HANS PRETENDED TO BE DYING AND ONLY ONE MORON EVEN CARED

 

 Oooh ooh, Hansy Pansy got up from his CORONAVIRUS sick-sick-sicko bed to post the GOOD NEWS on his bloggy-poo: 

Isn't that good news for anyone who doesn't already have his Hank and Merle crap, or his stale bootlegs of Talking Heads? 

PS, did anyone actually BUY his sob story about having the coronavirus? Well, one moron. Everyone else in Zinhof's shoutbox IGNORES this pathetic ugly lying oaf like the REAL PLAGUE.

Yes, Didier Doody-face, you actually BOUGHT the famous Lying Dutchman's story...that without going to the hospital, without seeing a doctor, Hansy Pansy disagnosed himself and was miraculously cured. Cured like a ham.

Hans does rely on an asshole or two to make his pathetic putrid life worthwhile, as nobody in Badhoevedorp can stand the big, ugly, grotesque, deadbeat Government Money Moocher. 

Nobody Cares

Whether he's droning on about his latest repeat of MERLE HAGGARD music or "those Jewish boys" SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, or whatever he stole from GREEN'S blog...nobody cares.

Whether he fawns over somebody in the Zinhof shoutbox and thanks them for a download, that doesn't mean anything. The person doesn't not care about HANS and is not going to visit him in that private hospital room. Who would?

Yeah, HANS, "on the government teat," wastes Holland's time and money. Nobody cared to know why he was in the hospital and NOBODY wished him well. Not on his latest stupid blog, not in any shoutbox. 

Who cares.

HE DOES NOT MATTER. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING now. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

 

"my home for the last few days, until Wednesday day, when, god willing I go home" 

 

Always the drama queen. This big dummy is on the government teat and gets free 

hospital stays, so he goes shuffling in with some whine or other, and they do a 

battery of tests over a few days and send him home saying nothing is wrong.

And THIS asshole, not hooked up to an IV, not in intensive care or anything,

given a few days of luxury, mopes "when, GOD WILLING I GO HOME."

 

 

WAIT A MINUTE... was Hansy Pansy really in a hospital in Badhoevedorp, Holland? He keeps telling the world, when he's blogging and pestering on shoutboxes, that he lives in PALM SPRINGS, AMERICA.  His dopey new hillrombed blog says so:

 

SAME OLD INSANE OLD. 

ZZZZZZZ.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE LAST POST BECAUSE...

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS PATHETIC USELESS LEECH.  

 "HANS" IS A NOBODY WHO MEANS NOTHING. ZZZZZ.

STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS -- HANS DEVENTE, an INTERNET JACKASS SINCE 2005

 

Brain-damaged "HANS" is really losing his mind. Last month he did his "sex change" at Zinhof's shoutbox, becoming "LEGS" and "BETH" (and as usual, claiming "I AM NOT HANS.")

He's just pulled his usual stunt of declaring he will LEAVE the shoutbox. (Waiting to see if anyone will beg him NOT to go. Nobody did). 

Yes, Mr. CRAZY is "fed up" with all the "nonsense" and "crazies" (that would be HIM and his ALIASES and his LIES) and vowed to delete his login. Did he? OF COURSE NOT.

He loves being a maniac. He loves the attention. Several members of the shoutbox urged him to LEAVE ASAP and several others predicted if he left he'd come back: 

PATHOLOGICAL LIAR HANS claimed he could not delete his login! 

"i cannot delete the login it seems." OH? GOSH HANZIE HITLER, YOU'VE ONLY DONE THAT ABOUT ONE HUNDRED TIMES, with your aliases like JAN and DOUG and 2020 and...on and on.

HANZIE HITLER won't leave the shoutbox because he has too much fun being HERR DICTATOR and telling people they ONLY HAVE 10 DAYS to get his UTTERLY SHITTY music...his corny country and western garbage, his brainless "CHILL" drivel and the rest of his boring junk nobody wants:

Last Day! Last Day! That's just ONE reason everyone in the shoutbox hates him. He can't just shut his ugly fucking yap and post like everyone else. It has to be LAST DAY! TEN DAY LINK! HURRY! 

Meanwhile SENILITY HANS continues to get caught up in his lies. It's not just his never-ending fake names, or his shifting age (i am 75, i am 77...) here he is, after crying and moaning that he has SEVERE TINNITUS AND CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE requesting...MUSIC TO LISTEN TO:

He never requests anything just ONCE. Adult Diaper-Wearing BABY HANS has to whine and whine again and again. 

