Limp Dick Hans De Vente doesn't get it up, but at least the tears can dribble down!

Limp Dick De Vente got so emotional the other day.  He emailed his shower buddy JOAO all about it. 

Sharing gay porn, like listening to bad new age music,  only makes Hans pleasantly numb, like when he takes his nightly sleeping pills. What actually gets a REACTION is that rarity of rarities, a "nice" comment on one of his endless droning garbage-music blogs: 

Hans told Joao, "oh my little queso-amigo, my Brazilian-shaved pinto-piqueno, go to my BLOG and see for yourself. it says Thanks Hans! i saw this and it made me cry. paul loves me!"

This "nice" comment does not mean PAUL will show up at the hospital when the demented Dutchman is in delerium. PAUL won't be at Hansy Pansy's funeral. But lonely pathetic Hans De Vente gets a thrill on the Internet when anyone pays attention to him. He CRIES. 
That's why one of his nicknames is The Crying Dutchman. That's why he keeps babbling to himself, "Blogging saved my life." Not that he had a life before he started blogging. Too bad he doesn't know that he doesn't have a life NOW either.