BLABBER-GIRL "HANS" Can't EVER shut up about his liimp love of "lounge" music and his Sham Shit about his MAC

 It's the REALHANS all right, a lonely senile moron who clogs up the shoutbox with endless chit-chat about his computer and his LOVE of crappy lounge music and "chill" swill. 

Limp Dick Sake Johannes DeVente, the most demented jackass in that sleepy down of Badhoevedorp, truly has NOTHING better to do. 

He still loves to dress in MAID DRAG, even if it's not calling HERSELF "Beth" or "LEGS" or "JAN" at the moment, and coos so softly to the guys, "do you want it?" "can I UP IT for you?" "I will get it for you!" 

Anything to do something nice for a guy who MIGHT send him a dick pic. The hilarious thing is when he ups files for somebody who actually is one of his biggest haters, and REALHANS thinks that he's actually bribing the guy to stop reporting what he's doing in the shoutbox. Hilarity indeed. 

"Thanks Hans." And the sad Dutch Douche is so lonely, so brain-eroded, he wets his knickers over the compliment and is ready to waste what little time he has left, upping MORE MORE MORE. 

He's STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. Anyone want to read this pathetic pussified bilge he types? What a waste of space! 

Blah blah blah till his brainstem explodes again, and what's left of his warped brain cells spill out in the emergency room, to be swept into a garbage pail. 

Then it's a few months flat on his back, NO computer, NO Zinhof, NO external drives, just watching the clock tick, tick, tick...FADE TO BLACK.

"REALHANS" is a 77 year-old drama queen pedo schizo mental case "on the government teat" in Badhoevedorp

Now he calls himself REALHANS.

This is after after cursing people and being a drama queen as bmx, as legs, as Beth...etc. etc. and EVERY time saying "I'm NOT HANS," here comes HANS again. 

Like David Berkowitz and Mark David Chapman, the two men most closely like himself, Sake Johannes De Vente is "born again." No longer the deranged maniac assuming different identities and making threats, and cursing people and deleting posts and being evil, he is REALHANS, pure of heart, and sobbing "blessed day!" to everyone.

Oh no apology of course. No: "Sorry I was such an asshole all last week with my homicidal drag queen identities BETH and LEGS, and the other three identities..." Just HERE I AM, the Disciple of Jesus, doing what Jesus would do -- steal music to be loved by strange men! 

BLESSED DAY EVERYONE. REALHANS is here with synthpop music! JOY TO THE WORLD. Soon it'll be that New Age shit from Windham Hill again, and more HANK WILLIAMS and of course anything he can swipe from other bloggers.

He had SO much fun with all his schizo identities and pissing people off and playing with his drag costumes...just one example...

Ha ha ha. Trick or treat. What a tease. What a cutie: "yes I am Hans,but not THAT Hans..." Ha ha ha.

Sake Johannes De Vente has been happily "living on the government teat" as he said on one of his thousands of blogs, using government money to buy a computer so he can lie, cheat, steal, load up on porn, and commit grand larceny. An overgrown brat who loves "Trick or Treat" games, he's gone over the deep end lately with his DRAG identities like "BETH" and "LEGS" and after so many told him to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of the shoutbox...

What did he do on August 27th? He got himself a fresh alias, and suddenly bmx, legs, Beth, Mary, Unit, etc etc disappeared and here's...REAL HANS. 

Oh JOY to the WORLD. Mr. Trick or Treat Sex Change Loony is now going to give away GOODIES under his REAL NAME. Pay attention, everyone.

REALHANS is offering the same old California shit he posted as HANS and DOUG and UNIT and a dozen more. It's REAL HANS offering those California cowboys he loves so much, like "Randy California" and "Neil Old." Hes not BETH, who insisted that SHE winters in Palm Springs every year. 

Lahh deeeeeee dahhh. It's now REALHANS, who has a REAL dream of nuzzling his piggy nose up against Neil Young's anus. The guy who only wishes he could go back in time and get gangbaned by the Sons of the Pioneers.

Oh yes, and he's back to stealing from Green's website

Isn't that lovely? At least one moron thinks so:

Yes, everyone appreciates the GENEROSITY of Hanzie Hitler...until he lashes back: "I want paypal donations" until he lashes back "Fuck you!" until he lashes back "I hope you die of AIDS with EBOLA!" until he lashes back "my way or the highway" and starts screaming at everyone for asking him a question, asking for an upload, or doing something else that suddenly gets his half-rotted brain to go into full-paranoia mode with irrational anger and...of course...deletions on whoever he decides he doesn't like.

