It's the REALHANS all right, a lonely senile moron who clogs up the shoutbox with endless chit-chat about his computer and his LOVE of crappy lounge music and "chill" swill.
Limp Dick Sake Johannes DeVente, the most demented jackass in that sleepy down of Badhoevedorp, truly has NOTHING better to do.
He still loves to dress in MAID DRAG, even if it's not calling HERSELF "Beth" or "LEGS" or "JAN" at the moment, and coos so softly to the guys, "do you want it?" "can I UP IT for you?" "I will get it for you!"
Anything to do something nice for a guy who MIGHT send him a dick pic. The hilarious thing is when he ups files for somebody who actually is one of his biggest haters, and REALHANS thinks that he's actually bribing the guy to stop reporting what he's doing in the shoutbox. Hilarity indeed.
"Thanks Hans." And the sad Dutch Douche is so lonely, so brain-eroded, he wets his knickers over the compliment and is ready to waste what little time he has left, upping MORE MORE MORE.
He's STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. Anyone want to read this pathetic pussified bilge he types? What a waste of space!
Blah blah blah till his brainstem explodes again, and what's left of his warped brain cells spill out in the emergency room, to be swept into a garbage pail.
Then it's a few months flat on his back, NO computer, NO Zinhof, NO external drives, just watching the clock tick, tick, tick...FADE TO BLACK.
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