"Blogging saved my life," Hans Devente mewled years ago.
No, it WASTED HIS LIFE. The Little Fat Hairy Dutchboy (he has the same dopey combed down haircut he had from 70 years ago) has NOTHING ELSE IN HIS LIFE.
He sure can't quit his Brokeback Croatian Mountain Daddy, his gay-porn-photo swap boyfriend ZINHOF. He'll NEVER leave that cozy little shitbox. Shoutbox.
As for his promise to SHUT his fucking blog, you know he'll start another one in 2020 under his new alias (2020. He thinks he's CLEVER calling himself 2020. What a gouda-brain).
How did the drama queen hypocrite spend the days leading up to CHRISTMAS?
First, his INSANE "Christmas Countdown" where he vowed to offer a ton of shit every day and then DISAPPEAR in 2020. He dropped that idea and instead began to post the usual garbage, with the usual HYPE.
With DEMENTED DEVENTE, anything he posts is THE GREATEST EVER, YOU WILL LOVE THIS, YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS, THIS WILL MAKE YOU CRY etc. etc. etc.
Here, the Gay Gouda-Brain wets his knickers over an old Belmonts record.
THE CRYING DUTCHMAN only wets himself over GUYS. How this patched load of Holland Cheese Fat wishes he was an American standing on a streetcorner with slim, attractive GUYS.
The best he could do was make animal noises on a shitty XTC track, because he pestered Andy Partridge so much. You can't even hear his pathetic gurgling on that song, but he's been sobbing and screaming about how FAMOUS he is because of THAT. What a LOSER.
What else did HANSY PANSY do leading up to Christmas? Since he has no friends in the real world, just a few gay boys to email, he didn't buy presents for anyone. He's also too much of a cheap Dutchman to do that. He only knows how to steal from other blogs and re-up.
Instead, Crocodile Tears Twat-face posted more garbage, and an OH SO SINCERE cry of "PEACE."
PEACE.
Right, Shit-for-Brains Joan Johanna Johannas, Freak of a Thousand Aliases, talk about the PEACE you gave to the forums you hacked, to the people you threatened, to the way you called yourself BLOGFATHER and AYATOLLAH and cursed everyone wishing them "AIDS WITH EBOLA."
Go to the nearest record store to BADHOEVEDORP and tell them how peacefully you hope they go out of business because you hate SONY, hate RECORD STORES, and want attention and fame for stealing music that swipes royalties from the artists and prevents decent people from making a living selling music.
Selfish obnoxious bearded baby? Of course. He's been a rotten shit-lump since he was a kid. That's why his father beat him. Too bad his father didn't beat him to death, saving the world from over 70 years of a total PAIN IN THE ASS.
Here's BAD SANTA with NOTHING ELSE TO DO ON CHRISTMAS DAY but post THIS foul and boring PRESENT:
And HERE IT IS, what NOBODY was waiting for and what NOBODY wanted.
That's demented HANS DEVENTE. He's senile, he's insane, he's a useless loser, and he goes into 2020 with nothing better to do than call himself 2020 and continue to be a pathetic walking corpse.
Really, why update on boring "HANS" DeVente? We all know he's like a turd that won't flush.
He remains circling the drain, a sad, lonely, passive-aggressive
jackass. He's worn the same little boy haircut since he was five, and
he's STILL nothing but a ranting, wheedling, irritating BABY.
The holidays see adults sit at the big table, and the noisy, drooling
brat sit at his own high chair. That's "HANS" DeVente in a forum.
Everyone else behaves and HE bleats and whines and rants.
His latest game is an inane "COUNTDOWN" that nobody cares about. He
decided that EVERY DAY he'd go into Daddy Zinhof's litterbox -- shoutbox
-- and announcing 15 days left...14 days left...and post boring garbage
everybody already has.
Since he's schizoid and insane, and English is a second language, he
started all this by saying he was NOT going to post anymore "I will be
back in 2020." You know he could NEVER QUIT HIS DEAR, DEAR BOYFRIEND
ZINHOF? What else does "HANS" have in his worthless life?
Yes, typical "HANS." Sulking and vowing to go away. That was December
11th. He instantly began posting his moronic COUNTDOWN crap instead,
desperate as always for some man to give him a compliment.
