Whining, whining, whining.
Anything for attention. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.
Here's HANZIE who acts like he's 5 years old, begging and whining for...Crosby Stills Nash and Young crap? Soft harmony boys from 40 years ago? Junk nobody even listens to anymore?
MORE MORE MORE for the PIGGY.
But, wait, hasn't "HANS" the brat been sobbing about how he can't hear? Hasn't he regularly posted videos of himself sobbing and crying because he CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC?
He kept telling everyone: "i can't enjoy music anymore, but i will up it for others."
Now he's AMENDED this. Oh, he still has tinnitus, but, uh, he can enjoy toothless NEW AGE music and men who sing in lovely harmony.
NOW the lie is that he isn't bursting into tears every day and contemplating suicide because of tinnitus. He's not just uploading for others because he can't hear music anymore. Now Beethoven De Vente is just fine, waddling around Badhoevedorp with the iphone his "darling wife" gave him, and enjoying all that lovely Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young music kind people give him for free.
"Lonely Surfer Boy" De Vente, who has been a pathetic has-been for so many years now, a moping, whining, sad ugly fat slob, is at it again.
He junked his fatalistic, piss-dribbling, limp-dick "youreheretodayandgonetomorrow" blog for THIS:
Ho ho ha ha hee hee. SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE has NO FRIENDS. He has his retarded "darling wife" who is about as intelligent as a wooden shoe, and he has his FREE BLOGS. New ones all the time.
He has ONE asshole who left a comment -- one of his gay porn email boyfriends. That's not a REAL friend in the REAL world.
The Cheap Dutchman wants a few people to download his hillbilly garbage. That doesn't mean they are his "FRIENDS."
They won't turn up at the hospital for him. They won't come to his funeral. There won't even BE a funeral. He's been a waste of space all his life. He's just a LOSER.
A CRY BABY TOO. HEAR HIM CRY. SEE HIM CRY.
CRY BABY HANS
When will he start posting more HANK WILLIAMS? After "Kentucky Mountain Music," you know it'll be next. Poor HANZIE, he wishes he was an American, and he wishes he could suck off cowboys and hillbillies.
What's his fondness for HANK WILLIAMS all about? Opposites attract. Hank Williams was famous. "Hans" is a loser. Hank Williams was a thin hillbilly. "Hans" is a FAT DUTCHMAN. Hank Williams was clean-shaven and "HANS" is the loser who tries to hide his fat-girl face behind a smelly and ugly scrub of whiskers.
Hank Williams sang "Hey Good Lookin' Watcha Got Cookin'" and that kind of brainless "wit" sure appeals to "HANS," who is so un-hip, so brainless, so un-funny, such an unbearable PUKE it's not funny. Any time he tries to write something clever, everyone GROANS.
Hank Williams moaned "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry," and "HANS" is so LONESOME he could start a new BLOG every day to bribe people with stupid music that only morons would want to download. He's so LOATHESOME nobody wants to be his friend in the real world.
HANS DE VENTE IS A LOSER.
Oh, look who lovelorn lonely loser "HANS" DE VENTE is sucking on now:
Yes, on Free Blog #59580923 the ex-Blogfather, now a sad old wimp in drag, sitting his fat decayed ass at his computer, offers "ANDY."
Oooh ooh. Is Hanzie going to pretend he knew "ANDY" by first name? Since he's been a liar all his life, he might as well pretend Andy Williams was a CLOSE FRIEND. The only reason he hasn't embellished this post is that his rotting gouda-brain can't function too well. Maybe one garbled sentence is all he can manage.
Back when he was the blog world's biggest bully and most obnoxious pest, he insisted ANDY PARTRIDGE was his best friend at one time ("now for some reason he won't answer my emails"). He insisted he was a "close personal friend" of David Byrne and all the TALKING HEADS. If he pestered somebody for an autograph after a show, he posted it and bragged about his "friend" signing it for him. Brian Wilson? Another close personal friend.
That's why he lives with his brain-damaged "darling" wife in Badhoevedorp, an emotional cripple and a pariah loathed by his neighbors? In reality, he was always a blow-hard nobody, and anyone he managed to con with his faked-up SONY NEDERLANDS credentials as a big shot producer or A&R man, quickly moved away from him as they would a fat skunk.
HANZIE is still an egomaniac, though. What's he posted on that latest FREE BLOG that hardly anyone has visited? What's this useless Cheap Dutchman proclaiming now?
