Hansy Pansy's tedious, never-ending screaming, whining and sulking to GET ATTENTION

How...boring...and...predictable is Demented Hans Devente? 

People try to ignore him but he makes sure it ain't easy. A bratty provocateur, he's always spoiling for a fight, always inflicting his 8 year-old's idea of "humor" on his endless blogs, and over-posting his drivel. 

His sense of "humor" is to post a Spanky and Our Gang album everybody has by now, and add his idea of wit as a header:

As usual, he gives himself away. He has big MOMMY and DADDY problems, and that's why he actually craves both physical and emotional spankings. Anything for attention. People insult him and he LOVES it. "Spank me." 

When he tries to post things people don't have, it's also things they DON'T WANT. Poor needy ATTENTION SEEKING Hans. If he gets a few dozen downloads of something, he's wetting himself. Look at this piss poor piece of waste he posted:

He spends most of his online time in losers lounges, and LOVES that shoutbox run by his Lord and Master, Zinhof. Hans can't get his tongue up the senile Croatian's ass, but you can be sure they've exchanged close-ups of male genitalia with each other. That's why Zinhof allowed Hansy Pansy to get away with his usual tedious Drama Queen antics every day.

Yeah, that includes his whining about tinnitus, which he blames....ha ha ho ho hee hee...on a mild fender bender that did him and his Mommy-Wife no damage at all. He's posted a YouTube link to his dashcam footage, which shows the two of them chattering in high-pitched nasal voices. You can't tell which is the male and which is the female. 

  
Anyone else talk about themselves constantly? No. Anyone else over-posting? No. Anyone else pouting and whining when they don't get enough attention? No. Here's Hansy Pansy grumbling that nobody needs more "Lost Jukebox" crap and that he can't stop over-posting. Zzzz.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee: "I dont want to over stay my welcom." 

The illiterate 8-year-old bearded lump of pathetic gouda has been a pain in the ass ever since he got online. Less and less people care about him and his boring games. 

As it is, most everyone just ignores him, and that's how it should be. He's such a masochistic narcissistic fungus, he'd rather have people pissed off at him than paying no attention to him. So on and on he goes, making up controversies, picking fights, and trying to see if he can get a reaction. 

Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Demented HANS DEVENTE - Mr. Pig Keeps 'em Guessing and LIES about his "GENEROSITY"

It's the same old GAMES with Sake Johannes DeVente, aka Doug, BBC, UNIT, Maria, RhinestoneTongue, Asshole, Moron, Dutch Douche...

When he posts in his playground sandbox in the ZINHOF shoutbox (located in the totally hip country of CROATIA), he has to play "GUESS WHAT" with his links. 

Everyone else posts what they're talking about, but BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE plays games.

NOBODY else threatens to delete files if they don't get enough hits, but BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE is constantly PLAYING GAMES. He won't upload unless he gets people begging him, and if his wearisome bait-and-not-post games don't work, he takes up more time whining about it.

One of the biggest lies BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE likes to tell people is that he's a NICE guy. We all know he isn't. He's a pathological liar, a kleptomaniac, a bully, a foul-mouth, and WORSE. Since he overposts so much, it's only a matter of HOURS before he writes something NASTY

BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE claims he's so generous. He giveth...and TAKETH AWAY. He's always being a snotty brat, sticking his nose in the air and telling people they can't get the music he's offered...TOO LATE...BEEN DELETED. Yes, MR. DELETER strikes again. BAD SANTA, the most obnoxious prick on the Internet.

Sorry...too late...just like a bitch, right? Just another example of Hans being the coquette. You've got to beg HER before you get a file uploaded, and if you don't jump on it and give a big THANK YOU, poof...it's suddenly GONE. It's a real prick-teaser game played by a tease who no longer has a functioning prick. 

One of his latest laughable delusions is to tell everyone that he's dying AND he's giving away ALL of his fabulous hard drives. Huh? Why would he do THAT? He's a hoarder, a brat, a conceited pig, and he brags about owning EVERYTHING. He's giving hard drives away? As always, he gets caught up in his own lies, and somebody's bound to slap him for it. 

BRAIN DAMAGED DEVENTE has a faulty brainstem and despite taking little pills for his high blood pressure, his brain could splatter like an egg tossed onto the sidewalk. 

