ANDY PARTRIDGE REGRETS EVER MEETING "HANS" DEVENTE - SO DO THE TALKING HEADS

 Fact: SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE, alias "HANS DEVENTE" tricked his way into the offices of publicists, STOLE records out of their offices, was NOT authorized to demand free tickets to shows, and most certainly was NOT in a power position (as he claimed) to make big European deals for XTC or TALKING HEADS or any other group he tricked into letting him go backstage.

THAT IS WHY SONY FIRED HIM. ON HIS BIRTHDAY.  They also noticed that he was using his SONY.NL email on social media to rage at people for not sending him BEACH BOYS VHS ("for cost of the tape and postage"). 

Here's a photo of proud, smirking HANSY when he was conning the drummer from TALKING HEADS into thinking he was a real powerhouse at SONY NEDERLANDS. 

The ONLY items on this blog that are Photoshopped are some of the photos of Ugly Blubberlip Hans. Nothing else. 

Here's HANSY PANSY lying about being a singer and being some kind of featured singer. This ain't Photoshopped, and any of Hansy's ridiculous admirers at Zinhof's shoutbox know it. They are just so naive they BELIEVE this sociopathic egomaniac:

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Yeah, yeah. Andy Partridge told his fans that he regretted EVER meeting Hans, but that Hans followed the band around like a big fat St. Bernard, sniffing and yelping, and being too slavish to kick in the ass or yell at. 

Pathetic useless loser HANS is a SINGER? Where's his SOLO album? Didn't SONY want to sign him? Or Strictly Country Music? 

The big LIE is that Hans DID NOT SING on "English Settlement." He is credit, on ONE TRACK (the racist one full of African stereotypes ... and Hansy hates blacks you know) with making "animal sounds." And you can't even hear them! 

Meanwhile he continues to flog his association with TALKING HEADS and XTC, while throwing in...oh, his latest lie is that he did NOT die from COVID (which he never had, of course, but drew a sympathetic response from one or two shoutbox gullibles). NOW he has LEUKEMIA.

 

JUDGE ME NOT, says HANZIE HITLER

 

As always, Hanzie Hitler falls back on the one thing about human nature he understands: GREED.

Marie Antoinette knew it. Let them eat cake. (Or soft gooey downloads of easy listening garbage that people can easily find from NORMAL bloggers). 

 Hitler knew it: Kill 6 million Jews and he's a hero to half the world! Hansy? He's probably posted SIX MILLION bucks worth of illegal links by now. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AWW, isn't he lovely. SHARING. 

Happily for him, there are jerky-come-latelies who BUY his BILGE. 

Unhappily for him, there are members of Zinhof's shitbox who know the truth,  and who point to the many, MANY blogs that SPEAK THE TRUTH. 

"HANS" (Sake Johannes DeVente of Badhoevedorp) has been a liar and a thief on blogs since 2005. He's also been a pain in the ass on the earliest social media platforms (where he started fights because he wanted people to send him DAVID LETTERMAN VHS and BEACH BOYS shit for only the cost of the tape, and not even the postage! He was using his SONY.NL email address trying to impress people that if they did him favors, he might get SONY to send them freebies. Gosh, no wonder he was FIRED FROM SONY on his BIRTHDAY.) 

 

 Yes, HANZIE HITLER finally speaks two true sentences. He HAS been attacked in 2005, and for very good reason, like deleting files, starting "wars" with other bloggers, screaming "my blog can beat your blog," telling bloggers who were his "enemies" to "die of AIDS with EBOLA," etc.

He invented the HATE blog when he attacked some guy named Champaloux, as well as Chrisgoesrock and dozens of others. He hacked forums, too, with a cartoon of himself as THE AYATOLLAH. He became so obnoxious not only were there blogs about him, but a forum with over 40 members turned up, all with screen captures of HANZIE HITLER's games, and they tricked him into giving up some passwords so they could screen capture his damning EMAILS. Including ones asking Rapidshare to delete files.

But as usual, HANZIE, in his Hitler-Trumpy way, simply said "FAKE NEWS" and "PHOTOSHOP," and dangled his "GOODIES" in front of idiots. "You want more and more and more Merle Haggard music don't you? And Hank Williams? Have I told you I lived for 30 Years in PALM SPRINGS??" 