Meanwhile, everyone can enjoy this lovely sense of humor. Here he is, REALHANS, already getting pissy in his knickers. He is already making rules of what he WILL and WILL NOT do, and creating his usual Drama Queen antics: 

It's ok, as long as he can bribe people into liking him by stealing from somebody else: 

Hanzie Hitler lies and lies so often, and creates so many schizo new names for himself, he can't keep track of the truth. He's said, time and again, that he was hatched in 1946. NOW he's claiming he's 77 (born during the war!) 

Really, REAL HANS, you were born in 1943? Back when your mommy was servicing all those Nazi soldiers? Tell us, Hanzie Hitler, was your mother a whore or a slut? Was she a slut giving it away for free (the way you give away music) or, being a Cheap Dutch Bitch, did your mother CHARGE money, like the many times you stormed out of Zinhof's shoutbox after DEMANDING that people donate and send you money via Paypal for ALL you've done? 

Of course either way, Hanzie Hitler's father was not happy with this, and as Hanzie has sobbed countless times, "My father beat me." Probably because his father couldn't be sure if the child was his or the spawn of a Nazi soldier having a Dutch treat with Mrs. DeVente. 

Poor Hans. The REALHANS is a really such a fat, ugly, pig-faced brain-rotting LOSER. He tells the world he's deteriorating rapidly: 

Soon he will be in a ward with tubing down his throat and up his ass, NO computer, NO external drives, NO drag wardrobe, NO NOTHING except month after month of PURGATORY. All he can look back on is being a pain in the ass on the Internet for nearly 20 years, and having an autographed CD from "talking heads, friends of me" except no signature from David Byrne on it. That John Deere toy collection will be given away to charity, enjoyed by a REAL CHILD aged 12, not an overgrown old fart who acts like a spoiled brat and lives a schizoid life of being a pig, acting out with tantrums, flirting like a drag queen, and being scorned as a total LOSER. 

REALHANS, you can't put lipstick on a pig.

SAD SICK LOSER "HANS" DE VENTE WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM "LEGS" Ha ha ha Ho Ho Ho

 

Gouda-Brain the Schizoid, aka "BETH" and "JAN" and now "LEGS" continues to show how eroded his mind is. He's happily deranged and when he's outed, he's like I"M HERE AND I'M QUEER and as long as senile Zinhof turns the other ass-cheek, this SHIT will continue.

Somehow "LEGS" the newbie instantly starts flirting with some GUYS in the Zinhof shoutbox, offering insincere compliments to HAWKEYE and ROCKNROLLPIMP

Hanzie has had a long-standing love-hate affair with sham, and hey, if Hanzie is going to download some Carla Olson tat, and sham is grateful, then MAYBE Hanzie won't be deleting sham files like he's done so often in the past. Sham wow....

"BETH" aka "JAN" aka "LEGS" is so comfy in her new drag, she can't stop burbling and babbling about why SHE is called "LEGS" (like anyone cares) and how, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yes, her real name IS Hans but she isn't THAT Hans. HA HA HA HA HA.

Got the usual garbage to toss into the shoutbox? Ooof. Not THAT shit again: 

The veterans see who is back again. What a stale, stale joke.

Let's not even BOTHER with some of the other silly names that have suddenly turned up. Here's Hanzie Hitler mocking one of the people who is outing him: 

Yes, exit "BETH" and enter "LEGS" among others, to cause more chaos, get more attention, start flirting with a few posters while prancing around explaining how "LEGS" is "HANS" but a different "HANS" and the nickname comes from....oh....how....boring....this...schizoid....loser is. 

What happens when "LEGS" finally minces away after getting a few too many insults and not enough NICE comments? Well, you know what is between the legs of LEGS. Hanzie Hitler's next ID will be: CUNT.

