What does Hans De Vente do in BED? "Draling" Wife - not DRILLING HER

Hans De Vente has SUCH an exciting night life. 

He crawls into bed....and checks out the ZINHOF SHOUTBOX. 

Yes, he can't stay away. He's in bed with his "darling wife" but he's MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN WHAT THE GUYS HAVE TO SAY.

Here he is, telling somebody that he'll upload some garbage request or other TOMORROW, because he's IN BED. 

He's in bed with his "DRALING" wife, "DRALING is a Dutch term for "RETARDED." Limp dick sure isn't DRILLING his wife. 

Everyone knows that Hansy married his mother -- or a mommy substitute -- and that's it. Somebody older who will placidly watch him be childish and idiotic day after day and not complain.

Hansy's real love is cowboys, beachboys, cute male vocalists...no FEMALE vocalists. His shoutbox chatter has always been loaded with gay slang and coquette queerness and other "goodies" that give away with a pansy Hansy is. 

im in bed now iwth my ipad    

and my draling wife 

 
Who in their RIGHT MIND would find ZINHOF'S SHOUTBOX a night time activity in BED?

Maybe THIS photo is accurate: 

HANS in bed with his IPAD and hoping to get some GUY in ZINHOF'S SHOUTBOX to get INTERESTED IN HIM. 

Don't worry JOE, Hansy will upload some stupid music nobody else even has. He'll also give you all the gay porn you'll want. Except for some of the pix he got from ZINHOF.

RAPIDGATOR SHUTS DOWN HANS DE VENTE - GOOGLE & GMAIL HAVE ALL HIS EVIDENCE

Looks like the rope is slipping tighter around Miss Piggy's neck. 

When even RAPIDGATOR cuts you loose FOR BEING A COMPULSIVE KLEPTO AND STEALING THOUSANDS OF FILES...you are A ONE-MAN CRIME WAVE.

You know the PIG: 

Hansy Pansy hasn't learned that being a PIG is not healthy? He's been whining about his brainstem explosions, and strokes, and his asshole full of diverticulitis and his ears clogged with tinnitis, but we all know he's a LIAR. He'll say anything for attention. Even "My wife fell down the stairs, I can't post for a while." Yes, he posted two hours later. 

 Now he's admitted he is SUCH A CROOK, SUCH A LOWLIFE, SO WELL KNOWN FOR BEING A PSYCHO SOCIOPATH THIEF, even RAPIDGATOR is sick of him.

"illegal material..that was new for me." 

No, that was OLD for old, old, old half-dead De Vente.

He is going to pay for his crimes like Weinstein and Cosby, and end up either in JAIL or in a nursing home with tubes coming out of his mouth and ass (which is practically the same thing). 

BREIN and the others have taken pity on poor Hansy Pansy, the sad, pathetic nobody who has NO friends in the real world. They know he puts on his maid uniform to curtsy and try and get a few GUYS to thank him for all his "i'll do it i'll do it' slavey uploads. 

They know all about his gay porn emails and all about his other games. But time marches on, and with Google and Gmail and Rapidgator and so many others have ALL THE EVIDENCE, it's a question of what frying pan or fire this fat pig will be cooked in.

It's a question whether to watch this old limp dick decaying fool rot into further and further health hell, or PUT HIM AWAY. Take him off the government TEAT and PUT HIM IN THE SLAMMER. Either way, watch him sob and sob in that whiny high-pitched voice of his. Sob to a judge or to a doctor and nurse as they attach the tubes.

Things are heating up in BADHOEVEDORP, over on DELLAEARTLAAN where he hides in that sterile row house with his simpleton "darling" wife. BREIN and the POLICE IN HOLLAND and INTERPOL know his name is really SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE, and they know EXACTLY where he is on DELLAEARTLAAN in BADHOEVEDORP. Nobody THAT ugly can hide. 

Since this compulsive klepto has NOTHING BETTER TO DO, either his body and (what's left of his) brain will give out, or he'll be hauled away with SO MUCH EVIDENCE against him, especially when the search warrant grabs his computers and external drives, and Google and Rapidgator and Ydray and  he rest turn over all the records on his uploading and downloading history, his blogs and the rest of his games, which are FAR MORE than only music thievery. 

For inventing the hate blog, for screaming "FUCK YOU" to people who defended him, for wishing AIDS WITH EBOLA on people, for asking people in forums to "GET" his enemies and find where they live, for his racism, for his misogyny, for his stupid puns, for his thievery and lies, and for just being one ugly useless bastard, LIFE WILL JUST GET WORSE AND WORSE for Hansy Hitler. 

