"HANS" De Vente (Sake Johannes De Vente) The Psycho Who Turns On His Friends

How do you explain "HANS" De Vente?

One word:

PSYCHO

The Ed Gein of the blog world, the man is simply DEMENTED. 

His SENILITY is only making things worse. He lashes out at everybody. He's deranged. Irrational.

His beloved ZINHOF SHOUTBOX where he claims to be a "good egg" and a "nice man?"

That's where he DELETES rival posts, ratting on people, using SONY NEDERLANDS and even dropping the names of CHRIS FRANTZ of Talking Heads and ANDY PARTRIDGE of XTC to make his reports look more authentic.

In just the past four months, here's FOUR of his aliases at the ZINHOF SHOUTBOX

2020
wysiwyg
indian
bmx

among others.

Here's creepy "HANS" waving BYE BYE as wysiwyg promising to "take a long hard look" at his "feature." (That's retarded Hansy Pansy, so laughable in thinking he can write in ENGLISH).

He's TOO INSANE to EVER go away. Like a dog sniffing its own shit and chasing its own tail, "HANS" is stuck in an insane pattern of stupidity. He has no reason to live. He's a monotonous robot retard.

After ditching THIS alias at ZINHOF's shoutbox, he got another. AND ANOTHER.

Maybe he wants to blame is MENTAL ILLNESS on that ridiculous fender-bender he had a few years ago? Even though he was whining about TINNITUS in forums and on blogs TEN YEARS AGO, he still wants to pretend that an ear problem caused by attending ROCK CONCERTS and doing nothing but blasting music into his head all his life, was cause by a truck bumping the back of his big stupid car.

Oooh ooh, "HANS" the man with the command of English says, he was reaended by a truck. (As opposed to being rear ended by Joao or one of his other playmates?) This is why he has a disease he can't even spell: i have tinnutus

Some say Zinhof is just as senile as "HANS" and doesn't even pay attention to the chaos in the shoutbox. Others say Zinhof is scared shitless of "HANS" and worried "HANS" will get that blog taken down, get Zinhof arrested, or maybe just do a hate blog and show off all those Zinhof photos that the fool sent "HANS" when he thought they were "buddies."

WHATEVER.

Senile "HANS" just rages day after day with paranoia, lies, and oh yes, NEW BLOGS all the time. "The Blogfather" used to get thousands of hits on everything he posted. Now? Sometimes 20 or 12 or even 2. He is too stupid and crazy to stop.

One reason there are so many "hate blogs" on the man who INVENTED the "hate blog," and a reason there is still a thriving forum for comparing notes on him (with some members urging others NOT to take that final stop that would have him arrested or sent to a mental ward), is that he's a PRICK. Everyone who EVER trusted him, thought "he can't be that bad" or stood up for him...got STABBED IN THE BACK BY HIM. Because he's deranged.

Is there anyone still checking that Zinhof Shoutbox who hasn't seen "HANS" under his various aliases throw shit-fits and start cursing people for no reason? Yell about how he wants Paypal donations? Scream and pout that he's leaving (only to come back a day later with a new name?) Notice how quickly some people get their files DELETED?

He is A CRAZY OLD BASTARD and that's no surprise because he was always a devious, lying, ugly, nasty WEASEL. His own parents couldn't stand him, but he's used that as part of his "feel sorry for me" whining. 

Like fat ugly Mark David Chapman, who got an autograph from John Lennon and a few hours later, shot him in the back, "HANS" De Vente asks to be trusted and then he goes into a rage EVERY time.

On his way to HELL, "HANS" is in a looping LIMBO, a piss-head PURGATORY and his brain rots like rancid Gouda ever more each day.