BORING OLD SENILE HANS --- HE'S CUT HIS TITS AND FAT BELLY OFF. "BETH" is now only "LEGS"

 

Here's Hanzie Hitler the Brat, back again. She's b-a-a-a-a-ck. "BETH" is showing her "LEGS" 

Yes, ONE OF the new aliases Demented De Vente (formerly "BETH" and "JAN" etc)  is using in Old Man Zinhof's shoutbox is "LEGS." Why? Oh gee, just LOOK at those GORGEOUS LEGS:

Oh DEERE.

People wonder HOW...CRAZY...does "SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE" of Badhoevedorp get? 

What SANE person would climb on top of a fucking John Deere truck to pretend he's a Cal-E-Fornia cowboy, or a Nashville farmer or...what...that he's surveying his acreage in PALM SPRINGS? 

Fat Piggy Hanzie Hitler is so incredibly bloated, he can't fit into a normal car, that's for sure. Look at that enormous belly. 

As for his pasty white legs, only HE would be proud of them. 

Only HE, lonely and pathetic, would keep coming back where he's NOT WANTED, and coyly insist every time that his new alias "is not Hans. I am not Hans." Funny, a newbie never asks, "Who is Hans?" or "Why do you think I'm Hans? What did that guy do?" 

Nope. The brat just enjoys being a brat. He LOVES the attention. Everyone is onto him the moment he minces into the shoutbox again with another ludicrous and usually gay name. From the Dickheaded UNIT to androgynous JAN to dickless BETH and now....LEGS...

Zzzzzzzzz.

He/She/It is SUCH a LOSER.

This is all DEMENTED HANS DE VENTE has in his life. If he wasn't deleting files on his "enemies," and cursing at everyone and being a total pain in the ass, one MIGHT feel sorry for him.

EVERYONE IN THE ZINHOF SHOUTBOX IS WAITING FOR HANS DE VENTE TO DROP DEAD ALREADY

 

 

 Here's a typical post from David, who was searching around for a Hans De Vente obituary: 

After a while, every doubter comes to realize that SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE the liar who isn't even really "HANS" is a total psycho, a manic-depressive bi-polar dangerous lunatic. 

Just one little question: why would a maniac who has invaded the Zinhof shoutbox 40 or 50 times under different names, and been outed for crossdressing aliases like MARIA and MARY, come back yet AGAIN as BETH? 

Is that somebody of sound mind????

Everyone wishes BETH/HANS etc would DROP DEAD or that Zinhof would stop letting him get new aliases and continue to be a DELETER and a pain in the ass. 

BETH, who kept telling everyone "i am not hans" replied with crazy self-important shit:

 
BETH doesn't shut up. Like Donald Trump, the more lies he tells, the more arrogant he becomes, and the more denial and double-talk you get:

Maybe it's the DEATH of BETH. In another day or two, ANOTHER alias? Then MORE deletions? Or is he already hiding under a new name and keeping quiet while he DELETES some more files, jealous of his/her enemies?

KLEPTOHANS - Sake Johannes De Vente, banned from Badhoevedorp stores for shoplifting, DELETES FILES AGAIN AND AGAIN

What a surprise: 

 

"BOTH GONE." Of course. Hansy and another Zinhof shoutbix psychopath, CLIVE, take turns with their obnoxious games and sick need for attention. Put up files without a password. Put up a file and deliberately remove it within an hour just to psycho. 

This is ALL that Hans De Vente has in his life: Internet games. He said it years ago: "The Internet saved my life." He was a bored, boring old Cheap Dutchman with no talent, no wit, nothing to say. He realized if he GAVE AWAY MUSIC he could be "liked." Yes, he bribed people to like him. 

When he didn't get enough nice comments, and when he saw he had competition, he went NUTS. He realized it was just as much fun to be HATED as to be "liked." That's been the past 15 years and 1500 fake names and idiot blogs while this moron wasted his time and everyone else's. 

What a LOSER. He leaves behind some TB drives full of crap, an autographed CD booklet from Talking Heads (without David Byrne), and one credit on an XTC album for making "noises" that nobody can even hear on a racist track about Africa. 

Nobody remembers the various bloggers HANS hounded and deleted over the years, and despite his attempts at sabotage, the Zinhof shoutbox, and hundreds upon hundreds of other bloggers will continue to do what isn't too difficult: upload and download music swiped from each other. Zzzzzzzzz.

WHAT A LOSER.