One of the better blogs on his history is HANSZUNSHUN, which got its name from HANZIE's pathetic "HANS ZUN" alias. Yeah. He only wished he lived in ZUNNY Palm Springs and not dismal shitty Badhoevedorp, Holland, where the government COULD take away his pension and the COPS could check with Google and discover all his nasty activities using their emails (about 50 of them) and their blogs (too many to count!)

http://hanszunshun.blogspot.com/

http://hanszunshun.blogspot.com/

Hey, SUCKERS...er, "dear friends," be sure to give HANZIE HITLER music he says he desperately needs.

Just ignore all those posts where HANS says he has TINNITUS and CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE. 

So, HANZIE APOLOGISTS, who is the crazy one? The many people at the Zinhof shitbox who IGNORE the attention-seeking liar, or give a little scornful kick to his fat ass? Or a few moronic newbies who can't believe HANS is an asshole, like they can't believe HITLER killed 6 million Jews? And a smattering of Poles, Gays, and anyone else he didn't think loved him and saluted enough?\

A reminder of Hansy Pansy's recent moans about his deadly tinnnitus. Check out that first line: "I will never hear a single note, it is all for you..."

No point even bothering with how often Hans has cried "I am a poor man" and begged people to donate Paypal money to him. How often he lied about buying expensive items on Amazon. How often he was caught giving downloads that had somebody else's identification buried in the mp3 file description. 

Yeah, yeah. Hansy Pansy wasting everyone's time, calling attention to himself with his megalomania and his lies. Being a total psychopath. Claiming ala Trump, that anything about him is FAKE NEWS or PHOTOSHOPPED and his DEAR FRIENDS should help him get MORE music, and give him Paypal money. Give him some GREEN, suckers. Because he still steals posts from GREEN, can afford Pay for Link money, and he just loves getting extra Paypal GREEN from people he's lied to and tricked.

Any of the above PHOTOSHOPPED?

HANS PRETENDED TO BE DYING AND ONLY ONE MORON EVEN CARED

 

 Oooh ooh, Hansy Pansy got up from his CORONAVIRUS sick-sick-sicko bed to post the GOOD NEWS on his bloggy-poo: 

Isn't that good news for anyone who doesn't already have his Hank and Merle crap, or his stale bootlegs of Talking Heads? 

PS, did anyone actually BUY his sob story about having the coronavirus? Well, one moron. Everyone else in Zinhof's shoutbox IGNORES this pathetic ugly lying oaf like the REAL PLAGUE.

Yes, Didier Doody-face, you actually BOUGHT the famous Lying Dutchman's story...that without going to the hospital, without seeing a doctor, Hansy Pansy disagnosed himself and was miraculously cured. Cured like a ham.

Hans does rely on an asshole or two to make his pathetic putrid life worthwhile, as nobody in Badhoevedorp can stand the big, ugly, grotesque, deadbeat Government Money Moocher. 

Nobody Cares

Whether he's droning on about his latest repeat of MERLE HAGGARD music or "those Jewish boys" SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, or whatever he stole from GREEN'S blog...nobody cares.

Whether he fawns over somebody in the Zinhof shoutbox and thanks them for a download, that doesn't mean anything. The person doesn't not care about HANS and is not going to visit him in that private hospital room. Who would?

Yeah, HANS, "on the government teat," wastes Holland's time and money. Nobody cared to know why he was in the hospital and NOBODY wished him well. Not on his latest stupid blog, not in any shoutbox. 

Who cares.

HE DOES NOT MATTER. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING now. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

 

"my home for the last few days, until Wednesday day, when, god willing I go home" 

 

Always the drama queen. This big dummy is on the government teat and gets free 

hospital stays, so he goes shuffling in with some whine or other, and they do a 

battery of tests over a few days and send him home saying nothing is wrong.

And THIS asshole, not hooked up to an IV, not in intensive care or anything,

given a few days of luxury, mopes "when, GOD WILLING I GO HOME."

 

 

WAIT A MINUTE... was Hansy Pansy really in a hospital in Badhoevedorp, Holland? He keeps telling the world, when he's blogging and pestering on shoutboxes, that he lives in PALM SPRINGS, AMERICA.  His dopey new hillrombed blog says so:

 

SAME OLD INSANE OLD. 