THIS is the guy who has the NERVE to claim he's "innocent" and never causes trouble, and never LIES and does nothing but make people HAPPY with his LOVELY music? Like the "MERLE HAGRID" (he thinks he's so witty) re-posts every other day? Come on everyone LAST CHANCE, LAST DAY to get MERLE HAGRID music. HANS is the HAGGARD one. An old, pathetic pain in the ass. 

Speaking of PAIN IN THE ASS, HANZIE HITLER never misses an opportunity to moan about his 1001 ailments, as if anyone cares. Nobody bores people more than HANZIE: 

Poor Poor Pitiful Hans. (Sake Johannes DeVente is his real name). He wants everyone to feel sorry for him, because "i am a good egg" and "talking heads are good friends of me" and "i have tinnitus so i can not hear music" and "i vacation in palm springs!" and "i was there at 9/11" and "i went to the ER again it does not look good" and "i just came back from the ER anyone want music from green's blog?"

And ON and ON, stealing music from other bloggers, deleting his rivals, trying to get sympathy for his endless (mostly fake) ailments, and being a general attention-grabbing old drag queen pest. But "i am a good egg...." 

Google his name and check some of the EARLY blogs about him. They have all the evidence and screen captures of what an ASSHOLE and DEMANDING PEST and RANTING RAVING INSULTING SELF-ABSORBED PRICK he's been since 2005. That includes his first appearances at USENET where he demanded Beach Boys music and David Letterman tapes and being the Dutch Douche cheap bastard he is, expecting people to mail him this stuff "for the price of the postage."  Back then he was even using his SONY email address and boasting about how he could report anybody he didn't like. He then left a trail of hate blogs, of hounding Chocoreve and others, destroying GroovyFab and DejaVu and other blogs with his hacking, and urging people to FIND AND "GET" the rivals he didn't like. Yeah, yeah, REAL NICE GUY.  

 "i am a good egg..." 

EVERYONE knows the TRUTH about DEVENTE. He is DEMENTED.

HOW MUCH OF A PUSSY is the BADEHOEVEDORP DRAG QUEEN "HANS" DE VENTE? He's GLEEFUL

NOW you can understand why "HANS" the limp-dick who isn't sure if he's 75 or 77 has sex-changed his name in that Zinhof shoutbox so often. JAN and BETH and LEGS etc. etc.

It's because he's the BIGGEST PUSSY in BADHOEVEDORP, HOLLAND. 

Look at the utter pathetic SHIT he posted at his dopey "TOURDEHANS" blog: 

 

Oooh oooh. 

This is Hansy Pansy, who flirts with the men in the shoutbox ("Anyone WANT...") while wearing his drag and calling himself BETH. 

Remember when he surprised everyone in the shoutbox by posting a link....to a photo on a website showing a white guy sucking black dick? 

How about all the times he sighed over BEACH BOYS pictures,  and mewled about his love for JOAO, his little Brazilian-wax-job boyfriend? 

Remember all the times he's offered the kitschiest crappiest romance movies and guaranteed, "Download this! You will cry!" 

WHAT AN OLD WIMP. 

He's not a man, that's for sure. A PIG maybe. A big BABY maybe. GIMME GIMME is what this baby pig is constantly up to. Here, he's mewling about "those two Jewish boys" again, only he is so brain damaged he can't even get the name of the show right! 

First he writes "LOVE FROM NEW YORK" (because he'd love to be spit-roasted by Paul and Artie) and then he corrects himself. He wants "LIVE FROM NEW YORK." 

Wah wah wah. He WANTS he WANTS he WANTS. Doesn't seem like his phony TINNITUS is bothering him much! 

Poor Hansy Pansy. Before the pandemic, and before he nearly drove himself off the road because he's so senile, he'd motor into AMSTERDAM and look for horny sailors to give free  alley blowjobs to. Being a CHEAP DUTCHMAN his line was, "Save your money. I give great blowjobs. Just close your eyes and imagine I'm Eva Cassidy."

Then he'd sneak back home and play with his John Deere toys, and check on what his shoutbox boyfriends were up to, and then...sleeping pills, and NIGHTY NIGHT in his NIGHTIE.

SENILE BRAIN-DAMAGED "HANS" DEVENTE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD HE IS!