He keeps sobbing that he's getting rid of his possessions because he can't take it with him...but after each sob, he starts whining, "ANYBODY GOT...ANYBODY GOT..." asking for MORE shit to put on an external hard drive. 

He is the craziest cheap Dutch bastard on the planet. Is it surprise so many people hate him?

DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE - His Brain Stem is Warped so he CURSES, DRONES, BABBLES AND DROOLS

Everyone knows HANS DEVENTE is CRAZY.

People have told him over and over: "GET HELP. GET THERAPY." Instead he's made over 200 blogs, uploaded and deleted thousands upon thousands of files, and engaged in a non-stop manic-depressive psychodrama of moodswings, lies, cursing and paranoia.

How many hundreds of times has he declared he was dying? Declared his wife was dying? Declared he couldn't hear ANY MUSIC because of tinnitis? Said he was in hospital? Posted a new blog saying that he was going to kill himself?

EVERYONE KNOWS HANS DEVENTE IS CRAZY.

People are just sick and tired of him disrupting, deleting, and being a Dutch DOUCHEBAG.

Some of his latest craziness? He always clogs up the shoutbox with his tedious dribbling and drooling. He can't just post a link and go away.

Only a narcissist neurotic clogs up a shoutbox like that, and he does it almost EVERY DAY.

He has to call attention to himself with his needy "ANYONE HAVE THIS" whining, and his equally moronic "ANYBODY WANT THIS?" postings.

Everyone else posts music and assumes somebody will want it. Miss Coquette insists on asking everyone first and being SO girly-girl COY.

Every day, the neurotic nut who cries that he has tinnitus and can't hear anything KEEPS ASKING FOR MORE MUSIC.

He just wants attention. He's a pest. An asshole. A bore. A nuisance. A Dutch dipshit.

HOW...MUCH...OF A NEUROTIC BORING PEST IS HE? He posts about how he's GOING to post! He posts about how he's not home but he'll be home soon and THEN he'll post.

He's always posting "mystery" links (how often have people clicked these links to be disappointed by his usual GARBAGE)
and babbling about his latest blog and boring everyone with his endless tedious questions.

People tell him to be NORMAL and what does he do? He starts cursing in DUTCH! His brainstem explodes and he goes into his manic state of threatening everyone, screaming and hollering, and name-calling.

That's Hansy Pansy, moving from his girly-girl coy games and cowboy fetishes to being a raging psychopath telling people to drop dead of CANCER. 

"I'm a good man," he says. Everyone knows he's CRAZY. 

SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE - ALWAYS BEING A DICKLESS PATHETIC NINNY

Hans DeVente acts like somebody's pesty grandma. 

All he does is FUSS and FUSS and WARN and SCOLD. Hurry Hurry! It's HANSY PANSY telling you you BETTER GET YOUR GOODIES right NOW!

This is ONE reason why GRANDA DEVENTE, the dickless wonder, is so HATED.

He clogs the shoutbox with warnings and threats and pestiness. If you don't do what GRANDMA says you might have to use RAPIDGATOR and PAY for the download.

GRANDMA DEVENTE is always pulling this shit

"ALL WILL BE GONE" says the DELETER. If you don't march to it, hop to it, and get it when GRANDMA tells you, you will get NOTHING.

NO GOODIES FOR YOU.

This is how a normal person acts? No. Nobody else does it but SHIT FOR BRAINS DEVENTE.

He also can't stop BLOGGING. 

Nobody else does THIS shit either. GRANDMA offers something? Half the time it's: GO TO MY BLOG! GO TO MY BLOG! 

Leave the SHOUTBOX and GO TO MY BLOG! 

Why? Because he's a mental case. He's DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE. GRANDMA is SENILE. GRANDMA still thinks she's the BLOGFATHER, but those days are OVER.

Nobody's using BLOGS anymore. There are TORRENTS. Big companies thrive with their torrent sites and leave only the dickless little minnows to swim in little urinals like BLOGS. 

Here's GRANDMA DEVENTE again, still flogging HANK WILLIAMS music as if anyone is as retired and retarded as to want this shit AGAIN.

