Zzzz. SO boring. SO predictable. SO witless.
For a dreary month, Joan Johanna Johannes De Vente, the Bozo of
Badhoevedorp, primped and pranced and minced for attention, declaring he
was going end his blog. BETTER GET THE GOODIES NOW.
He hinted he was not going to blog anymore, and after a "COUNTDOWN"
of boring crap he stole from other blogs, he was going to be gone in 2020.
Then he changed his mind and announced on December 12th he was no longer posting, but would come BACK in 2020. Then he kept right on posting instead, but got a SECOND IDENTITY called 2020 as well.
He said (as hansdevente) that he was only going to lurk. Right, and as 2020, over-post his usual garbage. He's like the squealing voice from the kiddie table at the party. The ADULTS try to ignore the party-pooper in the too-full diaper.
Here's Hans, blobbing around as 2020, then it's hansdevente, turning up a half hour later. Subtle he is NOT. He pouts his huge lower lip and tells everyone "You can't have two IDs here at the same time." No, you can log out and log in again, though. Especially if your Daddy Zinhof's little pet gay-boy.
Ever
the senile idiot, Blubber Lip Hans can't keep track of his lies, and every post is an eyesore and a distraction and a pathetic cry for attention.
Yes, back on December 12th he said "I will be back in 2020," and then
he continued to post constantly for another two weeks. NOBODY cared,
except one or two of his own aliases saying "Thank you Hans for your
great gifts." Maybe one of them was one of his boyfriends (YourDONG or
greasy gay Joao) using a new name. Otherwise they wouldn't get more gay
porn.
What confused, rotten gouda-brain HANS really meant was "I will be
back AS 2020." Yes, he got himself another "clever" alias. As usual he
denies it's him. It's him. The old man smell is all over the posts of
2020. 2020, just like EVERY Hans alias, over-posts, can't keep away from
THE BEACH BOYS, and goes on and on like some senile babbler in a nursing
home.
Yes, the same dopey puns (English as a second language -- don't try
puns if you can't really speak the language AT ALL.) The same boring
shit everybody has ("the complete Beatles singles") and of course, crap
NOBODY WANTS except a totally tasteless crap-loving anus-licking gay
Dutchman like HANS DEVENTE. Oooh ooh, SOFT music from obscure but OH SO
NICE looking GUYS.
Yes, another week, another alias, more cries for attention. More lies for attention.
More boring bullshit from the naggy faggy 7 year-old in a 73 year-old's crumbling old body, DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE.
A
few weeks earlier, he was HANS DEVENTE with his weary RULES AND
REGULATIONS for what he would up or not re-up, and his scolding warnings
of links about to expire. NOBODY else ever does the tedious
threatening, whining, cajoling, and attention-seeking clutter-posts HE
does.
Here's more of the flailing, wheezing, PLEASE NOTICE ME crap from the
bearded drag queen, the Dutch mental case, the most pathetic neurotic
to ever lumber onto the Internet, HANS DEVENTE. Mr. Schizoid Man says
he's a LURKER now, pretends not to know who 2020 is, and continues his
frantic lies about never reposting anymore, never posting anymore, and
on and on and on. He's on a treadmill to OBLIVION.
He's shunned. He's ignored except for a few retarded gay ass-lickers.
He and his pathetic gay old partner in senility Zinhof might be too
obscure and too pathetic for the law to bother with. But then again,
they have both been around over 15 years, have committed grand larceny,
and COULD spend their last days rotting in jail with. gasp. NO INTERNET.
"Blogging saved my life," Hans Devente mewled years ago.
No, it WASTED HIS LIFE. The Little Fat Hairy Dutchboy (he has the same dopey combed down haircut he had from 70 years ago) has NOTHING ELSE IN HIS LIFE.
He sure can't quit his Brokeback Croatian Mountain Daddy, his gay-porn-photo swap boyfriend ZINHOF. He'll NEVER leave that cozy little shitbox. Shoutbox.
As for his promise to SHUT his fucking blog, you know he'll start another one in 2020 under his new alias (2020. He thinks he's CLEVER calling himself 2020. What a gouda-brain).
How did the drama queen hypocrite spend the days leading up to CHRISTMAS?
First, his INSANE "Christmas Countdown" where he vowed to offer a ton of shit every day and then DISAPPEAR in 2020. He dropped that idea and instead began to post the usual garbage, with the usual HYPE.
With DEMENTED DEVENTE, anything he posts is THE GREATEST EVER, YOU WILL LOVE THIS, YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS, THIS WILL MAKE YOU CRY etc. etc. etc.
Here, the Gay Gouda-Brain wets his knickers over an old Belmonts record.
THE CRYING DUTCHMAN only wets himself over GUYS. How this patched load of Holland Cheese Fat wishes he was an American standing on a streetcorner with slim, attractive GUYS.
The best he could do was make animal noises on a shitty XTC track, because he pestered Andy Partridge so much. You can't even hear his pathetic gurgling on that song, but he's been sobbing and screaming about how FAMOUS he is because of THAT. What a LOSER.
