CHRIS FRANTZ of TALKING HEADS gets on his KNEES because HANS DE VENTE IS SO POWERFUL

Yes, JUST like he was a Vice President in charge of A&R at SONY NEDERLANDS, Hans is "Good Friends" with ALL the stars. They sign AUTOGRAPHS for him. That means they LOVE HIM.

He is the BLOGFATHER so they all know their place, especially pudgy Talking Heads drummer CHRIS FRANTZ. Right? 

CHRIS FRANTZ and HANS DE VENTE are SO CLOSE. CHRIS isn't going to ask HANS to STOP offering entire TALKING HEADS discographies, or tell him to hand over all those dopey bad-copy dupes of radio show concerts and third-generation shit bootleg shows. 

CHRIS FRANTZ will politely REQUEST that after THE GREAT HANS has finished giving this stuff away, please, oh please, please please please, HANS, please send them to ME. I need them SO badly. NOBODY ELSE has this shit but YOUUUUUUUU.

Here's the latest "I'm never going to offer these again, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, ONLY TEN DAYS puppet-master rants from HANZIE HITLER. And yes, he name-drops CHRIS FRANTZ. Helpless, pudgy Chris Frantz who is such a loser he hangs with LOSER HANS. Oh yeahhhhhhh.

"as per request of Chris Frantz." Yes, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY wants Hanzie's dusty, scrawly third-generation dupe garbage! 

Andy Partridge has told everyone what a jerk Hans was, pestering him, following him, lying and bullshitting till he had to tell him to FUCK OFF. 

Maybe CHRIS FRANTZ will finally make it clear that he is NOT down on his HANS and KNEES sucking De Vente dick and caring about what an ugly old bozo in Badhoevedorp does. Better yet, CHRIS FRANTZ can contact BREIN and tell them to go to Badhoevedorp and DEAL with De Vente once and for all, and bring along the pedophile squad, the fraud squad, and all the papers needed to trace EVERYTHING this psycho bastard has done online for the past 15 years. 

De Vente should spend the little time he has left in a MENTAL HOSPITAL or JAIL.  

Let's take another look at that garbage-load of poor quality CRUD from a band that most everyone has forgotten -- but beloved of the pathetic Dutch Douche who ALSO cries over Windham Hill SOFT music, and thinks "Levitt and McClure is the best album ever made." And oh yes, "was a big friend of Andy Partridge who will not talk to me anymore." 

But gosh, there's THIS load of shit, and there's CHRIS FRANTZ, and Hans INSISTS that he can get on the phone and tell CHRIS FRANTZ what to do ANY TIME. 

Isn't THAT load of shit JUST what you'd want to waste your life listening to? Maybe yes if you're a loser named Sake Johannes De Vente (aka "HANS" as in fairy story "HANS BRINKER") and you live on the government teat in subsidized housing in BADHOEVEDORP, HOLLAND.

HALLO CHRIS, YAH YAH YAH