Is this a surprise? Psycho Hans De Vente claims that CHRIS FRANTZ authorized him to give away 56 BOOTLEG concerts on a blog, and claims that CHRIS FRANTZ is his close personal friend. All because he pestered the guy for an autograph back when Hans was PRETENDING to be a bigshot at SONY Nederlands where he was an errand boy.
Now CHRIS FRANTZ has a book out and GUESS WHO is RUTHLESSLY STEALING MONEY from CHRIS FRANTZ just to be a "good egg" and a "nice guy." YOU GUESSED IT:
HANZIE HITLER went into Zinhof's shoutbox and offered up TWO links because he's "a good egg" and "a nice guy" and wants to make sure to cost CHRIS FRANTZ hundreds of dollars by giving away the book in both MOBI and EPUB formats.
HANS, just the other day, announced he was LEAVING the shoutbox and would no longer DELETE everyone's links and BACKSTAB everyone and use aliases to keep coming back...
Oh...he didn't say THAT. He just did his usual pout and scoot.
He INSULTED another shoutbox member (he's
ALWAYS doing that) and then claimed he'd thrown away his login password
and would NOT BE BACK.
Famous last words. bye everyone.
He is b-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck as everyone has discovered very quickly, as INDIAN.
Here's the post where INDIAN HANS has his TWO LINKS for his BACKSTABBING FUN:
You think HANS DE VENTE wants to put the HEAT on the Zinhof shoutbox and DESTROY IT because HE is not welcome there? Or does he just LOVE to cause malicious trouble? Is he NUTS? He is sure jealous of some of the others in there, like DAVID, isn't he?
ZINHOF thinks that HANZIE HITLER is his best friend, mostly because Zinhof is an idiot who can't speak English any better than HANZIE and doesn't remember all the insults the BLOGFATHER hurled at him over and over. ZINHOF was a bigger blog than HANZIE HITLER's BLOGFATHER HANSZUN and HANZIE HITLER hated that.
What? Maybe ZINHOF is being blackmailed into ignoring every time HANZIE HITLER comes back with a new name? Hans De Vente is notorious for being "FRIENDS" with people, emailing them privately, getting photos and information, and then TURNING ON THEM.
https://blog.dnevnik.hr/zinhof/
Who knows. A hacker could very easily destroy ZINHOF and his SHOUTBOX. Perhaps a TALKING HEADS and CHRIS FRANTZ fan? Or a jilted ex-friend? Or somebody from RIAA who just quietly slips a hacker a few bucks?
Being a "FRIEND" of HANS is risky business.
Here's HANS telling everyone how TALKING HEADS IS FRIENDS OF ME. Remember? This was a few aliases ago, as 2020.
And let's take a look at the autographed CD that CHRIS FRANTZ foolishly signed for him, with a LOVELY valentine heart. Yes, CHRIS, your FRIEND is giving away YOUR BOOK for FREE. He's a self-proclaimed "good egg" and "nice guy" and YOUR FRIEND.
When is egomaniac and "good egg" HANS DEMENTED going to write HIS autobiography?
Oh that's right, he can't spell. He has tremendous brain damage and his brain is getting more like rotten gouda every day.
He writes crippled sentences like "talking heads are good friends of me." Here, he babble about how glad he was to get soft-headed New Age garbage from Narada anyone could find in a dollar bin. He can't tell the difference between "SENT" and "SEND."
No Hans, you SENT files of "Earth Wind and Fire" to your very few retarded homosexual "friends" who think you're a show business legend because you keep saying you know all the stars and you have a "wall of tapes" and an autographed Talking Heads CD (without David Byrne signing!)
You have a SCENT, Hans. You STINK. Why not take some of the time you spend farting, and moaning about your fake tinnitus, and write up all the fantastic stories of your life in Never Never Land Nederland?
If you think CHRIS FRANTZ has written about YOU in his book, you are WRONG. Somehow Chris hasn't said "a close friend of me is an ugly smelly fat Dutchman with a fake first name of "HANS" who is a compulsive liar and thief."
