY TO KILL THE VIRUS

Doctors at a Badhoevedorp hospital are experimenting with a way to kill the COVID-19 virus.

They inject it with some of the toxic blood inside HANS DE VENTE. 

Here's Hans showing up at the hospital, out of his usual drag. His only stipulation is that any cure "should not be given to black people or Jewish boys." 

How quickly will HANS DE VENTE under his new name become a WHINY LITTLE SHIT-PEST? Or THE DELETER??

Starting in again...

Hansy Pansy has enough music to last the rest of his life. Hopefully it will end SOON.

And yet, here he is, with his latest identity, pestering everyone for MORE garbage. 

"does anyone have..."

Does he NEED it? Does he really WANT it? No, he just has to get everyone's attention and play the DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

The fat pussy. 

Suddenly he decides he needs MORE music, when this vagina-bearded Gouda-breath blob of goo has boasted of having HOW many external drives FULL?

Remember when he claimed he was DYING and was going to will ALL of his external drives to whatever NICE person asked him NICEST? 

Remember when he claimed he was DEAFENED with TINNITUS? "i can't listen to music anymore, but I will upload for others to enjoy what i can not." 

This is why he's ignored, and why more and more people wish him the worst hacking nightmare of ALL time, ending with that KNOCK ON THE DOOR and Hansy and Marieke ready to do what Adolf and Eva did when THEY faced the end. 

We'll see how long it takes him to become a total PAIN IN THE ASS, cursing at people, DELETING files, and pointing everyone to his idiot BLAAAAAAAAGS. How he LOVES his FREE blogs and his GAMES GAMES and MORE GAMES.

So far he's sort of laughable/tolerable. Will he start messing around, creating havoc, and stinking up the place? Will he play his "im not hans i am somebody else" game, before going bonkers and declaring he's Hans the Deleter again, and DADDY ZINHOF is protecting him? Zzzzzz. What a boring old Dutch DOUCHE.

What a sad pathetic old limp dick. 

Is he really going to post more HANK WILLIAMS shit, and do his "anyone have" games and his pussy-maid "anyone want" games? Does his lame need for attention mean at ANY price, including pissing everyone off and risking that it will be the LAST TIME he's tolerated? We'll see.