He's the virus. He's been a plague for decades, one of the most persistent dirt bags on the Internet. That goes for his first fights with USENET people (where he cursed anyone with an opposite opinion and demanded people "trade" Beach Boys VHS tapes and pay for his postage to Holland). That goes for when he started blogging and began deleting links from his rivals. That goes for his pioneering "hate blogs" where he went after anyone his paranoid pimple-of-a-brain thought was against him. That goes for his HACKING of the DejaVu forum and how he drove people away from GROOVYFAB and ITSPSYCH etc. with his deleting, his multiple identities, his fake illnesses and his ridiculous boasts about knowing famous rock stars.
"FUCK THE VIRUS." What next, he'll claim that he's got it, and hope to get a few "nice words" and some attention? He's claimed all kinds of diseases in the past. He's gotten pretty SAPPY about being "scared shitless." Or is it he's gotten pretty SHITTY about being scared sappy?
Oh oh, here's big news everybody:
Any wonder people wish he would GO AWAY and STOP POSTING and STOP BLOGGING and try to REALLY make "use of the time left?"
As his eyes dim, his brainstem shudders, his body decays and his brain turns to mush, he is as ignored as any deposed dictator or Nazi jailed for his war crimes.
All he can do is post impotent nonsense like "FUCK THE VIRUS" and...
How...BORING...does SENILE SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE get?
How about "HANK" again and again and again?
He just LOVES his Hank Williams. Zzzzz.
He posted it on his latest zzzzzzz blog. Free Blog #89052895
Oh, but a TEN DAY ONLY LINK, so, ACH TUNG, better act FAST!
Any wonder the Zinhof shoutbox people HATE him and IGNORE him?
What a NAGGY old queen HANZIE is.
NOBODY cares about his endless sad flogging of HANK WILLIAMS shit:
12 is pretty much his IQ and his current emotional age. He's always been a foul-mouthed, selfish, ugly BRAT. Back when he threw tantrums and raved "MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG" he had hundreds upon hundreds of hits. Now that people can use torrents, now that there are zillions of forums and streaming sites, and blogs and shoutboxes are DEAD...he's a dinosaur.
NOBODY was interested in his feeble, badly recorded bootleg of DION either, so he cried out in the wilderness:
NO REPLY.
HANZIE is just so pathetic. He was always clueless. Now he is almost brain dead.
To
most, he does not even exist. He is beginning to realize what NOTHING
is, because that is what the ex-Blogfather is to to the rest of the
world. NOTHING.
WHAT A LOSER. These last
few years have been a limping hobble into oblivion. He is in limbo.
Purgatory is next. And then HELL. It's called KARMA.
Once a useless ugly creep, always a useless ugly creep. Here's HANZIE when he was just a nasty, round-faced kleptomaniac. What do you think he was doing in that picture, stealing coins from a blind newspaper dealer?
He's been posting on one of his endless low-view Cheap Dutchman free blogs, some of his stolen bootleg tapes. Most of his "Wall of Tapes" collection is stuff he stole from record stores and put his name on. It's stuff he "traded" with people and then pretended was recorded by HIM. Just part of his kleptomania and lying.
Anybody care about his 40 year-old GARBAGE? No, either everybody's heard this crap already, or it's so dull and boring NOBODY even wants to bother. Yawn yawn yawn. Mr. Garbled-Brain posted about an "H and O" concert.
What, H and O is code? Why doesn't the jerk say HALL and OATES? Because he's too much of a tight-ass game-player. You have to GUESS what he's talking about, which is never easy when he can hardly write a sentence in ENGLISH.
His "H and O" tape, he bragged, is "one of my finest tapes." Yawwwwn. Tell us more, Oh Windy, Addled, Senile Old Fart:
"just now I re riped the tape, side is still good...but my deck ate part two...last part is other music, I have no idea what."
Isn't that EXCITING? Anything else, vagina-pube-face? Turkey lower lip boy? Sad, lonely retard?
"the Flac link is good for 10 days."
Oh yes, always a time limit from the control freak Bad Santa, who never EVER gives anything away without strings attached. What else, HANZIE?
"Let me know what you think."
Guess what. NO COMMENTS!
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS HALF-DEAD USELESS OLD KLEPTOMANIAC DRAG-QUEEN LOSER.
"let me know what you think." NOBODY DID:
Nobody likes HANZIE. He can't buy friends. He can't give away things and be liked for it. In the real world, he's like some filthy bum on the street who has a job handing out leaflets. Somebody reluctantly takes the leaflet just to keep the bum from pestering him all the way down the street, and then tosses the leaflet in the trash and wipes his hands.
That's HANZIE. If somehow he posts something that a person might want "just to have....maybe to listen to someday," it's downloaded with NO thanks or comment, because HANZIE is a CREEP and a LOSER and he's been too much of a jerk and an asshole to encourage with a "thank you." The phrase that comes to mind with HANZIE? Not "Thank you." It's "FUCK YOU."