What's Chris talked about? Oh, that he took a lot of drugs, that he contributed a few words in French on "Psycho Killer" and didn't get credit for it, and that David Byrne didn't seem to think his band was that talented or that important to stay with.
That's a band that had maybe TWO hits, and nobody under 40 even knows what they are.
Look at David. He dresses even nerder than Hans Demented De Vente. These are the foursome that lonely, pathetic, tinnitus-damaged Hanzie Hitler worships.
When was the last time these fucking idiots mattered? 1991? Their last hit was nearly THIRTY fucking years ago? Hans holds the torch. Usually it's up his ass, but he'll still pull it out, light it, and stink up Zinhof's shitbox or ANOTHER BLOG with MORE about the fucking TALKING HEADS "good friends of me."
Hans and his brain cells also officially broke up in '91. "The Internet saved my life," he declared, giving away Talking Heads albums time and time again because they already made enough money on them and HE needed attention. What a friend of them he is.
Doing a "my way or the highway" posting of 56 Talking Heads tat (poor quality bootlegs and third-generation dupes of radio shows) only proves what a friend of them he is. "Ten days only! Then Chris Frantz and Tina will give my Wall of Tapes to the University of Columbia! I never offer again!"
And Hans didn't think "But everyone will now share that shit all over the Net and Chris will never be able to shut it all down." And Hans didn't think, "Maybe Chris will be pissed off I lied about being close friends of he." And Hans...simply acts like a fat brainless baby, selfish and stupid and drooling and wanting everyone to care for him.
Everyone knows he's mentally ill. NOBODY is a FRIEND of he. As long as he spends his waning days and last brain cells giving away music, Mr. Lonely will always have SOME nerdy dopey homosexual in Brazil or Croatia somewhere telling him to keep on posting. Don't stop. It's not that we LIKE you or you are WITTY or anything but a pain in the ass, but you give away music we don't have to buy! And Christ knows, what would Jesus do? We're addicted to filling our fucking external drives with music we don't need, will never get around to hearing, and which...because it comes from Hans Demented...is utter shit not worth the space it takes up.
Want to take bets on how often in the new Chris Frantz book the drummer mentions his GOOD FRIENDS the De Ventes?
A better bet would be that this book aimed at a small, receding circle of gay and nerdy fans is NOT going to hit the best-seller list.
Talking Heads was a one-hit wonder band, and the one hit was an obnoxious sick-o piece of mincing trendiness yelped by somebody who sounded like he got his vagina stuck to his knickers.
PS, Chris is currently ALMOST as fat as Hans De Vente so he won't be waddling into too many flu-infested bookstores signing copies.
Let's figure that Hanzie Hitler barely managed to get a few dozen morons to download his queasy collection of tinnitus-tinged shit-quality bootlegs and third-generation radio shows, so only a few dozen are likely to care about Chrissie, someone almost nobody in the world knows by name.
"Oh...what...he's the drummer with a band that David Byrne doesn't even want to TALK about anymore?? He's the ass-face on the right in the photo, and who is on the left? Hans De Vente in drag?"
Yes, JUST like he was a Vice President in charge of A&R at SONY NEDERLANDS, Hans is "Good Friends" with ALL the stars. They sign AUTOGRAPHS for him. That means they LOVE HIM.
He is the BLOGFATHER so they all know their place, especially pudgy Talking Heads drummer CHRIS FRANTZ. Right?
CHRIS FRANTZ and HANS DE VENTE are SO CLOSE. CHRIS isn't going to ask HANS to STOP offering entire TALKING HEADS discographies, or tell him to hand over all those dopey bad-copy dupes of radio show concerts and third-generation shit bootleg shows.
CHRIS FRANTZ will politely REQUEST that after THE GREAT HANS has finished giving this stuff away, please, oh please, please please please, HANS, please send them to ME. I need them SO badly. NOBODY ELSE has this shit but YOUUUUUUUU.