What else did HANSY PANSY do leading up to Christmas? Since he has no friends in the real world, just a few gay boys to email, he didn't buy presents for anyone. He's also too much of a cheap Dutchman to do that. He only knows how to steal from other blogs and re-up.
Instead, Crocodile Tears Twat-face posted more garbage, and an OH SO SINCERE cry of "PEACE."
PEACE.
Right, Shit-for-Brains Joan Johanna Johannas, Freak of a Thousand Aliases, talk about the PEACE you gave to the forums you hacked, to the people you threatened, to the way you called yourself BLOGFATHER and AYATOLLAH and cursed everyone wishing them "AIDS WITH EBOLA."
Go to the nearest record store to BADHOEVEDORP and tell them how peacefully you hope they go out of business because you hate SONY, hate RECORD STORES, and want attention and fame for stealing music that swipes royalties from the artists and prevents decent people from making a living selling music.
Selfish obnoxious bearded baby? Of course. He's been a rotten shit-lump since he was a kid. That's why his father beat him. Too bad his father didn't beat him to death, saving the world from over 70 years of a total PAIN IN THE ASS.
Here's BAD SANTA with NOTHING ELSE TO DO ON CHRISTMAS DAY but post THIS foul and boring PRESENT:
And HERE IT IS, what NOBODY was waiting for and what NOBODY wanted.
That's demented HANS DEVENTE. He's senile, he's insane, he's a useless loser, and he goes into 2020 with nothing better to do than call himself 2020 and continue to be a pathetic walking corpse.
Really, why update on boring "HANS" DeVente? We all know he's like a turd that won't flush.
He remains circling the drain, a sad, lonely, passive-aggressive
jackass. He's worn the same little boy haircut since he was five, and
he's STILL nothing but a ranting, wheedling, irritating BABY.
The holidays see adults sit at the big table, and the noisy, drooling
brat sit at his own high chair. That's "HANS" DeVente in a forum.
Everyone else behaves and HE bleats and whines and rants.
His latest game is an inane "COUNTDOWN" that nobody cares about. He
decided that EVERY DAY he'd go into Daddy Zinhof's litterbox -- shoutbox
-- and announcing 15 days left...14 days left...and post boring garbage
everybody already has.
Since he's schizoid and insane, and English is a second language, he
started all this by saying he was NOT going to post anymore "I will be
back in 2020." You know he could NEVER QUIT HIS DEAR, DEAR BOYFRIEND
ZINHOF? What else does "HANS" have in his worthless life?
Yes, typical "HANS." Sulking and vowing to go away. That was December
11th. He instantly began posting his moronic COUNTDOWN crap instead,
desperate as always for some man to give him a compliment.
Here he is stomping his feet and jumping up and down: 12 DAYS TO GO!
GET IT NOW OR IT WILL BE GONE! HURRY! Oooh ooh. Everybody else just
posts their music without the DRAMA QUEEN dickless hysteria.
Oooh ooh, "HANS." Like nobody has Pink Floyd albums but YOU. YOU
stole them from other bloggers who aren't assholes like YOU are and
don't PLAY GAMES.
Here's more GAMES from HANSY PANSY. Known as "BAD SANTA," he doesn't
GIVE without grumbling and making up rules. You want my links, kiddies,
better hurry. Better not pout. Bad Santa will take them AWAY in 10 days.
Always blabbering, always making a fuss. "BAD SANTA" also likes to
upload music with bugs in it and faults, so he can see if anyone
downloaded and wants to BEG him to re-up with the real thing. Here's his
"Gift" of a faulty Frank Zappa album everyone already has.
Spoiled Brat "HANS" (spoiled by Daddy ZINOFF who loves Hansy's gay
porn and has even LESS of a life than "HANS" does) chooses when or IF to
respond. He didn't bother to respond on why his Zappa post was
defective, or why he wants to "countdown to 2020" and annoy everyone
with his naggy Old Bag attention game.
He DOES like to CURSE and RAGE. What better way to celebrate
Christmas than to start cursing at other people? He's a Tourettes Twat. A
screaming child. An out-of-control lump of snot with hair all over it.
Anyone else curse? NO. Anyone else post stupid shit that bothers people? NO.
Here's
more of "HANS" going off on a time-wasting space-wasting shit-storm of
cursing and raging. "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is SO "Christmas" isn't it?
He went on his rant after posting "the allmanbrothres...I stole from green."
Witless dickless "HANS" started off with one of his OH SO CLEVER bits
of English As a Second Language wordplay. HO HO HO. The Allman Brothers
at the Filmore has to be decoded by everyone. "HANS" the wit calls it
"ALL MAN FILL MORE."
Maybe he did that because that's what he likes so much somebody who
is ALL MAN who can FILL MORE of his giant diverticulitis-festering
ANUS.
Zzzzzz. No wonder almost everybody ignores the Rotted-Gouda-For-Brains cheap Dutch asshole. How CHEAP is this Dutchman?
Remember when he was boasting how he paid HUNDREDS of dollars for
Japanese AOR garbage JUST to give away? And that WOODSTOCK boxed set?