Get out your HANKIES, girls, it's HANSY PANSY once again doing the HANKY PANKY, showing his LOVE for COWBOYS. 

We all know Hans is impotent with women. His retarded wife never had kids. She doesn't know her twat from her elbow. Only a mental defective would live with an ugly, stupid, useless clod like HANS DEVETE, a loser who ends up on GOVERNMENT WELFARE in a rowhouse. 

SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE has nothing better to do than post new blogs all the time to bore and annoy everyone. THEN he gets MORE and plays musical chairs with them:

He is more pathetic than a pre-schooler playing with BLOCKS.

LOOK DADDIES, I HAVE MOVED MY BLOG HERE...AND MY OTHER BLOG IS HERE...AND LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY BLOGS I HAVE.

What a loser. Why is GOD keeping this moron on the planet? Only one reason: to make it purgatory for him. To torture him for all of his lying and stealing and cheating. For all the times he slapped somebody on the back with one hand and STOLE with the other. How he'd lie to get into a free show and then TAPE it. How he'd LIE to get into the office of a record label and then fill his RUCKSACK with albums. SAKE JOHANNES DEVENTE the THIEF.

His father tried to beat some sense into the brat but couldn't. He's been SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE ever since. The shit in his brain is turning into tumors and he needs pills just to get to sleep but GOD isn't done with torturing the bastard. The WORST IS YET TO COME.

HANS DEVENTE aka Sake Johannes DeVente - a waste of space who belongs in an INSANE ASYLUM

Here's Demented Devente, his tumorous brain throbbing and about to give him a stroke, unable to figure out how OLD he is. 

Here he's telling his boyfriend SKYJUMP (the boyfriend's new alias) that he's 73. 

Demented Devente also mentions his "extreme tinnitus" which is another lie. 

He posted his driver's license. You do the math. He's saying he's 75 but the driver's license says he was born in 1946. 

Next he'll insist he's really 78 and his autistic idiot wife who can barely sit with a dazed look on her pruny old face is 82.

One day he's bawling that he can't hear music and just posts it because he is SO generous and wants other people to have MUSIC. 

Next day he's doing his dickless coquette act: "PRETTYPLEASE i dont have every soft limp kitaro album i would like to hear these five albums and they would cost me too much to buy. some kind soul has these in a closet?" 

What the same closet Hans stores his knickers and bras? 

How come he keeps sniffling about having tinnitus and then he's skipping and mincing around his windmill glad to get YUMMY music and has all the energy to flush more soft shit into the shoutbox? 

Nobody wants his crappy soft music, his boring Christmas garbage, or his endless games of "go to my BLOG, no my OTHER blog, no the BLOG I didn't delete. No no THIS blog" and "here's one part of a link and another part of a link and this is 10 day so you better get it now or it will be gone." 

What an asshole. He can't be normal like everyone else (people who do NOT have BLOGS and do NOT post SHIT and do NOT lie constantly about their age and health). He is not normal. He is CRAZY. He is DEMENTED. 

this part that part get this shitty music in 10 days go to the blog... bore bore bore bore

Tell us again how your new blog will be deleted and the links will be gone and everyone has to hurry up and pay attention to your garbage music instead of the progrock they really care about. 

Some people say Hans De Vente the demented crazy cheap Dutch douch just has SHIT FOR BRAINS.

DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE - LYING FOR SYMPATHY and being a TOTAL ASSHOLE AS USUAL

Hans Demented was getting complaints (as usual) for posting crappy music, bossing everyone around, and being a total creep. 

He can't PLAY NICE like everyone else in Zinhof's shoutbox. He has to bore people with his bossy bullshit: 

He interrupts good conversation and sharing with his petty crap, just like a 7 year-old who has to crash Mommy and Daddy's dinner party and keep whining for a glass of water, and then throwing tantrum after tantrum. 

Here he's fighting with somebody because...well, because HANS IS A JERK, he posts CRAP, he posts "guess where THIS link is taking you" nonsense, and he wastes everyone's time. Here, after a lot of complaints, HE declares HE is pissed off:

 

 What did he do a few days later?

He began crying and moaning and telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.  Pity him.

Pity the LIAR.