Adolf and Eva ended up in a bunker with their brains spilled in the dirt. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THESE TWO?

HANS De VENTE - A USELESS ASSHOLE ALL HIS LIFE and FULL OF SHIT

When he's not being a sad pathetic whining blob of shit, he's sneaking around deleting files to reduce the "competition." He especially likes it when he can MAKE MONEY off a PAY FILE after he's deleted a FREE ONE.

That's why he's the CHEAPEST DUTCHMAN in HOLLAND.

When it is HIS file, Bratty Fatty expects people to have a RAPIDGATOR ACCOUNT AND PAY. 

Here he tells everyone (at Zinhof's where EVERYONE ELSE posts FREE links) that he's got a NEW BLOG (zzzzz) Japanese music  

What you don't know till you're tricked into checking it out, is YOU MUST PAY.

Hans loves to complain that Exystence and Green and others are bastards who use RAPIDGATOR, but since HE has an account, he'll fuck them over and give anyone a free download IF THEY ASK NICELY.

Then he turns around and offers a blog full of HIS RAPIDGATOR LINKS.   You want the Japanese imports HANSY PANSY insists he bought on CD and is ripping JUST for YOU? YOU BETTER HAVE A RAPIDGATOR ACCOUNT so he can be PAID for his VALUABLE TIME.

Yes, T. (short for TWAT, his alias now for several boring blogs he runs) is using RAPIDGATOR so that he can make money. 

Hansy Hypocrite Hitler, saying one thing ("music should be free, i will up greens files or exy for you") and doing ANOTHER. ("you should be my patrons. i upload and you never chip in.") 

Any time people doubt HANS DE VENTE is a SOCIOPATH PSYCHO, he PROVES he IS. 

Hans De Vente - Pathetic Hillbilly, Constant Cocksucker, but TRYING not to be an ASSHOLE

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"Bend Over, HANS" "Gladly, anything to get attention, anything to be your FRIEND"

It's so funny when the nasty, cursing, "I hope you die of AIDS" Blogfather goes back into his drag and turns into The Fairy Blogfather.

Hansy Pansy is quick to dress up like a maid and try to please a MASTER DADDY. 

"ill do it for you"

He sure will. Inside every bully is a total PUSSY. 

That's Hansy Pansy, aka "UNIT" and "MARY" etc. etc. etc.

He's such a loser. He's such a creep. The last refuge is trying to buy friends and trying to make people like him via bribery. 

Whether he's sending gay porn or mewling on his knees and being a slavey to somebody in a shoutbox, it's all part of why Sake Johannes De Vente is shunned in the real world, shunned by his neighbors as a literal stinker, and ignored on the Internet unless he's slutting a freebie offer, like some grotesque barfly lonely at two in the morning. 

Wifey is too much of a retard. Poor Lonely HANSY PANSY. Some feel sorry for him, like they do a fat homely old tart who sucks cock for free. (Oh, sorry, let's remember that sometimes HANSY PANSY gets angry and asks "PATRONS" to "DONATE" some Paypal money!)

"HANS" DE VENTE the DELUSIONAL DEMENTED DUTCHMAN, SENILE RAVINGS ABOUT "TEX"

When old people get SENILE, they start rambling. About NOTHING. 

NOTHING that anyone in their RIGHT MIND cares about. 

This is why HANSY PANSY has to have BLOGS. Being a witless, clueless OAF in a shoutbox doesn't give him enough space. He needs BLOGS to show off how much of a LOSER he is. 

What has Demented "HANS" De Vente done with the last 20 years of his life? Sucked on the "government teat" by having Holland pay for his UNEMPLOYMENT and USELESS blogging and his ROW HOUSE where he proudly owns JOHN DEERE toys. 

Anything else? He's proud of having gone to NEDERLAND TEXAS and has made a BLOG post to IMPRESS THE WORLD about it. 

Heeeeeeeere's "HANZIE HITLER" tilting at windmills, drooling about a dead cowboy singer nobody cares about anymore, and thinking anyone's IMPRESSED by his brag of visiting an obscure and boring park in Texas "many times." What a life...he has NOT LIVED.

PS, he's also bragging abvout a FREE BUMPERSTICKER he grabbed years ago. That's a CHEAP DUTCHMAN for you.

This is what a dying man does with the time he has left:

He gets his dopey FREE blogs to post idiotic, trivial, childish, dull, uninteresting SHIT like THIS???????????

He wants people to come VISIT his dopey blogs and be IMPRESSED? 

HE is the DELUSIONAL DUTCHMAN, the DIMWIT DELUXE. The bragging windbag. His idiot wife was never too bright, but she had to get more and more brain damaged listening to his nonsense and following him around to STUPID places like THIS. 