HANSY PANSY - HANS DE VENTE the FRENCH MAID - "BETH" buys his frocks in local HOLLAND STORES

It's been known for some time now, that HANS DE VENTE loves his DRAG, and his special fetish is FRENCH MAID COSTUMES.

This is why his latest drag identity at Zinhof's zinhof.ishoutbox.com secretly little hidey-hole is a FRENCH girl named BETH. 

BETH, like the coy coquette HANS wishes he was, drops little French phrases along with links to stupid things like DISNEY kiddie movies. (Pedophile Hans de Vente, eh? Et tu, you ugly old weirdo?)

 

Hansy Pansy's few defenders (who end up saying "You were RIGHT, he's INSANE") think that "nobody could be THAT screwed up."

YES. Go through the many hate blogs posted by many people, and contributed to by many many MANY people, and see all the insane shit he's done under a variety of names, in a variety of forums and blogs over the past 15 years! 

So, yeah, BELIEVE it, it's HANSY the FRENCH MAID adding little bits of FRENCH to his fake BETH identity. 

There is NO end to his neurotic pathology. He's a manic-depressive bi-polar bi-sexual sado-masochistic one-man lunatic asylum. He has no friends except his own schizoid identities. As for his retarded autistic mono-syllabic idiot wife, let's just say that Norman Bates had more fun with his DEAD MOTHER.

Hansy's FAVORITE place for transvestite items is right HERE at Hunkemöller:

 

It's in Amsterdam, and poor Hansy Pansy complains that ever since that TERRIBLE car accident where he was REAR ENDED by a mean truck driver, causing him TINNITUS, he's not much for driving anymore. 

What a pity.

There isn't much for a crossdresser in shitty little Badhoevedorp. That's the retirement village where the government pays SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE his social security. That lets him spend money on external hard drives for all his stolen porn and illegally downloaded movies and music. 

He has money left over to get his French maid items by mail (a big problem is that women's lingerie shops do NOT appreciate ugly hulking dirty old men handling the merchandise, and there's almost nothing in Hansy Pansy's extra-large-gorilla-ass size). 

Yes, while he does use mail order now that he can't find his size in stores, and most stores don't want him around scaring the female customers, he CAN be seen sobbing as he looks into the window at Yentl. If you're in Badhoevedorp, go over to Pa Verkuijllaan 7 and you might see him standing there in tears, crying in that whiny high-pitched girly voice of his. Hers. 

Hansy shouldn't stand around looking for too long. Some of the people who hate him most ARE in Holland. One of them might just snap and...but let's think NICE thoughts. That's what Fairy Princess French Maid Hansy would do. Or BETH as he calls himself these days.

Oh yes, that frou-frou white bridal dress would look so NICE on BETH-HANSY but it won't fit his carcass. Merde! (Merde is what is in his head).

Au revoir, BETH. Go jump into the river in France. Oh. Right, you already are IN SEINE.

OLD LIMP DICK HANS DE VENTE has a SEX CHANGE - - NOW HE IS "BETH"

 

 Hello, BETH. My my, do you look FETCHING in that FROCK.

This is what a LIMP DICK old Dutch Douche does with the TIME HE HAS LEFT. 

HANSY PANSY has returned with the 9th or 9th alias at Zinhof's shoutbox, and once again, HE has become a SHE. How appropriate. 

HANSY PANSY is really a pussy -- bitchy when things go wrong, but more often a pussy maid who gladly curtsies and posts whatever anyone wants. 

SHE is posting the same old GARBAGE. Hansy Pansy weeps and wets his knickers over "It's a Wonderful Life," so even in a fucking heatwave in the middle of AUGUST, guess what this silly bitch posts? 

Ho Ho Ho -- ho hum. "Bad Santa" has become Santa's WIFEY, in that Christmas drag. This is why the shoutbox people IGNORE the asshole. SUCH A BORING OLD FART. SO BRAIN DEAD.

Why don't you brag about your ENDLESS supply of EXTERNAL DRIVES, Hansy Pansy? 

What a lame, limp dick LOSER.  What next? Another brainstem explosion? No brains left!