Here he is stomping his feet and jumping up and down: 12 DAYS TO GO!
GET IT NOW OR IT WILL BE GONE! HURRY! Oooh ooh. Everybody else just
posts their music without the DRAMA QUEEN dickless hysteria.
Oooh ooh, "HANS." Like nobody has Pink Floyd albums but YOU. YOU
stole them from other bloggers who aren't assholes like YOU are and
don't PLAY GAMES.
Here's more GAMES from HANSY PANSY. Known as "BAD SANTA," he doesn't
GIVE without grumbling and making up rules. You want my links, kiddies,
better hurry. Better not pout. Bad Santa will take them AWAY in 10 days.
Always blabbering, always making a fuss. "BAD SANTA" also likes to
upload music with bugs in it and faults, so he can see if anyone
downloaded and wants to BEG him to re-up with the real thing. Here's his
"Gift" of a faulty Frank Zappa album everyone already has.
Spoiled Brat "HANS" (spoiled by Daddy ZINOFF who loves Hansy's gay
porn and has even LESS of a life than "HANS" does) chooses when or IF to
respond. He didn't bother to respond on why his Zappa post was
defective, or why he wants to "countdown to 2020" and annoy everyone
with his naggy Old Bag attention game.
He DOES like to CURSE and RAGE. What better way to celebrate
Christmas than to start cursing at other people? He's a Tourettes Twat. A
screaming child. An out-of-control lump of snot with hair all over it.
Anyone else curse? NO. Anyone else post stupid shit that bothers people? NO.
Here's
more of "HANS" going off on a time-wasting space-wasting shit-storm of
cursing and raging. "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is SO "Christmas" isn't it?
He went on his rant after posting "the allmanbrothres...I stole from green."
Witless dickless "HANS" started off with one of his OH SO CLEVER bits
of English As a Second Language wordplay. HO HO HO. The Allman Brothers
at the Filmore has to be decoded by everyone. "HANS" the wit calls it
"ALL MAN FILL MORE."
Maybe he did that because that's what he likes so much somebody who
is ALL MAN who can FILL MORE of his giant diverticulitis-festering
ANUS.
Zzzzzz. No wonder almost everybody ignores the Rotted-Gouda-For-Brains cheap Dutch asshole. How CHEAP is this Dutchman?
Remember when he was boasting how he paid HUNDREDS of dollars for
Japanese AOR garbage JUST to give away? And that WOODSTOCK boxed set?
Here he is, the Cheap Dutchman who won't pay for a download from
iTunes:
Cheap "HANS." Anything else? He's GAY too. "Nothing wrong with that,"
except he won't step out of the closet. He has no children, has a
sexless marriage, married a brain-addled mostly-silent MOMMY WIFE who
just scolds him like the five-year-old he is. He hates women, makes bad
jokes about them, never posts FEMALE artists, loves his BEACH BOYS and
handsome AOR jerks nobody ever heard of, and...LIBERACE.
"HANS"
feels so LUCKY when he can flirt with some guy in the shoutbox. He can
be SUCH a coquette, sitting in his Badhoevedorp government-subsidized
sterile roadhouse, wear his drag, and daintily type out his requests.
"anybody here has his christmas album."
And sure enough, YOUR DONG or whatever his name is, serves it right
up. Too bad "HANS" like too many promiscuous bitchy queers turns on his
gay friends after a while. Either they don't like this choices in gay
porn or they get tired of his drag and his whines and his lies and his
schizoid moods. And the games...the endless moronic GAMES.
Here's "HANS" refusing to be like everyone else, and be STRAIGHT, and post a link without trying to be "clever."
Here's HANS pretending he knows George Winston and Winston told him
to post dreary "new age" garbage to people who don't want it:
He's bragged about owning every numb-nuts Windham Hill album ever
made, but the coquette wants attention, so he coyly asks for more.
Scarlett O'Hara in crinolines, sitting in a windmill, begging for MORE
of Windham Hill because, fiddle-dee-dee, he's got TINNITIS and this is
all he can listen to. Supposedly. Wait for the NEXT post and see what a
fucking LIAR he is.