Here he is, the Cheap Dutchman who won't pay for a download from
iTunes:
Cheap "HANS." Anything else? He's GAY too. "Nothing wrong with that,"
except he won't step out of the closet. He has no children, has a
sexless marriage, married a brain-addled mostly-silent MOMMY WIFE who
just scolds him like the five-year-old he is. He hates women, makes bad
jokes about them, never posts FEMALE artists, loves his BEACH BOYS and
handsome AOR jerks nobody ever heard of, and...LIBERACE.
"HANS"
feels so LUCKY when he can flirt with some guy in the shoutbox. He can
be SUCH a coquette, sitting in his Badhoevedorp government-subsidized
sterile roadhouse, wear his drag, and daintily type out his requests.
"anybody here has his christmas album."
And sure enough, YOUR DONG or whatever his name is, serves it right
up. Too bad "HANS" like too many promiscuous bitchy queers turns on his
gay friends after a while. Either they don't like this choices in gay
porn or they get tired of his drag and his whines and his lies and his
schizoid moods. And the games...the endless moronic GAMES.
Here's "HANS" refusing to be like everyone else, and be STRAIGHT, and post a link without trying to be "clever."
Here's HANS pretending he knows George Winston and Winston told him
to post dreary "new age" garbage to people who don't want it:
He's bragged about owning every numb-nuts Windham Hill album ever
made, but the coquette wants attention, so he coyly asks for more.
Scarlett O'Hara in crinolines, sitting in a windmill, begging for MORE
of Windham Hill because, fiddle-dee-dee, he's got TINNITIS and this is
all he can listen to. Supposedly. Wait for the NEXT post and see what a
fucking LIAR he is.
Poor five-year-old HANSY PANSY needs MORE soft, soft, limp, dickless
WINDHAM HILL music. Except the next day he's crying about wanting
jarring BONZO DOG BAND rock:
Lastly, yes, "HANS" is still up to his bombastic bullshit game of
posting a MYSTERY link. He hypes the shit out of it, like gouda-stinking
shit flopping out of his fat diverticulitis-pitted asshole. Oooh ooh
everybody, have you heard THIS a zillion times from him? "THE BEST"
C&W album ever, or "THE BEST" soft music album ever...and if you
click on it, you realize: "HANS" is such a WASTE OF SPACE. He is such a
loser. He is such a nobody. He is SO PATHETIC.
Do you need to know that this was a piece of shit from The Turd Brain of Badhoevedorp?
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES. He threatens to leave the shoutbox? Threatens to
never up links. Threatens to go outside of his windmill and run away
and hold his breath till his ugly blubber-lipped face turns blue?
YES, he's STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. And still BORING.
Is
he REALLY going to FUCK OFF at the end of 2019. Every time he posts
another of his brainless COUNTDOWN posts, he acts like it's THE END OF
THE WORLD. Ha ha.
He warns everyone, with many a nasty remark, that they better get the GOODIES now, because soon it will be OVER. Hee hee.
Take a look at this typical GET ATTENTION whine-rant-bullshit load. HO HO HO:
Yeah. "grow up please"
How...boring...and...predictable is Demented Hans Devente?
People try to ignore him but he makes sure it ain't easy. A bratty provocateur, he's always spoiling for a fight, always inflicting his 8 year-old's idea of "humor" on his endless blogs, and over-posting his drivel.
His sense of "humor" is to post a Spanky and Our Gang album everybody has by now, and add his idea of wit as a header:
As usual, he gives himself away. He has big MOMMY and DADDY problems, and that's why he actually craves both physical and emotional spankings. Anything for attention. People insult him and he LOVES it. "Spank me."
When he tries to post things people don't have, it's also things they DON'T WANT. Poor needy ATTENTION SEEKING Hans. If he gets a few dozen downloads of something, he's wetting himself. Look at this piss poor piece of waste he posted:
He spends most of his online time in losers lounges, and LOVES that shoutbox run by his Lord and Master, Zinhof. Hans can't get his tongue up the senile Croatian's ass, but you can be sure they've exchanged close-ups of male genitalia with each other. That's why Zinhof allowed Hansy Pansy to get away with his usual tedious Drama Queen antics every day.
Yeah, that includes his whining about tinnitus, which he blames....ha ha ho ho hee hee...on a mild fender bender that did him and his Mommy-Wife no damage at all. He's posted a YouTube link to his dashcam footage, which shows the two of them chattering in high-pitched nasal voices. You can't tell which is the male and which is the female.
Anyone else talk about themselves constantly? No. Anyone else over-posting? No. Anyone else pouting and whining when they don't get enough attention? No. Here's Hansy Pansy grumbling that nobody needs more "Lost Jukebox" crap and that he can't stop over-posting. Zzzz.
Ha ha ho ho hee hee: "I dont want to over stay my welcom."
The illiterate 8-year-old bearded lump of pathetic gouda has been a pain in the ass ever since he got online. Less and less people care about him and his boring games.
As it is, most everyone just ignores him, and that's how it should be. He's such a masochistic narcissistic fungus, he'd rather have people pissed off at him than paying no attention to him. So on and on he goes, making up controversies, picking fights, and trying to see if he can get a reaction.
Zzzzzzzzzzz.