ZZZZZZZ.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE LAST POST BECAUSE...

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS PATHETIC USELESS LEECH.  

 "HANS" IS A NOBODY WHO MEANS NOTHING. ZZZZZ.

STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS -- HANS DEVENTE, an INTERNET JACKASS SINCE 2005

 

Brain-damaged "HANS" is really losing his mind. Last month he did his "sex change" at Zinhof's shoutbox, becoming "LEGS" and "BETH" (and as usual, claiming "I AM NOT HANS.")

He's just pulled his usual stunt of declaring he will LEAVE the shoutbox. (Waiting to see if anyone will beg him NOT to go. Nobody did). 

Yes, Mr. CRAZY is "fed up" with all the "nonsense" and "crazies" (that would be HIM and his ALIASES and his LIES) and vowed to delete his login. Did he? OF COURSE NOT.

He loves being a maniac. He loves the attention. Several members of the shoutbox urged him to LEAVE ASAP and several others predicted if he left he'd come back: 

PATHOLOGICAL LIAR HANS claimed he could not delete his login! 

"i cannot delete the login it seems." OH? GOSH HANZIE HITLER, YOU'VE ONLY DONE THAT ABOUT ONE HUNDRED TIMES, with your aliases like JAN and DOUG and 2020 and...on and on.

HANZIE HITLER won't leave the shoutbox because he has too much fun being HERR DICTATOR and telling people they ONLY HAVE 10 DAYS to get his UTTERLY SHITTY music...his corny country and western garbage, his brainless "CHILL" drivel and the rest of his boring junk nobody wants:

Last Day! Last Day! That's just ONE reason everyone in the shoutbox hates him. He can't just shut his ugly fucking yap and post like everyone else. It has to be LAST DAY! TEN DAY LINK! HURRY! 

Meanwhile SENILITY HANS continues to get caught up in his lies. It's not just his never-ending fake names, or his shifting age (i am 75, i am 77...) here he is, after crying and moaning that he has SEVERE TINNITUS AND CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE requesting...MUSIC TO LISTEN TO:

He never requests anything just ONCE. Adult Diaper-Wearing BABY HANS has to whine and whine again and again. 

THIS is the guy who has the NERVE to claim he's "innocent" and never causes trouble, and never LIES and does nothing but make people HAPPY with his LOVELY music? Like the "MERLE HAGRID" (he thinks he's so witty) re-posts every other day? Come on everyone LAST CHANCE, LAST DAY to get MERLE HAGRID music. HANS is the HAGGARD one. An old, pathetic pain in the ass. 

Speaking of PAIN IN THE ASS, HANZIE HITLER never misses an opportunity to moan about his 1001 ailments, as if anyone cares. Nobody bores people more than HANZIE: 

Poor Poor Pitiful Hans. (Sake Johannes DeVente is his real name). He wants everyone to feel sorry for him, because "i am a good egg" and "talking heads are good friends of me" and "i have tinnitus so i can not hear music" and "i vacation in palm springs!" and "i was there at 9/11" and "i went to the ER again it does not look good" and "i just came back from the ER anyone want music from green's blog?"

And ON and ON, stealing music from other bloggers, deleting his rivals, trying to get sympathy for his endless (mostly fake) ailments, and being a general attention-grabbing old drag queen pest. But "i am a good egg...." 

Google his name and check some of the EARLY blogs about him. They have all the evidence and screen captures of what an ASSHOLE and DEMANDING PEST and RANTING RAVING INSULTING SELF-ABSORBED PRICK he's been since 2005. That includes his first appearances at USENET where he demanded Beach Boys music and David Letterman tapes and being the Dutch Douche cheap bastard he is, expecting people to mail him this stuff "for the price of the postage."  Back then he was even using his SONY email address and boasting about how he could report anybody he didn't like. He then left a trail of hate blogs, of hounding Chocoreve and others, destroying GroovyFab and DejaVu and other blogs with his hacking, and urging people to FIND AND "GET" the rivals he didn't like. Yeah, yeah, REAL NICE GUY.  

 "i am a good egg..." 

EVERYONE knows the TRUTH about DEVENTE. He is DEMENTED.