Here's the latest "I'm never going to offer these again, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, ONLY TEN DAYS puppet-master rants from HANZIE HITLER. And yes, he name-drops CHRIS FRANTZ. Helpless, pudgy Chris Frantz who is such a loser he hangs with LOSER HANS. Oh yeahhhhhhh.
"as per request of Chris Frantz." Yes, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY wants Hanzie's dusty, scrawly third-generation dupe garbage!
Andy Partridge has told everyone what a jerk Hans was, pestering him, following him, lying and bullshitting till he had to tell him to FUCK OFF.
Maybe CHRIS FRANTZ will finally make it clear that he is NOT down on his HANS and KNEES sucking De Vente dick and caring about what an ugly old bozo in Badhoevedorp does. Better yet, CHRIS FRANTZ can contact BREIN and tell them to go to Badhoevedorp and DEAL with De Vente once and for all, and bring along the pedophile squad, the fraud squad, and all the papers needed to trace EVERYTHING this psycho bastard has done online for the past 15 years.
De Vente should spend the little time he has left in a MENTAL HOSPITAL or JAIL.
Let's take another look at that garbage-load of poor quality CRUD from a band that most everyone has forgotten -- but beloved of the pathetic Dutch Douche who ALSO cries over Windham Hill SOFT music, and thinks "Levitt and McClure is the best album ever made." And oh yes, "was a big friend of Andy Partridge who will not talk to me anymore."
But gosh, there's THIS load of shit, and there's CHRIS FRANTZ, and Hans INSISTS that he can get on the phone and tell CHRIS FRANTZ what to do ANY TIME.
Isn't THAT load of shit JUST what you'd want to waste your life listening to? Maybe yes if you're a loser named Sake Johannes De Vente (aka "HANS" as in fairy story "HANS BRINKER") and you live on the government teat in subsidized housing in BADHOEVEDORP, HOLLAND.
HALLO CHRIS, YAH YAH YAH
What a surprise. "HANS" DE VENTE IS FULL OF SHIT.
What a surprise: "HANS" DE VENTE offers FREE MUSIC that is SHIT.
Yes, the Dutch Douche decided to call attention to himself by yet again blabbering and nattering about how "Talking Heads are friends of me."
He said that somehow his best friends are very happy that he'll give away on an idiotic BLOG, all kinds of badly recorded garbage, radio broadcasts fans already have, and the usual stolen and duped dross that the piddling surviving fans of the band swap with each other rather than having any kind of a life.
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz. Oooh ooh, only TEN DAYS to get shit like this:
Oooh ooh, RADIO shows and STEREO COVERS and CENTRAL PARK in FLAC. That's like having vomit served to you on gold plates.
WHO does ugly, disgusting "HANS" De Vente insist loves him dearly, has OK'd all of this blog nonsense, and cares SO deeply about lossy radio shows and badly recorded bootlegs?
THIS red-faced over-stuffed obese turd, CHRIS FRANTZ:
It's entirely possible, given how stupid, smug, tomato-cheeked and homely this CHRIS FRANTZ jerk is, he JUST might actually put up with "HANS" De Vente and tolerate an email once in a while:
"hallo chris it is me hans de vente a big friend of you.
i still work for sony and i am very close to getting you a tour and a big record contract.
do you love me?
right now i have started another free blog and i want to have everyone love me.
i can't get lots of likes with hank williams shit so can i give away everything talking heads ever did?
i mean crappy quality bootlegs that would give people tinnitus. old radio shit.
my way or the highway.
i will tell everyone YOU said i could do it but for only TEN DAYS.
thank you in advance anybody. you are a close friend or me.
david byrne called me onstage so i could sing a duet with him. it was the greatest moment of my life
because i never did get a chance to kiss your fat ass
even though i begged and sobbed like a little girl.
ok you have given me permission.
i promise to only post it to a tiny shitbox with a few dozen people
none of them even care about your band. they say you have not been relevant since psycho killer
but that is mean
psycho killer was a cute song and it has just my kind of morality.
david is also so masculine when he sings it.
i sing as good as him. i also can make animal noises.
i am going to die soon so do not write back and be angry with me.
remember you are a friend of me.
your boyfriend
HANS"
In all seriousness, CHRIS FRANTZ looks like he spends much too much time eating cake to pay any attention to the Dutch Douche.