 Using up a dozen aliases in a few months can AGE a person. Here's "HANS," sneaking back to Zinhof's shitbox, after being DOUG and JAN and four or five others: 

JUNE 23 2020 he says he's 75: 

Yes, Mr. "EXTREME TINNITUS" who used to tell everyone he can't hear, can't enjoy music, but will upload for OTHERS, says "I am 75.." 

Only TWO MONTHS later, AUGUST 27, 2020 after pestering everyone as BETH, and LEGS and four or five more, he minced back into Zinhof's shitbox as REAL HANS. He's whining about "memory problems" and says "i am 77 years old." 

Zzzzzzzzz. MEMORY problems? Doesn't know how OLD he is? 

HE'S MENTAL AS ANYTHING:

He goes through insane mood swings where he claims to be a "good egg" and "generous" and then demands PAYPAL donations or he'll walk out forever. 

He creates all these delusional fake names for himself (he's even gone into Google translate to pretend to speak FRENCH when he was BETH) and then insists "I am not HANS" when he is caught. 

He posts the same GOD-AWFUL crap with the same retarded spellings and wordplay ("Merle Haggard" is "Merle Hagrid" ha ha) and doesn't even know where the fuck he is. For a while he insisted he was in AMERICA on vacation in PALM SPRINGS.

He's moaned that his brainstem exploded, he's played the "I'm dying game" over and over...and he's even pretended to kill himself JUST to see if anyone in the shitbox would be worried and ask whether he was dead or alive (NOBODY CARED). Remember? 

Yes, about two or three dozen blogs before his current assinine  "TOURDEHANS" blog, he had his famous DEATH BLOG. JANUARY 12, 1919:

 

January 12, 1919, Demented Hans Devente. How old were you then? 72? 75? 77? 

"I was so much younger then. I'm older and stupider than that now..." 

No wonder everyone ignores him at Zinhof's shitbox. He's STILL CRAZY after all these years...all 77 of them?

"BORE DE HANS" - SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE THE BAG OF SHIT, OPENS ANOTHER BLOG OF SHIT - Zzzzzzzzz.

 

 Oh, he's ba-a-a-a-ck with another blahhhhhhh blaaaaaah blog...and the same old SHIT and the same old "witty" remarks.

Ho ho ho, he's posting "MERLE HAGRID" again. As if anybody on the planet cares or doesn't have this shit already. But "Hanzie Hitler" is going senile. He forgets NOBODY CARES.

His brain stem is going to give a big FART and his brains (what's left of them) will leak out of his ears and he'll collapse on the floor of his Badhoevedorp senility-ward room. DEAD.

 BORING.

You'd think somebody who is allegedly 77, and hasn't long to live, wouldn't be SO senile as to upload the same GARBAGE all day long. That's Hanzie Hitler. 

He also crawls into Zinhof's shitbox to stink up the place with his usual BORING garbage. NOBODY cares. 10 or 20 people download some of his crap just to have it (not to listen to it) and Hanzie Hitler sobs with glee and wets his knickers about it. How PATHETIC.

BORING.

Here he is, BORING the world with his nonsense about TINNITUS and how crappy CHILL music is SUCH a cure. BORING BORING

 

Nobody pays attention to the old Dutch Douche. BORING.

Here he is, being the COQUETTE again (without the BETH or LEGS or JAN drag name) lamely asking if people WANT anything from him. Her. It. 

 

Anybody wants? I can post on request? Come on, be my boyfriend. Love me. 

NOBODY CARES, NOBODY RESPONDS because HANZIE HITLER IS SO BORING.

 BORING, BORING, BORING

Such a pathetic need for attention -- and such pathetic posts of desperation and dullness. BORING.

People are VERY tired of his "TEN DAYS ONLY" games and the rest of his rules. SO BORING.

Yes, the REAL HANS is one of the most boring useless Old Farts in Holland. (Or is he claiming he's taking his summer in Palm Springs?? Boring lies from Boring Old Fart Hans).

 He's SUCH a boring pathetic retard, he doesn't get it -- NOBODY is interested in his CHILL crap, his MERLE HAGRID crap, his constant re-posting of GENE CLARK and all the rest of his lameness. 

 Hanzie Hitler has the worst taste in music, is a stupid jerk who thinks his puns are funny and clever, and he really is a waste of space. Only another retard would say "thank you" to this moron. Yes, he might appeal to one or two other low-grade dullards. But most everyone wishes senile Zinhof would block him forever, or that Hanzie Hitler would just plain DROP DEAD. He's just TOO BORING. 