Zzzzzzz. Sad pathetic lonely HANS posts a dopey WINDMILL photo and other shit he got off GOOGLE. 

His "living six feet apart" blog, which is SO concerned with the pandemic, highlights THIS stupid shit about an irrelevant and VERY dead cowboy singer. 

Are you impressed there's a replica of a DUTCH WINDMILL in an obscure part of TEXAS?

Hans probably did not even go there. He's such a fucking LIAR. He's told so many tall tales before, and has invaded shoutboxes and forums under fake names and saying "I'm here in TEXAS..." or "I'm in California" but his ISP gave him away.

He's also CHEAP. And he would NOT spend money to TRAVEL TO a dopey boring park in Texas "many times."

Anything else, sad, lonely, dying Demented De Vente? 

 

That's delusional De Vente. Can you imagine this ugly childlike MORON driving with his retarded wifey in BADHOEVEDORP, thinking anyone would be impressed by a STUPID bumpersticker? 

"HALLO, EVERYBODY! You KIND PEOPLE! I have been MANY TIMES to Nederland, Texas. Aren't you envious?? Do you know who this Ritter asshole is? His son is John! Isn't that IMPRESSIVE? I am telling you I and my retarded wife flew halfway around the world to visit this guy's house and look at a windmill. As if there are none in my stupid country of HOLLAND. What else have I done with my life? Oh yes, I got an autograph on a Talking Heads CD. I am SO proud of THAT. What else?

"I have made BLOGS! I have external drives full of music, like MILLIONS of others who go to the TORRENTS to download EVERYTHING they want with NO strings attached. But...

"Be my PATRON and DONATE to ME. Want any music? I am generous but only if you CHIP IN AND GIVE ME MONEY!" 

But be careful, HANZIE HITLER gives and takes away: 

HA HA HA "HANS" thinks people need HIS advice?

Here's the Fairy Blogfather advising the WORLD what to do: 

EVERYBODY IS LAUGHING. 

This self-important brain-damaged SLOB thinks people need HIM to say "Stay at Home?"

Who is he? Just a Limp Dick High-Voiced Fairy Blogfather TWIT!  

Gosh, "HANS," what a TIMELY WARNING. Stay At Home "SAFE YOUR LIFE." 

Mr. English as a Second Language.

HANZIE is telling you to "SAFE YOUR LIFE!"

HOW DELUSIONAL does it get.  HANZIE thinks he can write in ENGLISH! 

Meanwhile he pollutes the shoutbox with his DULL nonsense, boasting about nothing, and as usual, putting in a LINK to get people to come and look at his latest moronic BLOG entry. 

People in the shoutbox know to ignore him, but he persists in smelling up the place with dumb posts like this:

Anyone impressed? 

How delusional does this lonely Limp Dick get? This is how he spends his doddering, increasingly rotting last years.

Nobody does. Senile Sake Johannes De Vente keeps posting more. What a zombie. The living dead?

He might as well be REALLY DEAD.

Nobody cares anymore. Sake Johannes De Vente, a waste of space all his life, is such a pathetic fool. He drones on. NOBODY pays attention.

His last days involve sadly predictable and boring shoutbox sobs.  He desperately wants people to visit is  BLOG. He won't post a link in the shoutbox. No, HANZIE HITLER has RULES. You MUST go visit his BLOG to get his GOODIES. Ooof.  No wonder people look at him the way they look at puke.

Here he goes again, limp dick numbnuts "HANS" posting a link to his stupid BLOG (blog #2849283). Mrs. Senility is babbling about boring manure-music only HE cares about.


Ignore a sad, sad, SAD old man who has NO FRIENDS in the real world because he's such a creep. Smells bad, too. Wears the same ugly shirt every day. 

CRY, "HANSY" CRY.

Anyone feel SORRY for lonely ridiculous old "HANS" anymore. No. 

They've heard his high-pitched womanly SOBS in his videos. He and his retarded wife are both sopranos. "HANS" sounds like a girl. He IS a girl. He's always carrying on about how much he CRIES. Whatever the alias...he CRIES and CRIES

CRY CRY CRY. Then he wipes his ugly big nose, wipes the snot off that grotesque lower lip, and hobbles back to the shoutbox for another attempt at attention. Oh, another "10 DAYS ONLY" link nobody thanked him for or cares about. Nice WASTE OF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, "HANS." 

One reason nobody cares about "HANS" is he's so BORING.

Another is everyone knows that any attention turns him into an obnoxious egotistical Blogfather Hanzie Hitler, using his favorite catch-phrase.