What is that WASTE OF SPACE and "ON THE GOVERNMENT TEAT" senile brain-damaged moron HANS DE VENTE up to?
THE SAME OLD SAME OLD. The OLD FART.
While HOLLAND wastes tax-payer money keeping him alive and on meds, HE is still HELL bent on bankrupting SONY and getting even with ALL the musicians who ever IGNORED HIM. That would be EVERYBODY even obscure assholes like GEYSTER.
Here is HANZIE HITLER a few weeks ago, cautioning ONLY TEN DAYS to get ALL of GEYSTER. Oooh ooh. And look, OUT OF HIS MIND HANZIE posted a photo of a UFO. He emailed his boyfriend JOAO once and said "SEND ME A PICTURE OF URANUS." Ha ha ha.
Hanzie Hitler got married when he was around 23, to an autistic idiot who could barely SPEAK. All she wanted was a big oaf with a LITTLE BOY HAIRCUT who would not be too much trouble or ask for sex. They made such a pathetic couple. Hanzie always had a beard and now he MARRIED ONE. He just waited to get up the nerve to start finding BEACH BOYS and some cheap sailors who couldn't pay the price for getting a blowjob from an Amsterdam whore.
Now that he's a limp dick BLOGGING SAVED MY LIFE. Yes. MORE BLOGS with the SAME OUT OF DATE SHIT ON THEM.
HANZIE IS SUCH A BABY HE WEARS ADULT DIAPERS AND LOVES TO POST....
Wowie Zowie. Who doesn't have THAT already? How many EVER WANTED IT?
Meanwhile in Zinhof's shitbox, Hanzie Crap-His-Pants blabbers about the SAME OLD SAME OLD like XTC. AGAIN.
Yes, ANDY PARTRIDGE, your "friend" HANS is still taking money away from you, still grumbling that you don't like him anymore, but still telling the world how you BEGGED HIM TO SING ON THE "IT'S NEARLY AFRICA" album.
Hans will tell the world "black lives don't matter. its nearly africa is not about blacks. i am so glad i do not see any where i live!"
He will also do what NOBODY ELSE in Zinhof's shitbox would do: tease, annoy, and call attention to himself for BEING ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING, or condescendingly ask people if they WANT the album and refuse to upload if he doesn't get enthusiasm and cheers.
ONE person responds? That's good enough for sad old LONELY HANS DE VENTE. He is SO happy to take money away from rival blogger GREEN, and download those Rapidgator links so ONE person can get them free.
Just wait and wait for Demented De Vente to tease some more.
A lot of time he teases "ANYONE WANT" but, being the CHEAPEST DUTCHMAN IN HOLLAND, he'll then REFUSE to upload the item unless he can get PAID FOR IT. He's played this game so often.
If he already stole it off GREEN or some other blogger, he MIGHT respond to somebody's request for an album but ON HIS CONDITIONS. He'll expect a THANK YOU, and he'll sadistically make it a ONE DAY ONLY LINK. You snooze, you LOSE. That's generous HANZIE. PS, you can't just get the link, you have to CLICK HIS NAME and GO TO HIS BLOG!
"i am a good egg i am a generous man talking heads are friends of me since 1978 i have tinnitus and my wife fell down the stairs i am going to hospital it does not look good pray for me hallo i give you people music and you never offer to chip in and pay me i am sensitive i am not going to post any more i am leaving forever oh doug i never heard of i am 2020 oh 2020 i never heard of i am not hans anybody got? click my name new blog 10 days only for link look at my autographed talking heads cd i could have had affair with andy partridge wife chris frantz is my close friend david byrne begged me to sing with him and all i did was pretend i was the chief A&R man for SONY HOLLAND ha ha i got so many free tickets to shows that way do not ask me for downloads its my way or the highway so tough titties i hope you die of AIDS with EBOLA i am a good egg..."
