It's been known for some time now, that HANS DE VENTE loves his DRAG, and his special fetish is FRENCH MAID COSTUMES.
This is why his latest drag identity at Zinhof's zinhof.ishoutbox.com secretly little hidey-hole is a FRENCH girl named BETH.
BETH, like the coy coquette HANS wishes he was, drops little French phrases along with links to stupid things like DISNEY kiddie movies. (Pedophile Hans de Vente, eh? Et tu, you ugly old weirdo?)
Hansy Pansy's few defenders (who end up saying "You were RIGHT, he's INSANE") think that "nobody could be THAT screwed up."
YES. Go through the many hate blogs posted by many people, and contributed to by many many MANY people, and see all the insane shit he's done under a variety of names, in a variety of forums and blogs over the past 15 years!
So, yeah, BELIEVE it, it's HANSY the FRENCH MAID adding little bits of FRENCH to his fake BETH identity.
There is NO end to his neurotic pathology. He's a manic-depressive bi-polar bi-sexual sado-masochistic one-man lunatic asylum. He has no friends except his own schizoid identities. As for his retarded autistic mono-syllabic idiot wife, let's just say that Norman Bates had more fun with his DEAD MOTHER.
Hansy's FAVORITE place for transvestite items is right HERE at Hunkemöller:
It's in Amsterdam, and poor Hansy Pansy complains that ever since that TERRIBLE car accident where he was REAR ENDED by a mean truck driver, causing him TINNITUS, he's not much for driving anymore.
What a pity.
There isn't much for a crossdresser in shitty little Badhoevedorp. That's the retirement village where the government pays SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE his social security. That lets him spend money on external hard drives for all his stolen porn and illegally downloaded movies and music.
He has money left over to get his French maid items by mail (a big problem is that women's lingerie shops do NOT appreciate ugly hulking dirty old men handling the merchandise, and there's almost nothing in Hansy Pansy's extra-large-gorilla-ass size).
Yes, while he does use mail order now that he can't find his size in stores, and most stores don't want him around scaring the female customers, he CAN be seen sobbing as he looks into the window at Yentl. If you're in Badhoevedorp, go over to Pa Verkuijllaan 7 and you might see him standing there in tears, crying in that whiny high-pitched girly voice of his. Hers.
Hansy shouldn't stand around looking for too long. Some of the people who hate him most ARE in Holland. One of them might just snap and...but let's think NICE thoughts. That's what Fairy Princess French Maid Hansy would do. Or BETH as he calls himself these days.
Oh yes, that frou-frou white bridal dress would look so NICE on BETH-HANSY but it won't fit his carcass. Merde! (Merde is what is in his head).
Au revoir, BETH. Go jump into the river in France. Oh. Right, you already are IN SEINE.
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