Here is DEMENTED DEVENTE acting as if he's just had a stroke: 

There's petulant BABY HANS, who does wear adult diapers, screaming he "WILL NEVER AGAIN POST ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR."  This is on a guy who told him "get professional help for your anger management issue."

HANS THE LIAR: "I HAVE HAD A TIA...it left me unable to walk any distance, and with a disfigured face." 

He acts like it happened yesterday. A week ago. A month ago. 

IT HAPPENED YEARS AGO. AND IT DID NOT HAPPEN AT ALL. 

He had a food allergy reaction and he BLEW IT UP INTO A BIG LIE ABOUT HAVING A STROKE.

When you have a STROKE you have a STROKE.  You are SERIOUSLY disabled. One side of your body is paralyzed and you DON'T sit around writing angry baby-rants because nobody liked your upload of CARPENTERS soft rock.

DISFIGURED? He looks like Quasimodo. He is one of the ugliest men in BADHOEVEDORP, if not the whole of HOLLAND.

Oooh, let's all look and feel SORRY FOR HANSY PANSY. Let's click the mysterious link and see the photo: 

SO? He ALWAYS LOOKS UGLY because he IS ugly. 

The moronic glare, the melon-shaped head, the saggy jowls, the pubic beard, the fat nose, the tiny twisted little ear...THAT IS SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE. 

The only thing that happened was one eyelid drooped, and his lip swelled a bit. 

People have had a worse bad reaction to eating a sour pickle. 

Who the FUCK says he had a stroke? THE LIAR.

HANS THE LIAR. The guy who even lied about his real name. "I'm Hans." No, you're JOHANNES. "I'm Cal E. Fornia." "I'm Rhinestone Tongue" "I'm Doug." "I'm UNIT." And on and on.

Remember, he posted this on September 9th, as if it happened the other day or a week ago.

He posted it to get sympathy and attention after he was, as usual, making a jerk of himself and trying everyone's patience. 

Demented HANS DE VENTE hates and curses Zinhof's SHOUTBOX friends

It's been going on for over 13 years. "Hans is a nice guy, I don't believe he ever did anything bad." Then it's: "Everything they said was RIGHT. Now I know!" 

NOW you know. Here's how Demented Hans De Vente treats Zinhof's SHOUTBOX friends — he creates yet ANOTHER blog for this: 

 

"I'm a GOOD man," Hans always whines. He's never stolen links from other people, never deleted anything, never cursed out anyone, never went on a paranoid rant at anyone, never teased and insulted anyone, never demanded people give him compliments or its "my way or the highway." No, he's a "GOOD man." 

He likes to cry for sympathy anytime somebody even suggests he do something normal, like stop stealing from other bloggers and then moaning about his "hard work" in "buying" things to give away. 

He actually gets second and third identities, insults HIMSELF, and then starts crying to everyone "See how I am abused." He emails himself insults and pretends they came from people who are picking on him. Then he turns around and creates a blog titled "STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES" nyaa nyaa nyaa, and laughs and says that people who wish he would die are not bothering him in the least. WHAT A PSYCHO.

 

Remember that he has had HUNDREDS of blogs and he's had HUNDREDS of fake identities and he's been thrown out of DOZENS of forums for being a disruptive attention-seeking deleting Dutch jackass. Everyone's wrong and HE is "a good man?" 

Let's see how this GOOD man who claims to want to do NOTHING but GIVE AWAY MUSIC reacts when somebody actually asks him for a favor: 

"EXCUSE ME?" EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE! 

The great HANS DE VENTE does not give away music to somebody who politely says PLEASE and calls him "Mr. De Vente." 

Are you surprised that his nickname for 13 years has been BAD SANTA?  He obnoxiously puts people through hoops to get his "GOODIES" and when he tells everyone that he's got nothing else to do in life but give away music from his 2.5 million collection on 24 TB drives, he pisses on people. 

He wasn't asked NICELY enough? He does this all the time. He makes up rules. He puts people through hoops. Once everybody is paying attention to him he spits on them. 

Another game he loves to play is "Hurry up, get my goodies before I delete them. There's a TIME LIMIT. You got FIVE DAYS." Right, five days to get his stale garbage. Who the FUCK needs a complete collection of Willie Nelson records? Psycho Hans strikes again.