Poor five-year-old HANSY PANSY needs MORE soft, soft, limp, dickless
WINDHAM HILL music. Except the next day he's crying about wanting
jarring BONZO DOG BAND rock:
Lastly, yes, "HANS" is still up to his bombastic bullshit game of
posting a MYSTERY link. He hypes the shit out of it, like gouda-stinking
shit flopping out of his fat diverticulitis-pitted asshole. Oooh ooh
everybody, have you heard THIS a zillion times from him? "THE BEST"
C&W album ever, or "THE BEST" soft music album ever...and if you
click on it, you realize: "HANS" is such a WASTE OF SPACE. He is such a
loser. He is such a nobody. He is SO PATHETIC.
Do you need to know that this was a piece of shit from The Turd Brain of Badhoevedorp?
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES. He threatens to leave the shoutbox? Threatens to
never up links. Threatens to go outside of his windmill and run away
and hold his breath till his ugly blubber-lipped face turns blue?
YES, he's STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. And still BORING.
Is
he REALLY going to FUCK OFF at the end of 2019. Every time he posts
another of his brainless COUNTDOWN posts, he acts like it's THE END OF
THE WORLD. Ha ha.
He warns everyone, with many a nasty remark, that they better get the GOODIES now, because soon it will be OVER. Hee hee.
Take a look at this typical GET ATTENTION whine-rant-bullshit load. HO HO HO:
Yeah. "grow up please"
How...boring...and...predictable is Demented Hans Devente?
People try to ignore him but he makes sure it ain't easy. A bratty provocateur, he's always spoiling for a fight, always inflicting his 8 year-old's idea of "humor" on his endless blogs, and over-posting his drivel.
His sense of "humor" is to post a Spanky and Our Gang album everybody has by now, and add his idea of wit as a header:
As usual, he gives himself away. He has big MOMMY and DADDY problems, and that's why he actually craves both physical and emotional spankings. Anything for attention. People insult him and he LOVES it. "Spank me."
When he tries to post things people don't have, it's also things they DON'T WANT. Poor needy ATTENTION SEEKING Hans. If he gets a few dozen downloads of something, he's wetting himself. Look at this piss poor piece of waste he posted:
He spends most of his online time in losers lounges, and LOVES that shoutbox run by his Lord and Master, Zinhof. Hans can't get his tongue up the senile Croatian's ass, but you can be sure they've exchanged close-ups of male genitalia with each other. That's why Zinhof allowed Hansy Pansy to get away with his usual tedious Drama Queen antics every day.
Yeah, that includes his whining about tinnitus, which he blames....ha ha ho ho hee hee...on a mild fender bender that did him and his Mommy-Wife no damage at all. He's posted a YouTube link to his dashcam footage, which shows the two of them chattering in high-pitched nasal voices. You can't tell which is the male and which is the female.
Anyone else talk about themselves constantly? No. Anyone else over-posting? No. Anyone else pouting and whining when they don't get enough attention? No. Here's Hansy Pansy grumbling that nobody needs more "Lost Jukebox" crap and that he can't stop over-posting. Zzzz.
Ha ha ho ho hee hee: "I dont want to over stay my welcom."
The illiterate 8-year-old bearded lump of pathetic gouda has been a pain in the ass ever since he got online. Less and less people care about him and his boring games.
As it is, most everyone just ignores him, and that's how it should be. He's such a masochistic narcissistic fungus, he'd rather have people pissed off at him than paying no attention to him. So on and on he goes, making up controversies, picking fights, and trying to see if he can get a reaction.
Zzzzzzzzzzz.
It's the same old GAMES with Sake Johannes DeVente, aka Doug, BBC, UNIT, Maria, RhinestoneTongue, Asshole, Moron, Dutch Douche...
When he posts in his playground sandbox in the ZINHOF shoutbox (located in the totally hip country of CROATIA), he has to play "GUESS WHAT" with his links.
Everyone else posts what they're talking about, but BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE plays games.
NOBODY else threatens to delete files if they don't get enough hits, but BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE is constantly PLAYING GAMES. He won't upload unless he gets people begging him, and if his wearisome bait-and-not-post games don't work, he takes up more time whining about it.