HOW MUCH OF A PUSSY is the BADEHOEVEDORP DRAG QUEEN "HANS" DE VENTE? He's GLEEFUL

NOW you can understand why "HANS" the limp-dick who isn't sure if he's 75 or 77 has sex-changed his name in that Zinhof shoutbox so often. JAN and BETH and LEGS etc. etc.

It's because he's the BIGGEST PUSSY in BADHOEVEDORP, HOLLAND. 

Look at the utter pathetic SHIT he posted at his dopey "TOURDEHANS" blog: 

 

Oooh oooh. 

This is Hansy Pansy, who flirts with the men in the shoutbox ("Anyone WANT...") while wearing his drag and calling himself BETH. 

Remember when he surprised everyone in the shoutbox by posting a link....to a photo on a website showing a white guy sucking black dick? 

How about all the times he sighed over BEACH BOYS pictures,  and mewled about his love for JOAO, his little Brazilian-wax-job boyfriend? 

Remember all the times he's offered the kitschiest crappiest romance movies and guaranteed, "Download this! You will cry!" 

WHAT AN OLD WIMP. 

He's not a man, that's for sure. A PIG maybe. A big BABY maybe. GIMME GIMME is what this baby pig is constantly up to. Here, he's mewling about "those two Jewish boys" again, only he is so brain damaged he can't even get the name of the show right! 

First he writes "LOVE FROM NEW YORK" (because he'd love to be spit-roasted by Paul and Artie) and then he corrects himself. He wants "LIVE FROM NEW YORK." 

Wah wah wah. He WANTS he WANTS he WANTS. Doesn't seem like his phony TINNITUS is bothering him much! 

Poor Hansy Pansy. Before the pandemic, and before he nearly drove himself off the road because he's so senile, he'd motor into AMSTERDAM and look for horny sailors to give free  alley blowjobs to. Being a CHEAP DUTCHMAN his line was, "Save your money. I give great blowjobs. Just close your eyes and imagine I'm Eva Cassidy."

Then he'd sneak back home and play with his John Deere toys, and check on what his shoutbox boyfriends were up to, and then...sleeping pills, and NIGHTY NIGHT in his NIGHTIE.

SENILE BRAIN-DAMAGED "HANS" DEVENTE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD HE IS!

 Using up a dozen aliases in a few months can AGE a person. Here's "HANS," sneaking back to Zinhof's shitbox, after being DOUG and JAN and four or five others: 

JUNE 23 2020 he says he's 75: 

Yes, Mr. "EXTREME TINNITUS" who used to tell everyone he can't hear, can't enjoy music, but will upload for OTHERS, says "I am 75.." 

Only TWO MONTHS later, AUGUST 27, 2020 after pestering everyone as BETH, and LEGS and four or five more, he minced back into Zinhof's shitbox as REAL HANS. He's whining about "memory problems" and says "i am 77 years old." 

Zzzzzzzzz. MEMORY problems? Doesn't know how OLD he is? 

HE'S MENTAL AS ANYTHING:

He goes through insane mood swings where he claims to be a "good egg" and "generous" and then demands PAYPAL donations or he'll walk out forever. 

He creates all these delusional fake names for himself (he's even gone into Google translate to pretend to speak FRENCH when he was BETH) and then insists "I am not HANS" when he is caught. 

He posts the same GOD-AWFUL crap with the same retarded spellings and wordplay ("Merle Haggard" is "Merle Hagrid" ha ha) and doesn't even know where the fuck he is. For a while he insisted he was in AMERICA on vacation in PALM SPRINGS.

He's moaned that his brainstem exploded, he's played the "I'm dying game" over and over...and he's even pretended to kill himself JUST to see if anyone in the shitbox would be worried and ask whether he was dead or alive (NOBODY CARED). Remember? 

Yes, about two or three dozen blogs before his current assinine  "TOURDEHANS" blog, he had his famous DEATH BLOG. JANUARY 12, 1919:

 

January 12, 1919, Demented Hans Devente. How old were you then? 72? 75? 77? 

"I was so much younger then. I'm older and stupider than that now..." 

No wonder everyone ignores him at Zinhof's shitbox. He's STILL CRAZY after all these years...all 77 of them?