OOH, Hanzie Hitler is too senile to remember he's posted wimpy AL STEWART a hundred times already? Or is he just such a monotonous lumbering ox that this is the best he can do? Ten days everybody, hurry hurry!  

BORE DE HANS...more dead than alive. A sobbing, pathetic, limp dick useless ugly monster. 

 

 

BLABBER-GIRL "HANS" Can't EVER shut up about his liimp love of "lounge" music and his Sham Shit about his MAC

 It's the REALHANS all right, a lonely senile moron who clogs up the shoutbox with endless chit-chat about his computer and his LOVE of crappy lounge music and "chill" swill. 

Limp Dick Sake Johannes DeVente, the most demented jackass in that sleepy down of Badhoevedorp, truly has NOTHING better to do. 

He still loves to dress in MAID DRAG, even if it's not calling HERSELF "Beth" or "LEGS" or "JAN" at the moment, and coos so softly to the guys, "do you want it?" "can I UP IT for you?" "I will get it for you!" 

Anything to do something nice for a guy who MIGHT send him a dick pic. The hilarious thing is when he ups files for somebody who actually is one of his biggest haters, and REALHANS thinks that he's actually bribing the guy to stop reporting what he's doing in the shoutbox. Hilarity indeed. 

"Thanks Hans." And the sad Dutch Douche is so lonely, so brain-eroded, he wets his knickers over the compliment and is ready to waste what little time he has left, upping MORE MORE MORE. 

He's STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. Anyone want to read this pathetic pussified bilge he types? What a waste of space! 

Blah blah blah till his brainstem explodes again, and what's left of his warped brain cells spill out in the emergency room, to be swept into a garbage pail. 

Then it's a few months flat on his back, NO computer, NO Zinhof, NO external drives, just watching the clock tick, tick, tick...FADE TO BLACK.

"REALHANS" is a 77 year-old drama queen pedo schizo mental case "on the government teat" in Badhoevedorp

Now he calls himself REALHANS.

This is after after cursing people and being a drama queen as bmx, as legs, as Beth...etc. etc. and EVERY time saying "I'm NOT HANS," here comes HANS again. 

Like David Berkowitz and Mark David Chapman, the two men most closely like himself, Sake Johannes De Vente is "born again." No longer the deranged maniac assuming different identities and making threats, and cursing people and deleting posts and being evil, he is REALHANS, pure of heart, and sobbing "blessed day!" to everyone.

Oh no apology of course. No: "Sorry I was such an asshole all last week with my homicidal drag queen identities BETH and LEGS, and the other three identities..." Just HERE I AM, the Disciple of Jesus, doing what Jesus would do -- steal music to be loved by strange men! 

BLESSED DAY EVERYONE. REALHANS is here with synthpop music! JOY TO THE WORLD. Soon it'll be that New Age shit from Windham Hill again, and more HANK WILLIAMS and of course anything he can swipe from other bloggers.

He had SO much fun with all his schizo identities and pissing people off and playing with his drag costumes...just one example...

Ha ha ha. Trick or treat. What a tease. What a cutie: "yes I am Hans,but not THAT Hans..." Ha ha ha.

Sake Johannes De Vente has been happily "living on the government teat" as he said on one of his thousands of blogs, using government money to buy a computer so he can lie, cheat, steal, load up on porn, and commit grand larceny. An overgrown brat who loves "Trick or Treat" games, he's gone over the deep end lately with his DRAG identities like "BETH" and "LEGS" and after so many told him to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of the shoutbox...

What did he do on August 27th? He got himself a fresh alias, and suddenly bmx, legs, Beth, Mary, Unit, etc etc disappeared and here's...REAL HANS. 

Oh JOY to the WORLD. Mr. Trick or Treat Sex Change Loony is now going to give away GOODIES under his REAL NAME. Pay attention, everyone.

REALHANS is offering the same old California shit he posted as HANS and DOUG and UNIT and a dozen more. It's REAL HANS offering those California cowboys he loves so much, like "Randy California" and "Neil Old." Hes not BETH, who insisted that SHE winters in Palm Springs every year. 

Lahh deeeeeee dahhh. It's now REALHANS, who has a REAL dream of nuzzling his piggy nose up against Neil Young's anus. The guy who only wishes he could go back in time and get gangbaned by the Sons of the Pioneers.

