Monday, December 30, 2019

He's 2020 for the New Year but still the same old desperate boring DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE

Zzzz. SO boring. SO predictable. SO witless. 

For a dreary month, Joan Johanna Johannes De Vente, the Bozo of Badhoevedorp, primped and pranced and minced for attention, declaring he was going end his blog. BETTER GET THE GOODIES NOW.

He hinted he was not going to blog anymore, and after a "COUNTDOWN" of boring crap he stole from other blogs, he was going to be gone in 2020. Then he changed his mind and announced on December 12th he was no longer posting,  but would come BACK in 2020. Then he kept right on posting instead, but got a SECOND IDENTITY called 2020 as well. 

He said (as hansdevente) that he was only going to lurk. Right, and as 2020, over-post his usual garbage. He's like the squealing voice from the kiddie table at the party. The ADULTS try to ignore the party-pooper in the too-full diaper.

Here's Hans, blobbing around as 2020, then it's hansdevente, turning up a half hour later. Subtle he is NOT. He pouts his huge lower lip and tells everyone "You can't have two IDs here at the same time." No, you can log out and log in again, though. Especially if your Daddy Zinhof's little pet gay-boy.

 

Ever the senile idiot, Blubber Lip Hans can't keep track of his lies, and every post is an eyesore and a distraction and a pathetic cry for attention. 



Yes, back on December 12th he said "I will be back in 2020," and then he continued to post constantly for another two weeks. NOBODY cared, except one or two of his own aliases saying "Thank you Hans for your great gifts." Maybe one of them was one of his boyfriends (YourDONG or greasy gay Joao) using a new name. Otherwise they wouldn't get more gay porn. 

What confused, rotten gouda-brain HANS really meant was "I will be back AS 2020." Yes, he got himself another "clever" alias. As usual he denies it's him. It's him. The old man smell is all over the posts of 2020. 2020, just like EVERY Hans alias, over-posts, can't keep away from THE BEACH BOYS, and goes on and on like some senile babbler in a nursing home.







Yes, the same dopey puns (English as a second language -- don't try puns if you can't really speak the language AT ALL.) The same boring shit everybody has ("the complete Beatles singles") and of course, crap NOBODY WANTS except a totally tasteless crap-loving anus-licking gay Dutchman like HANS DEVENTE. Oooh ooh, SOFT music from obscure but OH SO NICE looking GUYS.

Yes, another week, another alias, more cries for attention. More lies for attention. 

More boring bullshit from the naggy faggy 7 year-old in a 73 year-old's crumbling old body, DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE. 

A few weeks earlier, he was HANS DEVENTE with his weary RULES AND REGULATIONS for what he would up or not re-up, and his scolding warnings of links about to expire. NOBODY else ever does the tedious threatening, whining, cajoling, and attention-seeking clutter-posts HE does.





Here's more of the flailing, wheezing, PLEASE NOTICE ME crap from the bearded drag queen, the Dutch mental case, the most pathetic neurotic to ever lumber onto the Internet, HANS DEVENTE. Mr. Schizoid Man says he's a LURKER now, pretends not to know who 2020 is, and continues his frantic lies about never reposting anymore, never posting anymore, and on and on and on. He's on a treadmill to OBLIVION. 





He's shunned. He's ignored except for a few retarded gay ass-lickers. He and his pathetic gay old partner in senility Zinhof might be too obscure and too pathetic for the law to bother with. But then again, they have both been around over 15 years, have committed grand larceny, and COULD spend their last days rotting in jail with. gasp. NO INTERNET.


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