Ha ha ha. He is Willie NELZUN, because he works for HANSZUN, the ZUN. Anyone remember how he ALWAYS called himself HANSZUN because he felt he was the center of the universe? The brightest star? Mr. "MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG?" 

He's 73 and just as much of a selfish nasty prick as when he was 7. He can't get along with anyone except maybe senile Zinhof, who doesn't remember how often Hans used to complain that Zinhof was a jerk and was stealing musics off the Hanszun blog and that people should "get" him. 

Hans has NOTHING better to do with his life than open and shut blogs, call attention to himself in a shoutbox, and post the same garbage over and over and over. In August he made 27 posts (one ONE of his many blogs) and it was all the crap that people have seen time and again. 

When he DELETES a new blog (like his HOME OF THE DELETER blog, which he made when he decided to arrogantly ADMIT that he's the DELETER), he struts into the shoutbox to tell the peons that they better pay attention: 

ONE of the BIG LIES from Demented Hans Devente is the notion that he BUYS music to give away for free. "I am waiting for the $700 Woodstock Box Set!" Right. As soon as Exystence.net posted it, Hans magically posted "his" version, telling everyone about his hard work, and sneering at other shoutbox members: "What have YOU bought to give away here?" 

HANS is actually THE CHEAPEST DUTCHMAN the world has EVER seen. That's something, even by the cheap standards of the stinky DUTCH. 

Here he is, obnoxiously wheedling people with a PRETTY PLEASE, demanding that somebody upload music so HE WON'T HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING. This is the same guy who bragged about spending $700 for a Woodstock box set? Now he's shouting PRETTY PLEASE because he can't afford to buy music??

"Look in your drawerss, nooks and crannies," Mr. Hilarious asks, because he doesn't want to be "spending" any money. "pretty please?" 

Don't you wish his father smacked him a little harder and a little more often, every time he acted like a dumbass spoiled brat? 

Remember how often he moaned "i have tinnitis, i can not hear music but i will continue to upload music for others to enjoy." Then why is he crying and screaming for MORE MUSIC? And why isn't 2.5 million songs and 24 TB drives enough for the fat bastard? 

He's recently re-played his favorite game of leaving himself insulting messages and crying that people are telling him he and his wife should die of cancer

Poor Hans. Just remember how often he would snarl at people "I HOPE YOU HAVE AIDS WITH EBOLA."

He said it all the time. He said it to people who asked him for music without giving him NICE COMMENTS. He said it to people who complained that he was stealing their posts and re-upping them as his own. 

Yes, speaking of stealing posts, Demented Hans De Vente is still making up his own rules about what is a fair share. If it makes him look like a big shot, if he gets attention, he'll steal from anyone. "I took the Rapidgator file and upped it to my blog. You want to pay for Rapidgator eh? You should thank me." 

Over and over he brags how he steals from Exystence or It's Only Rock and Roll, or some other uploader, and people should THANK him for it.

"i only download his paid rapidgators and re up them as free links....shut up...i am only a person trying." 

Is it any surprise this blob-lipped man-child monster has NO friends in the real world? 

He really does not know how to share. He knows how to steal. He doesn't know how to be polite. He knows how to bully. He doesn't know how to give away music the way normal people do, he has to sneer "go to my blog" or "anybody want" before he'll bother to upload. 

does anybody want dis? You have to go click his link and jump through his hoop to check if it's something you might want. THEN you have to come back and ask him POLITELY to upload it. You might only get an imperious "EXCUSE ME?" Or a nasty snarl of "you never upload anything why should i upload for you?" If he DOES deign to offer a link, it will be "you have to go to my blog to get it" or "email me for the link" or some other game. 

This is why most everyone is sick and tired of this Dutch Douche and his pathetic games. 

It's games. It's lies. It's deletions. It's garbage music he keeps re-posting. It's music he steals from others when his 60th offer of Willie Nelson music gets no nice comments. It's death threats. It's lies about having tinnitis and having cancer and "it does not look good" and "i am going to the hospital" and "i am never coming back to this shoutbox" and "this is the end." 

The end? People want THE END OF HANS DE VENTE, the saddest, cheapest, stupidest, ugliest LOSER in HOLLAND.