One of the biggest lies BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE likes to tell people is that he's a NICE guy. We all know he isn't. He's a pathological liar, a kleptomaniac, a bully, a foul-mouth, and WORSE. Since he overposts so much, it's only a matter of HOURS before he writes something NASTY
BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE claims he's so generous. He giveth...and TAKETH AWAY. He's always being a snotty brat, sticking his nose in the air and telling people they can't get the music he's offered...TOO LATE...BEEN DELETED. Yes, MR. DELETER strikes again. BAD SANTA, the most obnoxious prick on the Internet.
Sorry...too late...just like a bitch, right? Just another example of Hans being the coquette. You've got to beg HER before you get a file uploaded, and if you don't jump on it and give a big THANK YOU, poof...it's suddenly GONE. It's a real prick-teaser game played by a tease who no longer has a functioning prick.
One of his latest laughable delusions is to tell everyone that he's dying AND he's giving away ALL of his fabulous hard drives. Huh? Why would he do THAT? He's a hoarder, a brat, a conceited pig, and he brags about owning EVERYTHING. He's giving hard drives away? As always, he gets caught up in his own lies, and somebody's bound to slap him for it.
BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE has a faulty brainstem and despite taking little pills for his high blood pressure, his brain could splatter like an egg tossed onto the sidewalk.
He keeps sobbing that he's getting rid of his possessions because he can't take it with him...but after each sob, he starts whining, "ANYBODY GOT...ANYBODY GOT..." asking for MORE shit to put on an external hard drive.
He is the craziest cheap Dutch bastard on the planet. Is it surprise so many people hate him?
Everyone knows HANS DEVENTE is CRAZY.
People have told him over and over: "GET HELP. GET THERAPY." Instead he's made over 200 blogs, uploaded and deleted thousands upon thousands of files, and engaged in a non-stop manic-depressive psychodrama of moodswings, lies, cursing and paranoia.
How many hundreds of times has he declared he was dying? Declared his wife was dying? Declared he couldn't hear ANY MUSIC because of tinnitis? Said he was in hospital? Posted a new blog saying that he was going to kill himself?
EVERYONE KNOWS HANS DEVENTE IS CRAZY.
People are just sick and tired of him disrupting, deleting, and being a Dutch DOUCHEBAG.
Some of his latest craziness? He always clogs up the shoutbox with his tedious dribbling and drooling. He can't just post a link and go away.
Only a narcissist neurotic clogs up a shoutbox like that, and he does it almost EVERY DAY.
He has to call attention to himself with his needy "ANYONE HAVE THIS" whining, and his equally moronic "ANYBODY WANT THIS?" postings.
Everyone else posts music and assumes somebody will want it. Miss Coquette insists on asking everyone first and being SO girly-girl COY.
Every day, the neurotic nut who cries that he has tinnitus and can't hear anything KEEPS ASKING FOR MORE MUSIC.
He just wants attention. He's a pest. An asshole. A bore. A nuisance. A Dutch dipshit.
HOW...MUCH...OF A NEUROTIC BORING PEST IS HE? He posts about how he's GOING to post! He posts about how he's not home but he'll be home soon and THEN he'll post.
He's always posting "mystery" links (how often have people clicked these links to be disappointed by his usual GARBAGE)
and babbling about his latest blog and boring everyone with his endless tedious questions.
People tell him to be NORMAL and what does he do? He starts cursing in DUTCH! His brainstem explodes and he goes into his manic state of threatening everyone, screaming and hollering, and name-calling.
That's Hansy Pansy, moving from his girly-girl coy games and cowboy fetishes to being a raging psychopath telling people to drop dead of CANCER.
"I'm a good man," he says. Everyone knows he's CRAZY.
Hans DeVente acts like somebody's pesty grandma.
All he does is FUSS and FUSS and WARN and SCOLD. Hurry Hurry! It's HANSY PANSY telling you you BETTER GET YOUR GOODIES right NOW!
This is ONE reason why GRANDA DEVENTE, the dickless wonder, is so HATED.
He clogs the shoutbox with warnings and threats and pestiness. If you don't do what GRANDMA says you might have to use RAPIDGATOR and PAY for the download.