Oh yes, and he's back to stealing from Green's website

Isn't that lovely? At least one moron thinks so:

Yes, everyone appreciates the GENEROSITY of Hanzie Hitler...until he lashes back: "I want paypal donations" until he lashes back "Fuck you!" until he lashes back "I hope you die of AIDS with EBOLA!" until he lashes back "my way or the highway" and starts screaming at everyone for asking him a question, asking for an upload, or doing something else that suddenly gets his half-rotted brain to go into full-paranoia mode with irrational anger and...of course...deletions on whoever he decides he doesn't like.

Meanwhile, everyone can enjoy this lovely sense of humor. Here he is, REALHANS, already getting pissy in his knickers. He is already making rules of what he WILL and WILL NOT do, and creating his usual Drama Queen antics: 

It's ok, as long as he can bribe people into liking him by stealing from somebody else: 

Hanzie Hitler lies and lies so often, and creates so many schizo new names for himself, he can't keep track of the truth. He's said, time and again, that he was hatched in 1946. NOW he's claiming he's 77 (born during the war!) 

Really, REAL HANS, you were born in 1943? Back when your mommy was servicing all those Nazi soldiers? Tell us, Hanzie Hitler, was your mother a whore or a slut? Was she a slut giving it away for free (the way you give away music) or, being a Cheap Dutch Bitch, did your mother CHARGE money, like the many times you stormed out of Zinhof's shoutbox after DEMANDING that people donate and send you money via Paypal for ALL you've done? 

Of course either way, Hanzie Hitler's father was not happy with this, and as Hanzie has sobbed countless times, "My father beat me." Probably because his father couldn't be sure if the child was his or the spawn of a Nazi soldier having a Dutch treat with Mrs. DeVente. 

Poor Hans. The REALHANS is a really such a fat, ugly, pig-faced brain-rotting LOSER. He tells the world he's deteriorating rapidly: 

Soon he will be in a ward with tubing down his throat and up his ass, NO computer, NO external drives, NO drag wardrobe, NO NOTHING except month after month of PURGATORY. All he can look back on is being a pain in the ass on the Internet for nearly 20 years, and having an autographed CD from "talking heads, friends of me" except no signature from David Byrne on it. That John Deere toy collection will be given away to charity, enjoyed by a REAL CHILD aged 12, not an overgrown old fart who acts like a spoiled brat and lives a schizoid life of being a pig, acting out with tantrums, flirting like a drag queen, and being scorned as a total LOSER. 

REALHANS, you can't put lipstick on a pig.

SAD SICK LOSER "HANS" DE VENTE WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM "LEGS" Ha ha ha Ho Ho Ho

 

Gouda-Brain the Schizoid, aka "BETH" and "JAN" and now "LEGS" continues to show how eroded his mind is. He's happily deranged and when he's outed, he's like I"M HERE AND I'M QUEER and as long as senile Zinhof turns the other ass-cheek, this SHIT will continue.

Somehow "LEGS" the newbie instantly starts flirting with some GUYS in the Zinhof shoutbox, offering insincere compliments to HAWKEYE and ROCKNROLLPIMP

Hanzie has had a long-standing love-hate affair with sham, and hey, if Hanzie is going to download some Carla Olson tat, and sham is grateful, then MAYBE Hanzie won't be deleting sham files like he's done so often in the past. Sham wow....

"BETH" aka "JAN" aka "LEGS" is so comfy in her new drag, she can't stop burbling and babbling about why SHE is called "LEGS" (like anyone cares) and how, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yes, her real name IS Hans but she isn't THAT Hans. HA HA HA HA HA.

Got the usual garbage to toss into the shoutbox? Ooof. Not THAT shit again: 

The veterans see who is back again. What a stale, stale joke.

Let's not even BOTHER with some of the other silly names that have suddenly turned up. Here's Hanzie Hitler mocking one of the people who is outing him: 

Yes, exit "BETH" and enter "LEGS" among others, to cause more chaos, get more attention, start flirting with a few posters while prancing around explaining how "LEGS" is "HANS" but a different "HANS" and the nickname comes from....oh....how....boring....this...schizoid....loser is. 

What happens when "LEGS" finally minces away after getting a few too many insults and not enough NICE comments? Well, you know what is between the legs of LEGS. Hanzie Hitler's next ID will be: CUNT.