Here's his new blog, 1juli2020.blogspot.com and it didn't take him long to...
START RIPPING OFF TALKING HEADS AGAIN.
This is his FAVORITE pastime. He keeps saying how he was their manager in Holland, how he appeared on STAGE with them, how they AUTHORIZED him to bootleg him and SELL the BOOTLEGS and put a few on blogs and at DIME-A-DOZEN torrent etc. to get HIMSELF more publicity for his EGO and his cheap Dutchman SALES.
HANS DE VENTE the FRIEND OF THE TALKING HEADS?? Here's his latest boast: he will SNEAK all of their music onto his blog ONE TIME ONLY, then you have to contact him privately through the ZINHOF SHOUTBOX and his other sneaky blogs, to BUY MORE.
He has also put them up on RAPIDGATOR where he has an account and LOVES to earn MONEY off the ARTISTS.
"HANS" has been a pain in the ass for DECADES. He started by pretending to be a SONY executive and stealing when he came to New York (He admitted with pride grabbing a Phil Spector Christmas Album out of a Brill Building office "with my thieving hands.")
He's call up, use the Internet, convince people to give him FREE TICKETS -- and as "the mad taper" compound the crime by using the generosity to BOOTLEG. That way he could make enough money to come to New York again. Or LONDON. Clever HANS.
You can GOOGLE him and find out all about his antics. He is LOATHED. Talking Heads fans and XTC fans both know how often he pushes and shoves to feed his EGO and act like he's BEST FRIENDS with the band.
Here are a few snippets from some of his past blogs AND from the zinhof.shoutbox where he's used dozens of aliases, including DOUG and 2020
"friends of me since 1978" HANS says of TALKING HEADS. Yeah, good, good friends, bootlegging all their shows, trading with other bootleggers and putting HIS name on shows he never even saw.
HANS DE VENTE of BADHOEVEDORP, fired by SONY and he's been "getting even" ever since by still pretending to be a Sony executive, by starting up endless blogs to give away SONY music, by causing chaos in forums, by DEMANDING people give him Paypal money for all the "GOODIES" he gives, and by using the freebies to get people to BUY HIS BOOTLEGS.
IS IT A SURPRISE HANS WOULD STAB TALKING HEADS IN THE BACK? He's done it to EVERYONE, which is why he is so loathed:
1. He's deleted files from other bloggers (using his SONY connections)
2. He's TURNED IN other bloggers. He's gotten people to confide in him, share emails and photos -- and he's turned on them and used that information to get them in trouble.
3. He invented the HATE blog and exposed people's private photos and addresses and hounded many people off the Internet forever.
4. He's infiltrated forums with a half dozen identities to promote himself and bully others.
5. He's demanded people pay him for his "generosity," and he's gone INSANE when his demands aren't met. He's threatened suicide. He's faked diverticulitis, tinnitus and every other disease. He's whined "my wife is dying" and "my darling wife fell down stairs" just to pry some Paypal money out of the gullible.
The list of his outrageous behavior is really endless. Right now he hides in the ZINHOF shoutbox because ZINHOF is scared SHITLESS of him. SCARED SHITLESS to kick him out.
Meanwhile he gets new blogs all the time for more pranks and games and self-promoting egotism. TALKING HEADS? Says Hans: "friends of me since 1978." That's why they let him sell the bootlegs, and promote himself, and bow to him. He tells them if they are NICE and TRUE FRIENDS he might give them some "GOODIES," like tapes of their own shows.
Power mad, totally insane, and completely demented...or are the TALKING HEADS "friends of me since 1978," like those "Jewish boys" Simon and Garfunkel are, and "Neil OLD," and the Grateful Dead and everyone else he rips off to call attention to himself.
BOOTLEGGING and STEALING THE MUSIC to be the "BLOGFATHER."
Isn't it time BREIN knocks on his door?