GRANDMA DEVENTE is always pulling this shit
"ALL WILL BE GONE" says the DELETER. If you don't march to it, hop to it, and get it when GRANDMA tells you, you will get NOTHING.
NO GOODIES FOR YOU.
This is how a normal person acts? No. Nobody else does it but SHIT FOR BRAINS DEVENTE.
He also can't stop BLOGGING.
Nobody else does THIS shit either. GRANDMA offers something? Half the time it's: GO TO MY BLOG! GO TO MY BLOG!
Leave the SHOUTBOX and GO TO MY BLOG!
Why? Because he's a mental case. He's DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE. GRANDMA is SENILE. GRANDMA still thinks she's the BLOGFATHER, but those days are OVER.
Nobody's using BLOGS anymore. There are TORRENTS. Big companies thrive with their torrent sites and leave only the dickless little minnows to swim in little urinals like BLOGS.
Here's GRANDMA DEVENTE again, still flogging HANK WILLIAMS music as if anyone is as retired and retarded as to want this shit AGAIN.
Get out your HANKIES, girls, it's HANSY PANSY once again doing the HANKY PANKY, showing his LOVE for COWBOYS.
We all know Hans is impotent with women. His retarded wife never had kids. She doesn't know her twat from her elbow. Only a mental defective would live with an ugly, stupid, useless clod like HANS DEVETE, a loser who ends up on GOVERNMENT WELFARE in a rowhouse.
SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE has nothing better to do than post new blogs all the time to bore and annoy everyone. THEN he gets MORE and plays musical chairs with them:
He is more pathetic than a pre-schooler playing with BLOCKS.
LOOK DADDIES, I HAVE MOVED MY BLOG HERE...AND MY OTHER BLOG IS HERE...AND LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY BLOGS I HAVE.
What a loser. Why is GOD keeping this moron on the planet? Only one reason: to make it purgatory for him. To torture him for all of his lying and stealing and cheating. For all the times he slapped somebody on the back with one hand and STOLE with the other. How he'd lie to get into a free show and then TAPE it. How he'd LIE to get into the office of a record label and then fill his RUCKSACK with albums. SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE the THIEF.
His father tried to beat some sense into the brat but couldn't. He's been SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE ever since. The shit in his brain is turning into tumors and he needs pills just to get to sleep but GOD isn't done with torturing the bastard. The WORST IS YET TO COME.
Here's Demented Devente, his tumorous brain throbbing and about to give him a stroke, unable to figure out how OLD he is.
Here he's telling his boyfriend SKYJUMP (the boyfriend's new alias) that he's 73.
Demented Devente also mentions his "extreme tinnitus" which is another lie.
He posted his driver's license. You do the math. He's saying he's 75 but the driver's license says he was born in 1946.
Next he'll insist he's really 78 and his autistic idiot wife who can barely sit with a dazed look on her pruny old face is 82.
One day he's bawling that he can't hear music and just posts it because he is SO generous and wants other people to have MUSIC.
Next
day he's doing his dickless coquette act: "PRETTYPLEASE i dont have
every soft limp kitaro album i would like to hear these five albums and
they would cost me too much to buy. some kind soul has these in a
closet?"
What the same closet Hans stores his knickers and bras?
How
come he keeps sniffling about having tinnitus and then he's skipping
and mincing around his windmill glad to get YUMMY music and has all the
energy to flush more soft shit into the shoutbox?
Nobody
wants his crappy soft music, his boring Christmas garbage, or his
endless games of "go to my BLOG, no my OTHER blog, no the BLOG I didn't
delete. No no THIS blog" and "here's one part of a link and another part
of a link and this is 10 day so you better get it now or it will be
gone."
What an asshole. He can't be
normal like everyone else (people who do NOT have BLOGS and do NOT post
SHIT and do NOT lie constantly about their age and health). He is not
normal. He is CRAZY. He is DEMENTED.
this part that part get this shitty music in 10 days go to the blog... bore bore bore bore
Tell
us again how your new blog will be deleted and the links will be gone
and everyone has to hurry up and pay attention to your garbage music
instead of the progrock they really care about.
Some people say Hans De Vente the demented crazy cheap Dutch douch just has SHIT FOR BRAINS.
