LOVESICK HANS DE VENTE -- is it Joao, his little Brazil-waxed shower buddy? Or somebody else?

We all know Hans Pansy is a drama queen. Just when you think LimpDick Joanna can't be any more lame, here's the saddest post of all time! 

Look at what he posted the other day in his Master Zinhof's shoutbox:

Yes, you read it right.

You know Hans by now. He never had a real marriage. He kept posting and re-posting on "HAG" and "HANK" and other cowboys, and BRIAN and other surfer dudes, and all those limp Windham Hill albums etc. etc. His pussy-esque posts to the shoutbox continue to sound like they're from a DRAG QUEEN. How about this one to DEAREST EVERYBODY:

What MAN puts in a shoutbox request and says "DEAREST everybody?" 

GIRLY MAN HANSY PANSY.

As usual, Ms. Tinnitus, who used to lie about not being able to listen to music anymore, is requesting some utterly wimpy and lame piece of music.

Does he want the music or just want a GUY'S ATTENTION?

Happily for Hansy Pansy, some LOVELY MAN gave him the fucking download, and how did Drama Queen Hansy Pansy react? He/She gushed: "its breathtaking."

Who else but Hansy Pansy addresses the GUYS as "dearest everybody," and then simpers about how "breathtaking" the music is? The same Big Pussy who has posted sappy garbage assuring everyone "you'll cry" if you listen to it. 

Drama Queen Hansy Pansy then announced he/she might not be posting much anymore. Why? The vapors? Some kind of "female trouble?" Some simpering drag hissy-fit? Close:

The Drama Queen is flouncing around declaring he/she has "fear and anxiety." 

REALLY.

You can bet that he's already whining about some useless crap he MUST have, and if only some DEAREST person would bring to him. Maybe it's some music on the cowboy whose cock he would MOST like to suck: BLAZE FOLEY.

Poor sensitive Dutch Girl. This will impact on every "dearest everybody" who enjoys "breathtaking" music. Hansy Pansy, attention-loving drama queen will, for at least a day or two, refrain from over-posting music or video that "will make you cry." Instead, he/she will be in his windmill, suffering "FEAR AND ANXIETY." 

WHAT A WIMP. WHAT A LOSER.

Don't forget that post. No, no, not the usual illiterate SULPLISE link that the drama queen makes people click....

No, not the other usual drama queen game of posting LINK LINK so you have to guess what the fuck crap music the inane wuss is offering....

Don't forget the latest post that demonstrates just how DEMENTED HANS DE VENTE really is:

Would anyone SANE post something like that in a shoutbox?