A MESSAGE TO THE ZINHOF SHOUTBOX FROM HANS DE VENTE

hallo

i am hans. i want you to know talking heads are friends of me.

i love jesse winchester and soft music. i cry and sob a lot because i am a good egg.

i am not 2020. 2020 is a misshapen ugly monster who looks like this:

i am not
wysiwyg

he is an ugly misshapen monster who looks like this:

i am not

indian

he is an ugly misshapen monster who looks like this:

i am not

bmx or beth

or other aliases of an

ugly misshapen monster who looks like this;

no no.

i do not keep going into the shitbox with new names to post the same old shit.

that is not me, because talking heads are good friends of me.

i want everyone to love me.

so i do nice things.

and if you are my enemy i might delete your files.

remember, there is only one hans.

he looks like this:

THIS IS ME!!

(and you wonder why my darling wife never had kids. would you want ME on top of YOU?)

"HANS" De Vente (Sake Johannes De Vente) The Psycho Who Turns On His Friends

How do you explain "HANS" De Vente?

One word:

PSYCHO

The Ed Gein of the blog world, the man is simply DEMENTED. 

His SENILITY is only making things worse. He lashes out at everybody. He's deranged. Irrational.

His beloved ZINHOF SHOUTBOX where he claims to be a "good egg" and a "nice man?"

That's where he DELETES rival posts, ratting on people, using SONY NEDERLANDS and even dropping the names of CHRIS FRANTZ of Talking Heads and ANDY PARTRIDGE of XTC to make his reports look more authentic.

In just the past four months, here's FOUR of his aliases at the ZINHOF SHOUTBOX

2020
wysiwyg
indian
bmx

among others.

Here's creepy "HANS" waving BYE BYE as wysiwyg promising to "take a long hard look" at his "feature." (That's retarded Hansy Pansy, so laughable in thinking he can write in ENGLISH).

He's TOO INSANE to EVER go away. Like a dog sniffing its own shit and chasing its own tail, "HANS" is stuck in an insane pattern of stupidity. He has no reason to live. He's a monotonous robot retard.

After ditching THIS alias at ZINHOF's shoutbox, he got another. AND ANOTHER.

Maybe he wants to blame is MENTAL ILLNESS on that ridiculous fender-bender he had a few years ago? Even though he was whining about TINNITUS in forums and on blogs TEN YEARS AGO, he still wants to pretend that an ear problem caused by attending ROCK CONCERTS and doing nothing but blasting music into his head all his life, was cause by a truck bumping the back of his big stupid car.

Oooh ooh, "HANS" the man with the command of English says, he was reaended by a truck. (As opposed to being rear ended by Joao or one of his other playmates?) This is why he has a disease he can't even spell: i have tinnutus

Some say Zinhof is just as senile as "HANS" and doesn't even pay attention to the chaos in the shoutbox. Others say Zinhof is scared shitless of "HANS" and worried "HANS" will get that blog taken down, get Zinhof arrested, or maybe just do a hate blog and show off all those Zinhof photos that the fool sent "HANS" when he thought they were "buddies."

WHATEVER.

Senile "HANS" just rages day after day with paranoia, lies, and oh yes, NEW BLOGS all the time. "The Blogfather" used to get thousands of hits on everything he posted. Now? Sometimes 20 or 12 or even 2. He is too stupid and crazy to stop.

One reason there are so many "hate blogs" on the man who INVENTED the "hate blog," and a reason there is still a thriving forum for comparing notes on him (with some members urging others NOT to take that final stop that would have him arrested or sent to a mental ward), is that he's a PRICK. Everyone who EVER trusted him, thought "he can't be that bad" or stood up for him...got STABBED IN THE BACK BY HIM. Because he's deranged.

Is there anyone still checking that Zinhof Shoutbox who hasn't seen "HANS" under his various aliases throw shit-fits and start cursing people for no reason? Yell about how he wants Paypal donations? Scream and pout that he's leaving (only to come back a day later with a new name?) Notice how quickly some people get their files DELETED?

He is A CRAZY OLD BASTARD and that's no surprise because he was always a devious, lying, ugly, nasty WEASEL. His own parents couldn't stand him, but he's used that as part of his "feel sorry for me" whining. 

Like fat ugly Mark David Chapman, who got an autograph from John Lennon and a few hours later, shot him in the back, "HANS" De Vente asks to be trusted and then he goes into a rage EVERY time.

On his way to HELL, "HANS" is in a looping LIMBO, a piss-head PURGATORY and his brain rots like rancid Gouda ever more each day.