What a surprise: "HANS" DE VENTE offers FREE MUSIC that is SHIT.
Yes, the Dutch Douche decided to call attention to himself by yet again blabbering and nattering about how "Talking Heads are friends of me."
He said that somehow his best friends are very happy that he'll give away on an idiotic BLOG, all kinds of badly recorded garbage, radio broadcasts fans already have, and the usual stolen and duped dross that the piddling surviving fans of the band swap with each other rather than having any kind of a life.
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz. Oooh ooh, only TEN DAYS to get shit like this:
Oooh ooh, RADIO shows and STEREO COVERS and CENTRAL PARK in FLAC. That's like having vomit served to you on gold plates.
WHO does ugly, disgusting "HANS" De Vente insist loves him dearly, has OK'd all of this blog nonsense, and cares SO deeply about lossy radio shows and badly recorded bootlegs?
THIS red-faced over-stuffed obese turd, CHRIS FRANTZ:
It's entirely possible, given how stupid, smug, tomato-cheeked and homely this CHRIS FRANTZ jerk is, he JUST might actually put up with "HANS" De Vente and tolerate an email once in a while:
"hallo chris it is me hans de vente a big friend of you.
i still work for sony and i am very close to getting you a tour and a big record contract.
do you love me?
right now i have started another free blog and i want to have everyone love me.
i can't get lots of likes with hank williams shit so can i give away everything talking heads ever did?
i mean crappy quality bootlegs that would give people tinnitus. old radio shit.
my way or the highway.
i will tell everyone YOU said i could do it but for only TEN DAYS.
thank you in advance anybody. you are a close friend or me.
david byrne called me onstage so i could sing a duet with him. it was the greatest moment of my life
because i never did get a chance to kiss your fat ass
even though i begged and sobbed like a little girl.
ok you have given me permission.
i promise to only post it to a tiny shitbox with a few dozen people
none of them even care about your band. they say you have not been relevant since psycho killer
but that is mean
psycho killer was a cute song and it has just my kind of morality.
david is also so masculine when he sings it.
i sing as good as him. i also can make animal noises.
i am going to die soon so do not write back and be angry with me.
remember you are a friend of me.
your boyfriend
HANS"
In all seriousness, CHRIS FRANTZ looks like he spends much too much time eating cake to pay any attention to the Dutch Douche.
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