"Bend Over, HANS" "Gladly, anything to get attention, anything to be your FRIEND"

It's so funny when the nasty, cursing, "I hope you die of AIDS" Blogfather goes back into his drag and turns into The Fairy Blogfather.

Hansy Pansy is quick to dress up like a maid and try to please a MASTER DADDY. 

"ill do it for you"

He sure will. Inside every bully is a total PUSSY. 

That's Hansy Pansy, aka "UNIT" and "MARY" etc. etc. etc.

He's such a loser. He's such a creep. The last refuge is trying to buy friends and trying to make people like him via bribery. 

Whether he's sending gay porn or mewling on his knees and being a slavey to somebody in a shoutbox, it's all part of why Sake Johannes De Vente is shunned in the real world, shunned by his neighbors as a literal stinker, and ignored on the Internet unless he's slutting a freebie offer, like some grotesque barfly lonely at two in the morning. 

Wifey is too much of a retard. Poor Lonely HANSY PANSY. Some feel sorry for him, like they do a fat homely old tart who sucks cock for free. (Oh, sorry, let's remember that sometimes HANSY PANSY gets angry and asks "PATRONS" to "DONATE" some Paypal money!)