DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE - LYING FOR SYMPATHY and being a TOTAL ASSHOLE AS USUAL

Hans Demented was getting complaints (as usual) for posting crappy music, bossing everyone around, and being a total creep. 

He can't PLAY NICE like everyone else in Zinhof's shoutbox. He has to bore people with his bossy bullshit: 

He interrupts good conversation and sharing with his petty crap, just like a 7 year-old who has to crash Mommy and Daddy's dinner party and keep whining for a glass of water, and then throwing tantrum after tantrum. 

Here he's fighting with somebody because...well, because HANS IS A JERK, he posts CRAP, he posts "guess where THIS link is taking you" nonsense, and he wastes everyone's time. Here, after a lot of complaints, HE declares HE is pissed off:

 

 What did he do a few days later?

He began crying and moaning and telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.  Pity him.

Pity the LIAR.

Here is DEMENTED DEVENTE acting as if he's just had a stroke: 

There's petulant BABY HANS, who does wear adult diapers, screaming he "WILL NEVER AGAIN POST ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR."  This is on a guy who told him "get professional help for your anger management issue."

HANS THE LIAR: "I HAVE HAD A TIA...it left me unable to walk any distance, and with a disfigured face." 

He acts like it happened yesterday. A week ago. A month ago. 

IT HAPPENED YEARS AGO. AND IT DID NOT HAPPEN AT ALL. 

He had a food allergy reaction and he BLEW IT UP INTO A BIG LIE ABOUT HAVING A STROKE.

When you have a STROKE you have a STROKE.  You are SERIOUSLY disabled. One side of your body is paralyzed and you DON'T sit around writing angry baby-rants because nobody liked your upload of CARPENTERS soft rock.

DISFIGURED? He looks like Quasimodo. He is one of the ugliest men in BADHOEVEDORP, if not the whole of HOLLAND.

Oooh, let's all look and feel SORRY FOR HANSY PANSY. Let's click the mysterious link and see the photo: 

SO? He ALWAYS LOOKS UGLY because he IS ugly. 

The moronic glare, the melon-shaped head, the saggy jowls, the pubic beard, the fat nose, the tiny twisted little ear...THAT IS SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE. 

The only thing that happened was one eyelid drooped, and his lip swelled a bit. 

People have had a worse bad reaction to eating a sour pickle. 

Who the FUCK says he had a stroke? THE LIAR.

HANS THE LIAR. The guy who even lied about his real name. "I'm Hans." No, you're JOHANNES. "I'm Cal E. Fornia." "I'm Rhinestone Tongue" "I'm Doug." "I'm UNIT." And on and on.

Remember, he posted this on September 9th, as if it happened the other day or a week ago.

He posted it to get sympathy and attention after he was, as usual, making a jerk of himself and trying everyone's patience.